Reviewing the spa websites

[JoeMan]

We all spend time here obviously looking at the spa websites to find something we're looking for. I thought I'd mix it up and do a review of each spa's website instead of the girls. I realize most of you won't care so just leave now.

In terms of judging the websites, the most important parts to me are the schedules, and the galleries/profiles/photos of the girls. A 5/5 doesn't mean that the website is perfect, but it means it's probably as good as it will realistically get. Also I'm probably inconsistent in my ratings, I don't care. This is all subjective anyways.

Premier Spas
Schedule - 5/5 - Simple, straight forward, easy to read, just the way I like it.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 3/5 - Lots of out of date images, and way too many girls without any pictures. I like that you can filter the attendents but one annoyance is if I filter the list, then click on a girl I'm interested in to see her profile, and hit back, the filtered list is gone. I've then gotta set the filter all over again.

Seduction Spa
Schedule - 4/5 - So I've got a gripe with Seduction's website that's been bugging me for the past year. On the schedule page, sometimes I like to see the girl so clicking on the name takes me to the girl, that's good! Sometimes I want to see all the girls available during a particular shift. For that you can click on 'Day Shift' or 'Night Shift'. Again, that's great! What's the problem then? Well if you click on the shifts for the Airport location, you get taken to the shift gallery for the Keele location! You basically can't see the shift gallery at the Airport.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 4/5 - Lots of new girls coming in and they're quick to add some photos even if they're not the best. Props for that. Only downside is there are a bunch of old girls who have profiles but don't take any shifts.

+1 bonus point for their twitter game. Love the daily pics from the spa and seeing what outfit each girl is wearing.

Flirt Spa
Schedule - 4/5 - Can't see schedule for both locations simultaneously. This is something that I'd like but it's not a big deal. Clicking on Schedule from the dropdown menu does nothing, you have to expand it and select the spa which is annoying. No thumbnails when hovering over names. No shift gallery (a gallery for just one shift) which sucks since I have to click on 5+ names per shift just to see who's available and what they look like.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 2/5 - Lots of girls permanently with no photos. Lots of old photos. The gallery view when on a girl's profile is just bad. When viewing the gallery, you have a large picture on top, with thumbnails on the bottom. The thumbnails are what drive me insane. The thumbnail isn't just a smaller version of the photo. It's also cropped because the thumbnail box is a different ratio than the pictures themselves. Obviously what's happening is the thumbnail is scaling the image based on the width, but then just crops the image vertically. It just looks amateur. It looks even worse on mobile cause you can only see one partial thumbnail at a time and it's the same width/size as the full size image above it. Also it drives me nuts when clicking on the thumbnail reloads or moves my entire browser view. Just swap the damn image, don't move my screen. The dots below the thumbnails to scroll the thumbnails is also stupid and unintuitive. Schedule on each girl's profile is okay but considering most girls aren't working that much, most days are just NA. Might be simpler to just show the days they're actually working. Also, you show the schedule but not the location so that adds another step I would have to check to see if a girl is available.

-1 for the overall website being really slow to load/navigate

Steeles Royal Massage (SRM)
Schedule - 4.5/5 - The overall schedule is great. Clicking on a girl's name in the schedule doesn't take me to the girl but takes me to the shift gallery. I'd prefer if I only went to this page if I clicked Day Shift/ Evening Shift/ Night Shift. Thumbnails hovering over names would be appreciated too.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 5/5 - Overall pretty good, photos are usually present, although some are a tad old. I don't care for the staff recommendations or the bio, but whatever. I also don't trust the reviews but no harm in having it I guess. Pictures are a bit Photoshop heavy but I can live with it.

