oshawa

[james h]

Well I TOFTT again. This time I went to the schwa to see a PM specialist, or so she claims, what a mistake. http://toronto.craigslist.org/ers/403908894.html . I contacted her via e-mail and she replied with a contact number and a picture. The picture is her for sure, but it is about 25 years ago, I did not know this until my visit. When I called her she said she was 55 and said she had raves about her PM massage so I figured why not. When I got there I was greeted by a grey haired woman. She is very pleasant to talk to and she admitted that she was 60, but that is where her talent ends. The starting massage was nothing to talk about. Then the turn and down to business. The whole session was similar to what I can get from my doctor, what a terrible session. She thinks she is really good at what she does, but I'm sorry she just plain is not. She has a nice set of boobs but I suspect they were man mades because they were just too firm for her age. Also she had a terrible rash all over her which she attributed to a medication she was on (this could be true, I've seen it happen). Nothing else other than boobs are offered. So now I am $80 poorer but much more wiser. My opinion, stay away and put your money to better use. She talks the talk, but cannot walk the walk. By the way, she has about 30 birds, plus cats and dogs who are running around you the whole time and at one point a cat joined me on the table. How cute........NOT

 

[Danny G]

Thanks for toftt. The rash part freaks me out!! Nothing pustular on her body right (meaning no pimples with pus forming)? And as for the animals, hilarious!!! Cant believe you stuck around to get the whole experience.

 

[Twizzler]

I do not think he is mean at all. He actually complimented you a few times. However, the rash is certainly something people should know about. Whatever the cause, why would I ever trust a stranger when there are obvious physical signs something is not right.

 

[Shanshannon]

He review was honest and to the point. This is what massageplanet.net is about. Many men are glad he posted it, including myself. It's the jerk who told you about it that has the issues.

 

[grabdriver]

R2D2 is right Carmen is a terrible experience, Rash does not begin to explain the skin, animals are everywhere, her apartment is a disgusting mess, her massage table had been chewed (by a dog?) and the massage (PM and otherwise) is pathetic.

No Carmen, R2D2 was being more than honest, you are the worst massage provider I have ever had the misfortune to come across. He has said nothing disrespectful, it is you who has no respect for your clients.

 

[dingding]

This post is about you, Camren Jones. It is not about how women are treated here on massageplanet.net and it is not about your (it's "your", not "you're", by the way) many men who like you. R2D2 did not make a "big deal" out of your rash - he even said it is possible due to medication. If he was truly mean, he would have said "she has a terrible rash" without even mentioning your side of the story.

Why are you so concerned about the one possible bad review when you have many other men who like you? Why would you also not consider being off work for a while until your rash is gone?

 

[Ubaida]

Well Carmen has messaged me and said I am full of shit, so now the gloves are off. Carmen is the worst massage ever. Don't go, her apartment building is a run-down white-trash building that I am sure has regular car break ins. Carmens apartment is a pig sty, full of dirt and animals. Her massage table is chewed by her animals, she sets it up in front of her television, since there is no room elsewhere.

Carmen is a rip off. She has so little respect for the customers who are paying, she will not even clean up her apartment. As for her rash, I have no idea the cause, but it is gross and she certainly has no business showing it (read her body) to anybody but a dermatologist. I wonder if it is something contagious and as such I will be contacting the Oshawa health department to report the possibility of communicable disease being passed around by a person advertising massages. I am sure when they are referred to this specific thread they will be sure to pay a visit.

Carmen you need to seriously reconsider your skills, abilities and offerings. It is neither R2D2 nor I that are wrong, it is you.

 

[Gleek!]

What happened to her response?
Who deleted it?

 

[Blaziken]

I bet she did, realized she is the one in the wrong. Sometimes it is best just to ignore a bad review, this might be what she has realized.

 

[Pompal 09.]

She's gotta be kidding!
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I would like to thank r2d2 for:

Saving me $80
For not catching any flea's from her pets
The time wasted driving out to Oshawa (r2d2 drove from Oakville!)
Not getting that rash
Getting her correct age
Imagine getting busted with a cat on the table?

and she says you've ruined her business?

