First time poster here, long time lurker. A big thank you to all the guys posting and sharing useful information from the places they’ve visited. Thought I’d give back by contributing some recent reviews.
As a newbie, I found it somewhat difficult to filter through the forums - lots of different preferences and also trolls. I think the reviews I found to be most useful were Krayjee's so just wanted to give a special thanks.
Review 1
Location: E&M Wellness
MPA: Jenny (?)
Face: 4
Body: 7
Service: 5
Repeat: No
I want to start by saying that I THINK she said her name was Jenny, but I may have heard wrong. She was pretty small (maybe 5”1), in her 30s (at least), had straight bangs, and was quite fit. Apologies in advance if I’ve cited the wrong individual.
This was my first semi-legit and my first foray into this exciting world! She asked me to flip after an ok massage but she was definitely not my taste so I declined. Never got any action from a massage before, so there was no difficulty in feigning naiveté and just tipping and leaving at the end. My first semi-legit experience, creeped me out, and I pretty much wanted to quit. LOL
Review 2
Location: Purple Sugar
MPA: Nana
Face: 8
Body: 9
Service: 7.5
Repeat: Maybe
This was my first MPA!
When she first opened the door, in my head, I instantly said, "daaaaaaaaym girl" and my jaw dropped to the floor. Quite an opposite first impression from E&M. She was pretty attractive with a smoking body. I’m a boob guy - She had enhanced but they looked good in her outfit. Daaaaaym. The establishment is also pretty clean looking, and doesn’t have that “shady/grimy” feel that some other places do. I’ve read some bad reviews of her (i.e. she would leave to answer the door in the middle of service, rushing the finish, etc.) but I luckily did not get any of that experience at all. If there’s anything bad to be said at all, its that maybe her “acting” could have been better.
At the end of the session, I offered to tip $10 more than what we agreed, and she refused to accept it! A MPA turning down money? I dunno how often that happens, but I left feeling pretty impressed with her.
Review 3
Location: Purple Sugar
MPA: Gia
Face: 6.5
Body: 7.5
Service: 8.5
Repeat: No
Couldn't wait to go back after my first positive experience. Booked her after reading a stellar review. My expectations were through the roof, and I also thought she would look like her picture...She did not.
She has an absolutely terrific attitude though. Great talker, positive energy, very cheery, and service was ridiculously good. I think the best service is when they truly make you feel like they had a better time than I did! LOL
Review 4
Location: Moonlight Spa
MPA: Kelly (?)
Face: 6
Body: 4.5
Service: 5.5
Repeat: No
Want to start this off with a bit of a caveat. When I asked her name, I think I heard Kelly, or Kylie or something? Apologies in advance if I’ve got the wrong person.
I’ve walked into this place a couple of times now, and not really digging the atmosphere. It has the grimy, red light district feel to it. Also, each time I’ve gone in, noone’s really caught my eye so I usually ended up leaving (I don't think Anna was any of the one's I've seen and I've read she's the one to visit)
This time, the attendant I met at the door again didn’t really look that great, but I thought in the shady light it might work out so I decided to just go with it. The next 30 minutes were fairly regrettable.
The massage was actually pretty decent, but when she asked to flip, I wasn’t really feeling it. She must have offered 3 more times...She had big boobies, but she seemed overall to be just a bit bigger in the places I didn’t really have appreciation for.
Review 5
Location: Purple Sugar
MPA: Apple
Face: 8.5
Body: 8
Service: 8
Repeat: Maybe
Mia was also working that day. She’s not my taste and looks NOTHING like her photo.
Apple on the other hand, has a really pretty face and is in great shape imo (much better looking than her photo imo). Probably around mid 20s. She’s a pretty down to earth girl which is a super attractive quality, and she speaks English decently enough that you can have a conversation.
The massage is a bit weak for my taste, and I'd prefer slightly bigger boobies, but service was otherwise extraordinary. I’d recommend her. I'm quite surprised I haven't seen more reviews of her.
Review 6
Location: Shangri-La Wellness Centre
MPA: Cindy
Face: 8.5
Body: 9
Service: 8
Repeat: Maybe
Cindy is real pretty and man is she fit. She acts kind of shy sometimes, which is just a really nice trait to have for someone so gorgeous. The humility makes her seem even more attractive!