Allure Massage
Schedule - 4.5/5 - Nice and simple, straight forward, I like it. Allure doesn't take you to a girl's profile if you click on her name in the schedule. It takes you to a shift schedule like SRM, but I oddly don't mind Allure's website as much since they don't have as many girls as SRM, and I'm more familiar with them. The shift scheudle gallery also also doesn't require scrolling through the photos like SRM does. Thumbnails hovering over a girl's name would be nice.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 4/5 - So one thing that bothers me is that when viewing all of the girls, they're arranged in a random order each time you load the page. I can understand doing that to be fair so no one girl gets preference cause her name starts with an A. The reality is most guys are are there to see all the girls, and pick who appeals the most. Not stop at the first girl that seems somewhat attractive. So this shouldn't be a fear. It's not a major inconvenience but it bothers me. I'm also gonna knock em for being a bit heavy on the Photoshop. I've seen girls that look pretty different in person than the pictures indicate.

Alphacare Spas
Schedule - 3/5 - Align the columns for each day please so they're the same width. It drives me nuts that Day/Night Shift is sometimes on one line for one day and two lines for another. No shift schedule/gallery so that sucks (aside from the current shift). Schedule has no indication what the hours are for the day/night shift.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 3/5 - The pictures are similar to Flirt but the thumbnails are atleast scaled a lot better. Seems to work, not a big deal. In the gallery view of all the girls (on mobile), the pictures are scaled to fit in the thumbnail preview. This looks awful though cause the aspect ratio of the images is different from the thumbnails here, so everyone's picture seems to get squeezed horizontally to make girls look thinner than they really are. On desktop view it's fine. If you use a filter, go to a profile, come back, the filter is gone so that sucks. There aren't a lot of girls though so I don't usually bother with the filter.

Vaughan Spa
Schedule - 4.5/5 - Simple and straight forward, I like it. Would just like to see hours for each shift indicated. Also there's no shift schedule available if you click Day Shift or Night shift, but there are so few attendents and one location that it's not a big deal.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 5/5 - So one thing I find annoying is when on the 'Ladies' page, and I click on a girl's picture to take me to the profile, nothing happens. You have to click on the name itself. The fact that the image goes from B/W to colour is misleading cause it makes you think you can click it, when really you can't. I'm really nitpicking though. Overall this is one of the best looking websites, and information is cleanly presented, pictures are nice and big.

Muse Spa
Schedule - 3.5/5 - Layout and formatting doesn't look that great, but overall it's functional and easy to read. Times provided. No shift view.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 2/5 - lol most girls have no photos, so this is a huge issue. Each girl has a twitter link if it exists which is neat, but most of the twitter accounts are dead or inactive (whatever, not gonna blame the spa for this though). Overall layout of information is fine though.

Blue Lagoon Spa
So I don't remember this spa's website being so bad, but it has turned to dog shit recently. Maybe they're redesigning or they contracted out the website to a high school student. Anyway, the current website isn't as much a proper website as it is a series of pictures of a website, with portions of each picture converted into a link. What I mean by that is literally each page is just ONE BIG PICTURE. This works, but it's retarded. Not only do you waste a lot of bandwidth transmitting huge pictures, but you've compressed the shit out of them so they look terrible. Text is fuzzy, pictures are blocky and have jpeg artifacts everywhere, and the website is just slow.

Schedule - 1.5/5 - Looks amateur, but it provides the basics and nothing else. No links to click.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 1/5 - lol, you get a picture of some pictures, but forget scrolling or clicking on thumbnails. Missing pictures for about 40% of the roster.

Pickering Angels
Looks like it was designed in the 90's.

Schedule - 4/5 - All the information is there, links there, it just looks blah. Using crazy colours and gradient text backgrounds just makes things harder to read.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 5/5 - Everything is there, all the girls have pictures so major props for that. It looks cheesy, but it's decent.

Hands from Heaven

Schedule - 4.5/5 - Has all the information, no shift gallery, but otherwise it's good. I like the thumbnails hovering over each name in the schedule.

Gallery/Photos/Profiles - 4/5 - Overally pretty good. Lot of black bars on photos. Some of the photos are of inconsistent quality but I'd rather have bad photos than no photos. Most of the social media links don't work so I wouldn't even bother with those. There are a lot of girls so filters would be nice. Lot of girls in the gallery but many of whom have no shifts (Are they still working?)

Asian spas
Not worth reviewing since they're almost all awful. Give credit for QQ for at least having pictures though.