Let's all pray for r2d2 and hope this Oshawa visit doesn't change his sexuality.

 

[karatekid224]

Fuck C3PO for not warning you!!!

Sorry to read about your bad experience.
Damn!

 

[Pompal 09.]

I have been following this for the duration ...

1) Carmen originally posted in another thread, realized that this thread existed and deleted her post from there and then posted here twice of which one was quoted for others to read.

2) Her PM should not have been made public even though the contents were similar to her deleted posts. That is more or less a rule here but I like many thank you for posting in anyways. There should be exceptions to the rule.

3) For a women in her latter years, Carmen does not show the maturity nor does she have an understanding of this boards purpose which she could have easily gained from reading more of whats around. Yes some of us men are mean spirited but most of us are here to find out about who to see and who not to see. Being an MPA she should KYC - Know Your Client, which includes us.

4) r2d2 provided a truthful review. Like it or not Carmen he was honest and had nothing to hide and provided this board with the information that many others have in the past and will in the future to base a decision on. Carmen has provided information and deleted it which will factor into that same decision.

5) To the guy that spilled the beans, you are now in a position that you have to deal with Carmen. Hopefully you learn from this experience. You may have thought that what you did was correct but you may find out otherwise given her reaction to members of this board.

6) We may like to lick a little pussy now and again but our fingers smell better than yours.

VBB

 

[Hypnotic]

god bless massageplanet.net.
i just hung up the phone with her and was about to book...
quick search turned up this post.

man, that was close!

 

[pasanun s]

A quick way to stop the negativity carmen is to smarten up with your customer service. You have requested NRP's in the past only to get turned down because your client service skills leave much to be desired.

As long as you are promoting yourself in a public manner, there will be reviews and as long as you treat your clientel with disrespect and threats you will continue to get negativity thrown your way. You will not get "your way" with us period.

And I am speaking as one of the moderators on this board as well.

 

[mit Pricund]

I want to "have my way" with massageplanet.net, or at least some of the lovely ladies here.

 

[loh m]

I have always wanted to try PM. I should have been as smart as Bennyboy and searched a little harder. I went to see this woman. Everything described here is true and then some. What a waste of time. Will be much more careful in future.
I read that Lucy on Mt Pleasant is really good at PM and release. I will try her soon unless anybody would like to help me out with a suggestion. Location does not matter.
Thanks

 

[Caron]

Here is the link.....Avoid !!

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/search/ers/drh?query=w4m+905-240-0116&catAbbreviation=ers&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

 

[Peek prays for all]

There are gentlemen and then there are losers that have no respect for women at all including their own mothers. When a man choses to have an erotic massage he should keep his opinions to himself unless they are positive. It is disrespectful to the women in this profession and also makes the man look like a real low life. This review has been posted for over three years now and is a real joke. I have seen several thousand clients over the years and it is interesting that only a few losers have chosen to add there negative comments to the pile. The same guys that put me down disrespect other women too. To the men that enjoy disrespecting women on this site I hope that I never have to breathe the same air as ya'll. There are so many lovely men out here that go for erotic massages but would never dream about lowering themselves this way. This shows everyone that has any self respect how low some people will go to try to make themselves feel like a man.. This is not how mature men act. This is a really disrectful post and only the opinions of a few immature boys. I don't need any new clients and to the men that decide they want to listen to all this bull sh-- then they are missing out on a very exciting prostate massage. I have enough wonderful clients that I really don't need any more... I have decided to say what was on my mind about this bull and defend myself. Any way I expect to see more negative sh-- about me but frankly I don't give a rat's ass. Have fun children.

 

[Pk.khafan]

Is this a case of any publicity is good publicity? Jeez, why would you (SnoopyCarmen) choose to respond on an old thread, that had a new poster from Sep?

You really have protested too much. If your performance was so great then you would have defenders lining up behind you. I don't see any of that - what I see is a pathetic attempt to justify yourself. If you can't stand the heat then get out of the kitchen.

 

[James L]

Ya, ok!

For the most part, massageplanet.net members are here to help each other spend their well earned money wisely.

Posts of both positive and negative experiences are the basis of this board, with the understanding they should be done with respect and most of them are.