- Feb 9, 2011
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Well, after a disappointing day at a couple of strip clubs, I regrouped at the hotel and then, consulting massageplanet.net here, I decided to try out a MP in Markham.
I decided on
Apple Garden Spa
4211 Sheppard E
Scarborough
(416)297-9722
This address is a retail plaza that has a lot of restaurants and several massage places in it... I chose Apple Garden because of previous reviews of Rose, there, and because of a "table Shower" massage, which I thought might be fun.
I was greeted at the door by a slender, young asian girl, taller than average with a pretty, happy smile. It was Rose!
When I mentioned the Table shower, she led me back to a room that had a massage table, covered in a plastic sheet, all of which was standing in a tiled base to catch water. Overhead was a flexible hose with a shower attachment.
Also in the room was a small sauna unit.
Rose sprayed the plastic sheet with hot water to warm it up and I lay down. She started the massage, wetting me down well, with lots of spraying on my crotch and butt. Very nice. The she got out the liquid soap and proceeded to rub it aaaaaaaaaalllll over my body. Then a rinse off and a flip.
During the whole process Rose talked a lot, chatting about this and that, admiring various parts of my anatomy, and in her limited English, obviously trying hard to establish some level of contact.
Regretably, the contact just didn't turn me on. After the flip and similar wetting, soaping and rinsing, just left me bored.
I just felt no sexual energy at all. We agreed on a BS, but what I got was a bit of hugging and a bit of tittie rubbing, but again it didn't do much for my dumbstick.
Admittedly, at 61, my libido has lowered a lot, so I cannot fault Rose for effort. She tried hard. But it was clear that this was a contrived situation and there just was no chemistry.
If you like slender asians and have higher levels of testosterone than I, you'll probably love the table shower. I had something like it once down in Florida several years ago, that was a body scrub and the experience was a rather strong, firm scrub with a cloth mitt that I found very pleasurable. This experience was not firm at all - no real "massage" to it all.
Facility - nice and clean - 10/10
Rose
effort 9/10
results 2/10
Door fee - Table massage 45 minutes - $70
BS - $80
Repeat... nope, just not my thing...
Once again in the same day, I realize I should stay with what I know, that will produce results for me. (Yes "L" that means you... see you next trip.)
I decided on
Apple Garden Spa
4211 Sheppard E
Scarborough
(416)297-9722
This address is a retail plaza that has a lot of restaurants and several massage places in it... I chose Apple Garden because of previous reviews of Rose, there, and because of a "table Shower" massage, which I thought might be fun.
I was greeted at the door by a slender, young asian girl, taller than average with a pretty, happy smile. It was Rose!
When I mentioned the Table shower, she led me back to a room that had a massage table, covered in a plastic sheet, all of which was standing in a tiled base to catch water. Overhead was a flexible hose with a shower attachment.
Also in the room was a small sauna unit.
Rose sprayed the plastic sheet with hot water to warm it up and I lay down. She started the massage, wetting me down well, with lots of spraying on my crotch and butt. Very nice. The she got out the liquid soap and proceeded to rub it aaaaaaaaaalllll over my body. Then a rinse off and a flip.
During the whole process Rose talked a lot, chatting about this and that, admiring various parts of my anatomy, and in her limited English, obviously trying hard to establish some level of contact.
Regretably, the contact just didn't turn me on. After the flip and similar wetting, soaping and rinsing, just left me bored.
I just felt no sexual energy at all. We agreed on a BS, but what I got was a bit of hugging and a bit of tittie rubbing, but again it didn't do much for my dumbstick.
Admittedly, at 61, my libido has lowered a lot, so I cannot fault Rose for effort. She tried hard. But it was clear that this was a contrived situation and there just was no chemistry.
If you like slender asians and have higher levels of testosterone than I, you'll probably love the table shower. I had something like it once down in Florida several years ago, that was a body scrub and the experience was a rather strong, firm scrub with a cloth mitt that I found very pleasurable. This experience was not firm at all - no real "massage" to it all.
Facility - nice and clean - 10/10
Rose
effort 9/10
results 2/10
Door fee - Table massage 45 minutes - $70
BS - $80
Repeat... nope, just not my thing...
Once again in the same day, I realize I should stay with what I know, that will produce results for me. (Yes "L" that means you... see you next trip.)