Review of Crystal Flower Massage - HUGE disappointment

[Tater Salad]

I lurked here for a bit and decided to give my share into this so that others don't have to suffer what I went through.

I've always passed Crystal Flower Massage on East Broadway and St. something just past Kingsgate Mall and wondered what it was like inside, so in I went.

The person who opened the door for me was very pleasant and asked me how long I wanted to stay - 45 minute for $50 but I got a little suspicious as soon as I read the Chinese prices - it was all in Simplified Chinese meaning that this place was run by Mainland Chinese. Many of my friends don't trust Mainlanders esp. Mainland SP's but I've always heard of the great girls from Shenzhen and Guangdong and how hot they are so I was hoping to get one of those.

Instead I got a girl named Sisi with half a sunburned face and a huge stomach but she was tall and thin all at the same time. I thought - what the heck, I need a massage anyways. Somehow she could instantly tell I could speak Chinese so we started some casual chit-chat. I got a massage *a lame one at best, just rubbing my back?!* and then she told me to flip over. HJ or FS was my options - I opted for HJ due to the fact that I didn't want to screw this ugly girl. She quoted me $80. I was now trapped - I couldn't run, she had her hand on my cock and it was feeling good so i thought - they only get my money once. She got it hard and then put a condom on it and put herself on top and asked me for $100 - WTF? and I came within seconds, literally seconds. She said my cock was too big. Her boobs were a disappointment - soft and limp and sagging. Disgusted, I told her I just wanted to leave and she can have the money. I looked at my cellphone clock and realised I was in and out of there in less than 21 minutes when I had paid for 45.

NEVER AGAIN

L: 4/10 hot if you just need a massage, which I did but she didn't do shit
A: 0/10 absolutely disgusting, just wanted your money like all of the stereotypical mainlanders
S: abysmal - lame massage, had me spew my juice in seconds and tossed me out.

Damage : $.45
Repeat: Never, I am almost tempted to go back tomorrow and demand half of my money back. I would not go back to her to repopulate the earth if it was necessary.

 

[Nine]

thx for the headsup.
this place was called simply Asia Massage before this and was no better.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This is managed by the same
lousy Chinese girl/lady of DT massage in Hornby
street. She had a lot af negative reviews
before and probably did not change her attitude.

 

[Haken]

Places like Crystall Flower are a necessity just to remind us how bad a place can be. Makes you appreciate the micros and other AMP's where good thing are happening.

My last experience at CF was somewhat similar to the one reported above except that when I was offered the menu with the high prices I simply declined and for the next 15 minutes she (do not remember the name) continued to lower the prices like she was bargaining against herself. As time continued to pass and I continued to decline all offered services she reminded me that "minumum tip" was 20 dollars, so 40 dollars for the Hj was really only 20 dollars.

Then time was up and I dressed and walked out, leaving only the 10 change which she had returned to me from the massage price. She followed me to the door, repeating that the "minumum tip" was 20 dollars and finally I told her to consider herself to be lucky as the minumum tip is really zero.

Too bad so many inexperienced pooners fail to see that they are really in charge of the situation, they do not have to accept what is offered and should never let the little head take over the situation.