Her English is a little new which made conversing a bit difficult. When we were done, she showed a real appetite to joke around which was nice. Her massage could use a lot more strength though.
Service was great considering it was a semi-legit experience
Review 7
Location: Withme Spa
MPA: Summer
Face: 8
Body: 6.5
Service: 4
Repeat: No
This place is a disaster. I think my attendant changed 2 times on me? WTF? Walls are thin in this place, and it does not look great inside.
I think I maybe had 5 minutes of massage. Sadly, I’m a sucker for a pretty face, but the overall experience just felt too rushed. It ended with her twice telling me her name was Summer and to make sure I come back to visit her again.
That will never happen, though I'm glad she told me her name twice so I didn't mishear and could make sure I would not forget.
Review 8
Location: 4 Seasons
MPA: Vicky
Face: 8.5
Body: 8
Service: 8.5
Repeat: Yes
This place is in the middle of nowhere. Not sure if that’s a good thing because it feels secluded, or if it just feels extremely unsafe as a result. The lighting in the room is also pretty terrible.
I read a couple of reviews of her, and didn’t think she was AS pretty as everyone stated when I first saw her. Perhaps my expectations were just overly high, because I found by the end of it I could not take my eyes off her face. She is ridiculously pretty.
Massage was great (could use just a bit more pressure). Service was fantastic. I think this was the best overall experience that I’ve had from start to end. Her English is pretty good, and she’s got a fantastic sense of humour which definitely adds to the attraction.
Review 9
Location: Shangri La
MPA: Korean Ashley
Face: 7
Body: 6.5
Service: 7.5
Repeat: No
First impression was she's a bit older than I prefer (probably around mid to late 30s in age), and chubbier than I'd prefer as well. Nice boobs and bum though, and very soft skin
Her English is definitely better than others, a bit monotone, but I think her accent is super cute. I always enjoy being able to talk to the MPA.
I read a review from someone else that described her service as "essentially a jack hammer finish". Yeah, I guess that's true...and Mozart essentially just pressed keys and Van Halen just plucked a couple strings. Maybe he had a different experience, but with me she definitely showed she had some skill. There were at least 4 or 5 different things she was doing that felt pretty damn good.
She's still not my type, but I wouldn't knock her for her service.
As a newbie, I found it somewhat difficult to filter through the forums - lots of different preferences and also trolls. I think the reviews I found to be most useful were Krayjee's so just wanted to give a special thanks.
Review 1
Location: E&M Wellness
MPA: Jenny (?)
Face: 4
Body: 7
Service: 5
Repeat: No
I want to start by saying that I THINK she said her name was Jenny, but I may have heard wrong. She was pretty small (maybe 5”1), in her 30s (at least), had straight bangs, and was quite fit. Apologies in advance if I’ve cited the wrong individual.
This was my first semi-legit and my first foray into this exciting world! She asked me to flip after an ok massage but she was definitely not my taste so I declined. Never got any action from a massage before, so there was no difficulty in feigning naiveté and just tipping and leaving at the end. My first semi-legit experience, creeped me out, and I pretty much wanted to quit. LOL
Review 2
Location: Purple Sugar
MPA: Nana
Face: 8
Body: 9
Service: 7.5
Repeat: Maybe
This was my first MPA!
When she first opened the door, in my head, I instantly said, "daaaaaaaaym girl" and my jaw dropped to the floor. Quite an opposite first impression from E&M. She was pretty attractive with a smoking body. I’m a boob guy - She had enhanced but they looked good in her outfit. Daaaaaym. The establishment is also pretty clean looking, and doesn’t have that “shady/grimy” feel that some other places do. I’ve read some bad reviews of her (i.e. she would leave to answer the door in the middle of service, rushing the finish, etc.) but I luckily did not get any of that experience at all. If there’s anything bad to be said at all, its that maybe her “acting” could have been better.
At the end of the session, I offered to tip $10 more than what we agreed, and she refused to accept it! A MPA turning down money? I dunno how often that happens, but I left feeling pretty impressed with her.
Review 3
Location: Purple Sugar
MPA: Gia
Face: 6.5
Body: 7.5
Service: 8.5
Repeat: No
Couldn't wait to go back after my first positive experience. Booked her after reading a stellar review. My expectations were through the roof, and I also thought she would look like her picture...She did not.
