There's a Russian, a Cuban, a Mexican, and an American in a boat lost at sea. The Russian gets this great idea, he takes out a bottle, drinks a swig, and tosses it into the ocean.
The Cuban looks at the Russian, scratches his head, and asks: "Why did you throw that into the water?"
The Russian replies: "Because in my country, we have so much vodka we don't know what to do with it."
The Cuban thinks a moment, then produces a cigar. He lights it, puffs away, and tosses it into the ocean.
The American looks at the Cuban, scratches his head, and asks: "Why did you toss that into the water?"
The Cuban replies: "Because in my country, we have so many cigars we don't know what to do with them."
The American thinks a moment, picks up the Mexican, and throws him into the ocean.
The other two look at him puzzled and ask: "Why did you throw him into the water?"
The American replies: "Because in my country, we have so many Mexicans that we don't know what to do with them."
The Cuban looks at the Russian, scratches his head, and asks: "Why did you throw that into the water?"
The Russian replies: "Because in my country, we have so much vodka we don't know what to do with it."
The Cuban thinks a moment, then produces a cigar. He lights it, puffs away, and tosses it into the ocean.
The American looks at the Cuban, scratches his head, and asks: "Why did you toss that into the water?"
The Cuban replies: "Because in my country, we have so many cigars we don't know what to do with them."
The American thinks a moment, picks up the Mexican, and throws him into the ocean.
The other two look at him puzzled and ask: "Why did you throw him into the water?"
The American replies: "Because in my country, we have so many Mexicans that we don't know what to do with them."