Review: My Black Cloud Follows Me To Inspire Nails

[Olive Crayon]

Date: 4/19/2010
Provider: Vivian
Phone: (713)706-4472
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: N/A
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: Chimney Rock near Richmond
Appointment Type: Incall
Activities: massage, walk on back massage, pain, suffering, misery, a little crying
Session Length: 1 hour
Fee: .65 plus .10 tip
Hair Length and Color: short, black hair with some highlights (the only highlights I saw that day)
Age: late 20's
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker
Ethnic Background: Asian
Physical Description: 5'2", 110 pounds, b cup, tight spinner body, very cute, possible hooves (put here just so you'll buy PA)
Recommendation: No

 

[Nilo]

LMFAO, this is one of the funniest reviews--or the funniest--I have ever read. I was laughing the whole way. I've seen Stacey there (she was at JC Spa before that)--and I agree--she could lose 15 years, and I could lose a lot more than that. And Stacey isn't the most gentle or oil-free, either, or the slowest. But, Vivian is on hyperdrive. I wonder if she thinks she is providing any pleasure?

I am sorry, man, that you had to endure this--I hope you get lots of laughs over the years about this--after the pain and shock wear off.

 

[Sara W]

A full 10 on the Richter Fun Review scale............

 

[lydia]

Very good review. I really enjoyed reading it

 

[monkey95]

Damn, kilngod, that is no way to spend a birthday or any day!

On rare occasions I've had massages where I found myself gritting my teeth and trying to endure the session.

When that happens I remind myself that a massage is supposed to be enjoyed, not endured and will tell the girl that it is enough right there and high tail it out of Dodge. No way I'll give her even a courtesy tip.

Why didn't you just get up and leave and why did you give her a tip after that ordeal?

 

[Yamilea?]

Hilarious! Is it wrong that I'm kind of glad you went through that just so I could read your review?

 

[Pompal 09.]

You really do have a way with words Kilngod.

 

[Sgt Remeriz]

Awesome!

 

[liveandlaugh]

I have not yet completed reading your review because I keep tearing up from laughter and completely lose focus. Amazing

 

[jESSIKAxANTHE]

Yes...hilarious review! Yes. But just wondering...I have heart that Stacey is pretty good. Any comments?

 

[paja]

Very good read; VERY funny. Thanks for putting that much thought and effort in the review.

Since you enjoyed yourself so much, I suspect your next review will be with MissBEATYOURASSSTUPID; or MissIWILLFUCKYOUUPGOOD.....I am sure that will also be a good read.

I haven't read a good B&D review in a while; looking forward to your next one.

 

[JS14]

Fast Gunn, I am clueless on both questions. It could possibly be due to loss of blood due to massive contusions, or maybe I heard the expression "I'll try anything once" one too many times. I am convinced, NOW, that I will not try everything once!

RoadTrip, do you want to take a chance that Stacey trained Vivian? Don't be crazy man. Take up sky diving. At least death comes quick, not in small increments like Vivian's massage.

My tax refund check should be here any day. I hope to write a steamy account of the most amazing sexual experience of my life. Maybe I'll see Ruby, Jenny, or have another double, then again, who the hell am I kidding.

 

[Momma]

Well, let's hope the hoof thumping did not do any permanent damage and that your black cloud blows over soon!

 

[nebbie]

Stacey is very very good. Stacey's reviews on ASPD were all favorable. Stacey has a decent fan base, including the legendary Olap.

Vivian is decent. She has some favorable reviews.

Both made it on Novice's recommend list several times!

 

[Debie2000]

Actually, Stacey's massage is too gentle for my taste. I don't see Stacey for massage. Stacey is one of the best FS nail girls in Houston today. Once you know Stacey, full menu is available.

Regarding your Vivian's session, it is so simple to tell her that you want light or sensual massage. Hard massage, or Deep Tissue, is very hardwork. Some places charge more for Deep Tissue massage.

Vivian's massage is nothing comparing to Thai's Deep Tissue massage!

 

[asdf1234]

Its been a long time since I laughed this hard.......you are in the wrong profession.....YOU need to write......

 

[KatieLovesMichael]

Dad, I must admit I was quite taken with Stacey. If I go back, big if, I will call and make an appointment with Stacey. After putting all this effort to get "known", I might as well go the distance see what she has to offer.

I should have given Vivian some feedback during my massage. I will now micro manage every full body rubdown in the future. I have learned a valuable, though painfull lesson.

 

[hey_uk2000]

lol,can't stop laughing, man sorry about your experience.

 

[bella baby]

Stacey is PSE

 

[Nikki H]

LMAO ,,,,, sweet .