Rowan and her kundalini FBSM

[Kit Fang]

Rowan is a delightful young woman who advertises in the therapeutic area of Craigslist with FBSM (full body sensual massage) and California in the headline. The keyword in her body text that caught my attention was kundalini. Seeing that, I was pretty sure Rowan would be the kind of new age, spiritually minded energy worker I have been hoping to find. And I was not disappointed. However, be warned, Rowan will be disappointing to anyone who wants an interactive rub and tug. Or who does not like larger, goddess-size women. I think it would be fair to say BBW.

At a mere $80 for a full hour session, I thought she provided not only excellent service, but value to match. There was no sensual interactivity, it was totally one-way. But, wow! I can't remember if I ever enjoyed a better hand release.

Rowan operates from what I assume is her home in a funky, older house near 49th and Knight. Poles apart from those tony Yaletown condos, her space is rich with incense burners and crystals. I think the music playing may have included first nations drumming and chanting.

Using a professional massage table and non-scented oils, Rowan gives a very good massage. Not as hard as you'd get from Monica, Kathy or Nelly, but not one of those woosy soft-touch erotic massages either. The closest technique I would compare her's to is what I used to get from the lady whose eforum.xxx name was Majictouch. The common denominator, I think, is lomilomi.

For those uninitiated, kundlini is an energy believed to be stored near the base of the spine. Previously, I have only been able to release the kundalini, and experience a rush of tingling energy that starts around the tailbone and radiates out through the fingers and toes, by doing deep breathing while focusing on the different chakras (energy centres). But -- quite magically -- young Rowan was able to give me two excellent kundalini buzzes during this lovely massage session. I was quite surprised at the way they sneaked up on me so effortlessly.

After the flip, she did some remarkable genital-area massaging that was a fine prelude to the slightly tantric conclusion. As I alluded to before, this was a hand job for the ages. There is only one masseusse in these parts I have ever been with who demonstrates as great an enjoyment in playing with and pleasuring a penis (but she is primarily known for her oral skills). The point is, I could tell Rowan genuinely enjoys what she does, and she does it very well.

I suspect Rowan will not appeal to most of eforum.xxx's readers. She is a large size woman, she does not get undressed, does not encourage touching, does not offer a luxurious atmosphere and does not provide more than a massage and a hand release. But that is kind of like saying Tiffany's doesn't sell anything but jewelry.

If you are one of the rare souls who appreciates what the kundalini is and wants to experience it, along with a sueforum.xxx hand release, I would be very surprised if you could find another in the GVRD for a mere four jade canoes.

Rowan is a partly Irish young lass, with a charming, generous personality. When I asked her on the phone if the hand release was included with the $80 one-hour session she said yes -- she never upsells. She has a few tattoos, most likely some piercings, and hangs around with alternative-lifestyle people -- the sort of folks who stick rainbow flags on their VW vans.

But I'm sure as hell not complaining. I'll be repeating. Maybe next time I'll add on a prostate massage for an extra tenner.

 

[Clayton]

Nicely written. While "different strokes for different folks" may be too punny, there's value in it here. With your eyes closed, who cares if they have a few extra pounds. It's the technique that matters. Sounds like a must-do for those massage afficionados who are not stuck on 20 year old spinner K girls. Not that there's anything wrong with them!

 

[iGo Hard!]

Wow...
I was there two months ago, and I would swear we each went to see a different girl.

Yes, she's very nice, professional, and pleasant. And you can't beat the price. But curvy can mean anything - I thought I was going to see a girl with a massive ass, big breasts, and big full lips. Instead I met a girl with linebacker shoulders, a back like a safe, a huge gut, smallish and floppy breast, thin legs and a flat ass like Hank Hill's. She wore a tight tube top the colour of old tea.
The massage was average and not strong, considering she's a powerful woman. When I turned over, the HJ was pretty pallid. If she did any magical kunda-whatsis on me, I wasn't enlightened enough to notice. Soon I politely stopped her, said thanks and left.
I think she's nice, and offers good value: the whole schmeer costs as much as the tip for an HJ in a massage parlor. The oil is scentless. I can't think of much else to say.
Do I recommend her? Kinda. I wasn't dissapointed.

 

[Dr. Patrick V. Suglia]

What would you say her age is?

 

[WillieThompson]

Probably late 20s or early 30s. Possibly a bit younger, but she's quite mature for her age.