Review of Kylie at Madame Cleos

[Bexalicious]

I visited Kylie at Madame Cleos about 2 or 3 months ago. Yes, this review is late but the experience was not spectacular so I didn't feel the need to get this out there right away.

I went on a on a Friday morning to take advantage of the half-price morning special. As usual, they had a hot line-up of about 5 or 6 girls. I remember two girls in particular:

Casey (Kasey?) - I think she used to work at platinum club as Bailey? Anyway, eventhough I saw one bad review of her, I will say that she is HOT if you are into voluptous chicks. HUGE tits and a come f*ck face.

Kylie (copied from my earlier review of Carly) - a young, very sexy, busty blonde. Maybe 25-26 years. Maybe 5'6"? Maybe 120-125 lbs? D-cup action. Very, very cute face. Shoulder-length curly blonde hair. Unlike last time (see earlier Carly review), this time around she was very friendly at the door (she was the hostess on that shift).

I choice Kylie because I was so curious about her last time I was there. As for room choice, the only VIP room available was the oriental room. Because I got the 1/2 price morning special, this room was $45 for 1 hour. If you haven't been there before, it's a decent room with lots of mirrors, good lights etc.

Kylie led me to the room and told me to change into the robe while she changed into something more comfortable. Anyway, she left the room for a couple of minutes to let me change.

When she came back, she was wearing a sexy bra and panty set. She looked great! Guys, she has a VERY pretty face and a sexy body. She has a nice flat stomach and HUGE tits (very fake though). However, she does have a little bit of flab on her thighs (a LITTLE bit, no big deal).

Unlike with Carly, there was no tit fondling to begin with (again see my earlier review). Instead, she wanted me in face down massage position right away. The massage was good but not really sexy or spectacular -- kind of like good massage therapy. No body sliding action but she engaged in much friendly chit chat during the massage.

After a few minutes of that, she asked me if I'd like to move on to the rest of the menu. She quoted me the usual (high) Cleos prices of $/$$/$$$ for HJ/CBJ/FS. She did say that if I repeat with her, she'd knock off .5 for each service (i.e. .5/$.5/$$.5). Well, I thought to myself "let's see how you do, honey, before we talk about repeats".

I told her that I'm very nervous about FS because I'm very scared about broken condoms and also diseases that can infect you even with a condom (from her juices dripping onto your boys or the bottom of the shaft.) Of course, I didn't say it like that (I didn't want her to think that I was accusing her of having a disease). I just like to be more careful than the next guy, I guess. She said that if I came back, she'd be able to convince me to open up to FS.

Anyway, I told her that I would like CBJ but that she could finish me with HJ IF her mouth got sore. To my surprise, she did not ask for the donations right away. She said "we can do that at the end". I thought that was pretty cool and refreshing.

She rubbed me for a few seconds to get me hard and then she put on the hat and started with the CBJ. It was sexy, with nice eye contact but it did NOT last very long! I think it only took about 2 minutes before she said "I have to stop. My jaw is getting really sore. You have a very thick cock." I was disappointed but I do have to admit that her mouth was quite small so I'm not surprised that she got sore.

To make up for it, she offered me some Russian action at no extra charge! I thought, well, that's a pretty good tradeoff considering she's got such big freaking tits. Still, I would have preferred another 15 minutes of CBJ.

Anyway, I felt her tits for a minute or too. They are big but MAN are they fake! They stick straight out and they are VERY hard. I'm not really into that. In addition, when I noticed that my nipple flicking wasn't doing anything for her she said that she doesn't feel much there anymore (I guess since the breast enhancement? dunno).

So, I got started with Russian with her lying on her back. Even with the fake tits, it felt great. She did quite a bit of dirty talking and said stuff like "I love the way you grind your hips. I can tell you'd be a great f*ck!"

I asked if I could cum on her tits and she said yes but that it would cost .5 more. Man, too much for that! So, I asked to be finished off with an HJ. Her HJ technique is pretty good but not nearly as good as Carly's. One thing she did do that I thought was kind of neat is that she cupped one of her hands by the top of my penis just before I came and she collected my cum in it. Kind of hot, like a porno, I think. Usually, they make you blow on your own stomach instead.

Afterwards, we cuddled for a few minutes and she said (in a voice like I had passed some sort of screening test) "I'd like you to come and visit me again. You're attractive, friendly and nice. You could bring a picnic basket with wine and cheese". Ya right! I guess she thought she was some kind of princess? I would bring a picnic basket for Carly but not Kylie.

Overall, it was a decent time. I mean, she IS beautiful but the service was only decent-to-good. L/A/S:
L - 8 - Beautiful face and hair but very hard tits
A - 6 - She had a bit of a "I'm a princess" attitude
S - 6 - Decent but not spectacular. And she has to work on her CBJ endurance!

Repeat? Nope. I'll go back to Carly next time. Or better yet, I'll try BBC (Kimmy or Amber perhaps?).

 

[Ships Ahoy]

mc,

Thanks for the review! There always seems to be a lot of guys asking about Madame Cleo's or the Swedish Touch and hardly any reviews of these places, so it was good to read your review. Thanks for sharing!

 

[Ericho]

Casey or Bailey use to work on High Track. Good looking girl but very mechanical.

 

[sdprice84]

I had the pleasure of Casey recently. Very pleasant girl with fantastic mammaries, but I found her to be a little fake, she was just over-friendly, over-complimentary.. also she kept trying to talk me into bringing another girl into the equation. Now, every man likes a threesome with two girls, but not when it's going to cost them $700! Her dirty talk also seemed to invlove other girls too.. lol. Overall, she wasn't a bad experience, but for $400, I expect a supermodel, and considering that at BWBC, you get a hottie who are younger, often give a better service at half the price, the maths just don't add up..

 

[Pompal 09.]

Karley is also my favourite at Madame Cleo's and I've seen quite a few there. She has been gone for a few months but her first shift back is this Monday and I've been fantasizing about it all week. She's amazing, she practically threw me down on the bed last time I saw her. I like Kylie too, but nowhere near as much as Karley... I can see why she might come across a bit snotty at first, but she's actually quite sweet. Anyway, I am hoping to post my first review next week after I see karley. I will try to pay attention when I first arrive and see the other ladies so that I can post some descriptions. Is it polite to post a review without permission? Should I ask Karley first? Is there a protocol for this?

I too am also very health conscious, it is one of the reasons I like cleos, no one ever posts a review that they have had an unsafe (in my opinion) service there, which I find very reassuring. Not one lady has ever offered me a service there for extra money that I would consider a health risk (daty, bbj, dfk etc). I guess if I'm in an accident, I'd prefer to be driving a volvo, you know?

btw I never spend more than 100/150/200 for hj/bj/fs there. Some of the reviews sound like maybe some guys are spending too much. The girls quote more than they expect to receive so that they have some room to negotiate, but if you don't speak up they're certainly not going to offer it for less. They are, after all, called hustlers for a reason!