She has an absolutely terrific attitude though. Great talker, positive energy, very cheery, and service was ridiculously good. I think the best service is when they truly make you feel like they had a better time than I did! LOL
Review 4
Location: Moonlight Spa
MPA: Kelly (?)
Face: 6
Body: 4.5
Service: 5.5
Repeat: No
Want to start this off with a bit of a caveat. When I asked her name, I think I heard Kelly, or Kylie or something? Apologies in advance if I’ve got the wrong person.
I’ve walked into this place a couple of times now, and not really digging the atmosphere. It has the grimy, red light district feel to it. Also, each time I’ve gone in, noone’s really caught my eye so I usually ended up leaving (I don't think Anna was any of the one's I've seen and I've read she's the one to visit)
This time, the attendant I met at the door again didn’t really look that great, but I thought in the shady light it might work out so I decided to just go with it. The next 30 minutes were fairly regrettable.
The massage was actually pretty decent, but when she asked to flip, I wasn’t really feeling it. She must have offered 3 more times...She had big boobies, but she seemed overall to be just a bit bigger in the places I didn’t really have appreciation for.
Review 5
Location: Purple Sugar
MPA: Apple
Face: 8.5
Body: 8
Service: 8
Repeat: Maybe
Mia was also working that day. She’s not my taste and looks NOTHING like her photo.
Apple on the other hand, has a really pretty face and is in great shape imo (much better looking than her photo imo). Probably around mid 20s. She’s a pretty down to earth girl which is a super attractive quality, and she speaks English decently enough that you can have a conversation.
The massage is a bit weak for my taste, and I'd prefer slightly bigger boobies, but service was otherwise extraordinary. I’d recommend her. I'm quite surprised I haven't seen more reviews of her.
Review 6
Location: Shangri-La Wellness Centre
MPA: Cindy
Face: 8.5
Body: 9
Service: 8
Repeat: Maybe
Cindy is real pretty and man is she fit. She acts kind of shy sometimes, which is just a really nice trait to have for someone so gorgeous. The humility makes her seem even more attractive!
Her English is a little new which made conversing a bit difficult. When we were done, she showed a real appetite to joke around which was nice. Her massage could use a lot more strength though.
Service was great considering it was a semi-legit experience
Review 7
Location: Withme Spa
MPA: Summer
Face: 8
Body: 6.5
Service: 4
Repeat: No
This place is a disaster. I think my attendant changed 2 times on me? WTF? Walls are thin in this place, and it does not look great inside.
I think I maybe had 5 minutes of massage. Sadly, I’m a sucker for a pretty face, but the overall experience just felt too rushed. It ended with her twice telling me her name was Summer and to make sure I come back to visit her again.
That will never happen, though I'm glad she told me her name twice so I didn't mishear and could make sure I would not forget.
Review 8
Location: 4 Seasons
MPA: Vicky
Face: 8.5
Body: 8
Service: 8.5
Repeat: Yes
This place is in the middle of nowhere. Not sure if that’s a good thing because it feels secluded, or if it just feels extremely unsafe as a result. The lighting in the room is also pretty terrible.
I read a couple of reviews of her, and didn’t think she was AS pretty as everyone stated when I first saw her. Perhaps my expectations were just overly high, because I found by the end of it I could not take my eyes off her face. She is ridiculously pretty.
Massage was great (could use just a bit more pressure). Service was fantastic. I think this was the best overall experience that I’ve had from start to end. Her English is pretty good, and she’s got a fantastic sense of humour which definitely adds to the attraction.
Review 9
Location: Shangri La
MPA: Korean Ashley
Face: 7
Body: 6.5
Service: 7.5
Repeat: No
First impression was she's a bit older than I prefer (probably around mid to late 30s in age), and chubbier than I'd prefer as well. Nice boobs and bum though, and very soft skin
Her English is definitely better than others, a bit monotone, but I think her accent is super cute. I always enjoy being able to talk to the MPA.
I read a review from someone else that described her service as "essentially a jack hammer finish". Yeah, I guess that's true...and Mozart essentially just pressed keys and Van Halen just plucked a couple strings. Maybe he had a different experience, but with me she definitely showed she had some skill. There were at least 4 or 5 different things she was doing that felt pretty damn good.
She's still not my type, but I wouldn't knock her for her service.
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