Rainbow Massage AKA Northland

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This is the pic from the CL ad.











It is the Northland Health Center on 52 Ave NW behind the Mac's.




Phoned up after reading their CL and BP ads and all the hype of them saying new this and new that.


All I knew at the end that it was the same old routine.


It's an AMP and for that it suffices. Not a complete dump. Not the Taj Mahal. At least this time it wasn't 140 degrees inside making the aroma of crusty used cum tissues permeate your clothes. This time it was a reasonable temperature and I was able to carry on without laundering my finest silk.


Anyway back to the festivities.


Posted prices on wall. Typical AMP pricing. Chose the $40 for 30 mins.


Led into room with table, chair and stand with the oil,towels,etc..


She was typical Asian fair. Luckily she wasn't an elder but not a student either. Reasonably dressed.


Started the massage and then quickly upgraded to another attendant so I could have 4 hands. Damage was another $40.


Massage started with me on my back. Started to enjoy the 4 hands for about 2 minutes and then wouldn't you know it they were asking for extras.


Way to ruin the mood.


Can they not go at least 15 mins without asking about extras. And when they did it was all about upsell and how good they would be and that they were worth it and on and on and on. Managed to allow myself to spend $50 each for a CFNM HJ with some groping. The did put in a good effort once the money changed hands. I even managed to have them try to see who would be the one to make me pop. Guess who won?


It was me as they both kept taking turns until I popped.




Asked for a shower after and was told that the showers were broken. Well great. How about a hot towel? Sure. I only got one and not another to even dry off with.




So to recap. 4 hand massage with 2 average attendants was $80 and the $100 was split between them for the release.


Place was the same old Northland with staff that at least wasn't pushing 50.




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slim you truly put the review into review......thanks