 

[cjhobby]

Pure Pleasure’s new site is horrible. It looks like the site is only half done. No pics and schedule view not simple enough.

AGS site is one of the best in terms of schedule view and pics. Kudos to them for generally updating in real time as in a girl is listed today as working day shift and if she does not show up or changes the schedule will update to remove her. I have followed it throughout the day on a day when I am planning to go there later and I notice adds and drops at different points in the day. More than once that has saved me a trip since I often go with specific girls in mind but don’t make appointments.

 

[snoopdoggie]

This is a good topic of discussion. Thanks for coming up with this because I believe the website gives a first impression of the Spa. And you know what they say about first impressions.

I'm not going to give specific scores, but I'll say in my opinion, Premier Spas, Pickering Angels, LaVilla Spa, Seduction, are pretty good with their pictures of girls and straight forward schedules. I agree Premier Spa lacks pictures of many girls, and Pickering Spa has pictures of girls from 10 years ago. That's ridiculous. Pickering Angels updated their pictures a couple of years ago, which is still ok.

The one thing I don't understand is why Asian Spas websites are so weak. No schedules, and either no pictures or lack of pictures. I think most of the pictures of Asian girls are just random pictures taken from random internet. What do they have to hide?

The one thing I like about the Blue Lagoon website is that they have more revealing pictures. Most of the girls show their breasts, which is a big plus.

Overall, the websites should have more revealing pictures. I understand some people would say, you must still cover the girls just to leave some to the imagination and suspense. But in this case, us guys are paying big money to visit these girls. Show us as much as the girls are willing to show. I say show more breasts, similarly to the way Blue Lagoon does. In fact, if the girls are comfortable, then they should be allowed to show us vaginas as well. After all, this is what most of us want. You can see everything on the internet anyways. So show us your vaginas on your websites.

 

[firepro29.2016]

Nice discussion. I like Seduction’s website indicates tattoos small, medium, large.
Wish Premier would adopt this.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Nice discussion. I like Seduction’s website indicates tattoos small, medium, large.
Wish Premier would adopt this.

Yes, I agree about describing how big the tattoos are.

I also feel the more info they give about the girl's personal attributes, they better it is for both the customers and the Spas. For example, if the girl has a large meaty labia, then say it. It's a good marketing strategy.

 

[GordianKnot]

AGS site is one of the best in terms of schedule view and pics. Kudos to them for generally updating in real time as in a girl is listed today as working day shift and if she does not show up or changes the schedule will update to remove her. I have followed it throughout the day on a day when I am planning to go there later and I notice adds and drops at different points in the day. More than once that has saved me a trip since I often go with specific girls in mind but don’t make appointments.

@ AGS, If a girl is starting her shift @ 3pm, she will show up on both the DAY shift and Night shift. This is a problem IMHO. I prefer Flirt's style in which the time a MPA starts her shift is posted on the website.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

Seduction Spa
Schedule - 4/5 - So I've got a gripe with Seduction's website that's been bugging me for the past year. On the schedule page, sometimes I like to see the girl so clicking on the name takes me to the girl, that's good! Sometimes I want to see all the girls available during a particular shift. For that you can click on 'Day Shift' or 'Night Shift'. Again, that's great! What's the problem then? Well if you click on the shifts for the Airport location, you get taken to the shift gallery for the Keele location! You basically can't see the shift gallery at the Airport.

I noticed this too but there's a workaround. If you look at the URL there are parameters for the date and location. Change the last k to a and it will show the airport shift gallery.

 

[itzyourz]

Blue Lagoon's website is terrible. I imagine the person who designed this site was rushed by the owners and was made to upload the design that was approved. It's a shitty image sliced in Photoshop and exported as html. It's plain awful. They really need to do something about it.

 

[snoopdoggie]

Blue Lagoon's website is terrible. I imagine the person who designed this site was rushed by the owners and was made to upload the design that was approved. It's a shitty image sliced in Photoshop and exported as html. It's plain awful. They really need to do something about it.

Bring back the old one.