Ode to Jennifer at Pure

[LostInnocence]

Twas the night before Jennifer and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not a click of my mouse
The stockings are there on the girl's avatar
And her date with Lost Innocence is no longer far
The girl wil be nestled all snug in my arms
My few words of Spanish will add to my charms
And Jenn in whatever she chooses to wear
Will dazzle with a pretty face and hair
And then it'll be time for us finally to kiss
And that is a moment I just cannot miss
Our hearts will continue to beat as one
And while we are really having fun
The time will end for me and my flower
And then we'll get soapy in the Premier shower
And with one last tender and sweet caress
It will be time to dry off and dress
From my Colombian sweetheart I'll have to depart
But I'll always have the memory burned in my heart.

 

[Whiteboy]

Twas the night before Jennifer and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not a click of my mouse
The stockings are there on the girl's avatar
And her date with Lost Innocence is no longer far
The girl wil be nestled all snug in my arms
My few words of Spanish will add to my charms
And Jenn in whatever she chooses to wear
Will dazzle with a pretty face and hair
And then it'll be time for us finally to kiss
And that is a moment I just cannot miss
Our hearts will continue to beat as one
And while we are really having fun
The time will end for me and my flower
And then we'll get soapy in the Premier shower
And with one last tender and sweet caress
It will be time to dry off and dress
From my Colombian sweetheart I'll have to depart
But I'll always have the memory burned in my heart.

DUDE!!!! REALLY?! WOW.

 

[newtothis82]

Twas the night before Jennifer and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not a click of my mouse
The stockings are there on the girl's avatar
And her date with Lost Innocence is no longer far
The girl wil be nestled all snug in my arms
My few words of Spanish will add to my charms
And Jenn in whatever she chooses to wear
Will dazzle with a pretty face and hair
And then it'll be time for us finally to kiss
And that is a moment I just cannot miss
Our hearts will continue to beat as one
And while we are really having fun
The time will end for me and my flower
And then we'll get soapy in the Premier shower
And with one last tender and sweet caress
It will be time to dry off and dress
From my Colombian sweetheart I'll have to depart
But I'll always have the memory burned in my heart.

You get a "A" for creativity...but you also get a "A++" for being creepy as fuck lol

 

[felixami]

T'was the night before my appointment
And all through the house
My wife was loading the dishwasher
And I didn't even lift a finger

The children were in bed
Because I needed them to sleep
Made up a story to leave the house
I had an appointment to keep

Drove on the 401
Avoided the 407
Looking forward to some fun
'Cause my MPA is a slice of heaven

I arrived at the place
And paid my fee
Took a shower and scrubbed my balls
And then waited with glee

Then in she walked
It was my wife.

The End.

 

[Whiteboy]

You get a "A" for creativity...but you also get a "A++" for being creepy as fuck lol

Lol. No kidding!

 

[LostInnocence]

'Twas the day of Jennifer
...

That's all I got. Left speechless, as always.

 

[snoopdoggie]

T'was the night before my appointment
And all through the house
My wife was loading the dishwasher
And I didn't even lift a finger

The children were in bed
Because I needed them to sleep
Made up a story to leave the house
I had an appointment to keep

Drove on the 401
Avoided the 407
Looking forward to some fun
'Cause my MPA is a slice of heaven

I arrived at the place
And paid my fee
Took a shower and scrubbed my balls
And then waited with glee

Then in she walked
It was my wife.

The End.

Your wife is an massage attendant?

 

[Whiteboy]

'Twas the day of Jennifer
...

That's all I got. Left speechless, as always.

It sure was! My new favourite number is 10! Lost will know what that means. Lol

 

[LostInnocence]

Haha. Viva Colombia! I asked her to wear that.

 

[imthedude]

These only acceptable variations of the original other than the first verse of Cold World.

