Review: NoMore Newbie EVE is Perfect

[Sikorsky S76]

Date: 10/06/2010
Provider: Eve
Phone: NA
Email Address:
URL / Website: www.evesbodyrubs.escort-site.com
City: Houston
State: Texas
Address: I45 North Woodlands Area
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: Nice Body Rub, some this, some that, mish, doggie, just easy relaxed perfect hour. Like a quick vacation
Session Length: 1hr
Fee: $$$
Hair Color and Length: BRN
Age: 20?
Smoking Status: Smoker
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Nice curvy, happy and near perfect teardrop boobs with pencil eraser nipples, as far as I could tell in her massage uniform. Just the girl next door you would watch as she goes by.
Recommendation: Yes

 

[Meghan]

Huh?

 

[Zhuge Liang]

"eraser nipples, as far as I could tell in her massage uniform"

You did some this and some that and didn't get her uniform off?

 

[stacielovve]

mrx,

I think that you overpaid for the services. 3 hunnerts for a gal in uniform is generous. But hey, if you had fun, nothing else matters. Whatever rocks your boat.

 

[i. jones]

i think duck, and i dont even hunt. Too much missing detail.

 

[Erin N]

mrpimp, please do more homework.

 

[Karmaman]

I would be surprised if EVE has a pimp.
But this 'review' (?) as a first post by anyone with a 10/4 joined date is more than a little fishy . . .
And WTF, you were "running out of time" so you could not take time to share any info?

Are you begging to be flamed or shot down like a duck on opening day?

This lady has given some good sessions to a number of known hobbyists on this board. She deserves a genuine review IF YOU SAW HER AT ALL, which seems increasingly dubious.

So either pull your head out into the sunshine again and write a real review, or go back into your hole and quit wasting bandwidth.

IMHO.

 

[Kaminari_Koori]

OK.
Let us give the newbie a little slack.
But newbie, you need to read some reviews to know what we are expecting in the ROS section.
There is a "primer" on this site, a guide for writing reviews.
Did you ever read any of the columns in Penthouse or Playboy describing fantasy encounters? That is what we have here. Fantasy encounters.
So help us out in our quest to find our next fantasy encounter, here or in the real world.
And if you DID see EVE, then give her a fair shake and write an accurate review. No need to expand or exaggerate, just keep it real, but give us some REAL idea of the encounter. Buy the BCD access if you need access to some reviews. Those who have NOT seen EVE may wish to go in, or not, based on what you write.

Good luck.

 

[supersetter1989]

Thanks Eve, nice try.

 

[box of chocolate]

+1...

no wonder bullshit follows this girl around.

 

[ladydi]

Thanks, Eve? For what? I recognize the attempt at sarcasm. But what do you think she is trying? I refuse to take this personally. This is not about me. At this point it is not about Eve, but about the newbie reviewer.

I roasted the newbie for the lame 'review'.
Then took a step back to point him in the right direction, toward massageplanet resources from which he might learn what makes a review respectable; and to request he give us the benefit of an actual review. I thought this was constructive criticism, the high road so to speak.

So, what from this sequence constitutes a "nice try" by Eve? Is it sarcasm or cynicism?

All the comments were aimed at the newbie reviewer.

Regards,

Absolut-Lee

 

[GirlieGirl]

EXACTLY! Repeat the highlighted statements 10 times aloud and the all questions you pose thereafter are answered. If you do it quickly, you may even have time to edit/delete.

Stated another way, is it possible (however remote the likelihood may be) that the comments of those posting after you were directed at the OP, without consideration of YOUR well intentioned suggestions? Just a thought.

OK, I admit it's a reach, but food for thought.

Welcome back! The thesaurus was accumulating dust in your absence.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey alright my go fish partner is back!
What's up TG?
You know it's all about RR.

 

[J. K]

My main man, carkido - King of Latina Spas (and dh's bff)! It's all good. Thanks for asking.

"got any 8's?"




"Absolut-Lee"

.... I guess the life of integrity lacked something this rock bottom world provided. Don't you just hate when that chit happens?

 

[Darth Mike 420]

Watch it Texas Gator ole Absolut has a habit of hitting the RMT button he's feelings get hurt.
Can dish it out but can't take it.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It's obvious to any casual reader that the "Thanks Eve" post was aimed at the newbie reviewer. Jeez, some people are so full of themselves.

 

[marvlwoods]

I absoultly thought I was the only one who thought our wordsmith was back.