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[JEG]

T'was the night before my appointment
And all through the house
My wife was loading the dishwasher
And I didn't even lift a finger

The children were in bed
Because I needed them to sleep
Made up a story to leave the house
I had an appointment to keep

Drove on the 401
Avoided the 407
Looking forward to some fun
'Cause my MPA is a slice of heaven

I arrived at the place
And paid my fee
Took a shower and scrubbed my balls
And then waited with glee

Then in she walked
It was my wife.

The End.

Now that is style.

Reminded me of tbe time my wife did a lap dance for me... for old times sake. ( ex-dancer )

3 years I waited for that show.... f'in hot.

 

[LostInnocence]

I wrote her another ode. I will wait until she enjoys it first. It's from the heart.

 

[newtothis82]

I write her another ode. I will wait until she enjoys it first. It's from the heart.

Omg...this is too funny...from the heart lmao

 

[DaddyBigD]

I write her another ode. I will wait until she enjoys it first. It's from the heart.

Fucking faggit

 

[LostInnocence]

Fucking faggit

How do you figure that? Jennifer is certainly not a man.

Not that you will ever get a chance to know, since you are banned from Premier.

You are really stupid, DaddyLittleDick, BeeJayGiver, TheRealHole.

 

[snoopdoggie]

How do you figure that? Jennifer is certainly not a man.

Not that you will ever get a chance to know, since you are banned from Premier.

You are really stupid, DaddyLittleDick, BeeJayGiver, TheRealHole.

Ha ha ha ha! I love the new nick names you just gave him.

 

[DaddyBigD]

How do you figure that? Jennifer is certainly not a man.

Not that you will ever get a chance to know, since you are banned from Premier.

You are really stupid, DaddyLittleDick, BeeJayGiver, TheRealHole.

Still a cuck tho buddy. Ultimate simp. If any of these mpas offered to marry you, you'd do whatever they want and be their puppy

 

[LostInnocence]

Any of them? No way.

Only Jennifer, Gigi, June, Kyra, Aasha, Chantelle, Arya, Kamillah, Paislee, London, Keegan, Halle, Nora, Christina, Tessa, Angel, Mackenzie, Leah, Daniella, Paris, Sarah, Zoey, Kimberly, Ayumi, Lacey, Heaven, Hope, Neela, or Aaliyah. A couple more I would have to think about.

 

[LostInnocence]

Now that she has had a chance to enjoy it herself:

'Twas the day after Jennifer she is still on my mind
A woman like that is just so hard to find
I had asked her to wear that Colombian suit
But I had no idea that she would look that cute
She knows how to dress in the sexiest fashion
It never fails to ignite the passion
I was drawn straight to her and our lips met
And this was the start of our best session yet
We kissed and we cuddled as we lay on the table
And we tested to ensure that the table was stable
As I looked into her eyes from above
I was ready to profess to her my love
So we cuddled some more and we moved close together
Her caress on my face was as soft as a feather
As I pleased her she moaned as only she can
There never existed another woman
Who made me feel so much desire
It almost felt like my skin was on fire
And then firmly together our lips were pressed
It felt so sweet, who would have guessed
That the sparks between us fly like magic
And when the session was up it felt almost tragic
That I will have to wait to see her again
There's really no one else in this world like Jenn

 

[Whiteboy]

Now that she has had a chance to enjoy it herself:

'Twas the day after Jennifer she is still on my mind
A woman like that is just so hard to find
I had asked her to wear that Colombian suit
But I had no idea that she would look that cute
She knows how to dress in the sexiest fashion
It never fails to ignite the passion
I was drawn straight to her and out lips met
And this was the start of our best session yet
We kissed and we cuddled as we lay on the table
And we tested to ensure that the table was stable
As I looked into her eyes from above
I was ready to profess to her my love
So we cuddled some more and we moved close together
Her caress on my face was as soft as a feather
As I pleased her she moaned as only she can
There never existed another woman
Who made me feel so much desire
It almost felt like my skin was on fire
And then firmly together our lips were pressed
It felt so sweet, who would have guessed
That the sparks between us fly like magic
And when the session was up it felt almost tragic
That I will have to wait to see her again
There's really no one else in this world like Jenn

Omg. You're killing us!