serenity - *sigh*....

[HisBabyGirl<3]

well, a totally disappointing session at Serenity in Langley....

I should have listened to the little grizzled pooner on my right shoulder when he was yelling in my ear to leave when I was only mildly enthused by the lineup.

But, and you guys know very well how this works....a whisper from the dude in the pants is louder than the yelling veteran poon-devil on your shoulder.

So I picked Jessie...

Uninspiring massage.....just slid her hands up and down for the most part.

Got naked.

Climbed up next to me on the massage table. Grabbed hold of mr johnson and proceeds to yank up and down like working a toilet plunger. A stubborn toilet plunger.

Ventured near breasts....was quickly fended off. "They're very sensitive - new piercings.".

Asked her to climb aboard and take me for a ride when I couldn't take any more toilet plunger action (ow!).

Declined.

Mish offered.

She grabbed the root and guided....and kept firm hold the whole time. WTF?!

I couldn't even tell if I was in or not. If was in, was in perhaps an inch or so. I told her I didn't think the condom would come off....she just smiled and gripped harder.

I asked for doggie.

Declined.

So...no boobie, no cbj, no cowgirl, no doggie, no kissing.

Finish with covered HJ, just to get out.

Repeat: HELL NO!

AVOID Jessie at all costs.....just way way way too low mileage.

If this is the extent of her menu, she should not be working at an all-inclusive joint, just at a rub-n-tug joint - and not even that until she improves her massage skills.

 

[IN CHARGE]

Hey man, how much did it cost you for such a bad trip? Thanks for sharing... will avoid! =p

 

[sunnym5]

Sorry to hear about the bad experience dude! I found that Serenity (In surrey BTW) is very hit or miss, and at best the service is low mileage and restrictions are high. Sometimes you get a good one that offers great FS and Great CBJ but that is about it, never had DFK, DATY, Greek or anyother High mileage options. Massages are always so so at best. Hate the fact that they use some sort of rubbing alcohol to clean evrything before and after sessions. Place is always nice and clean and usually very friendly and has been open a long time so I guess they have a market for their product!

 

[grace]

Stickdoctor -

Thank you so much for your post - I am always interested in reviews about my girls , good, bad or ugly.

One of the reasons we have been around so long is because we DO listen to our clients, as well deal with situations like this one in a quick and timely manner. There of course are a few things I could say to defend Jesse, but quite honestly I do believe your review, and without it I had no basis for letting her go. So be this a lesson to all of you pooners... PLEASE always feel free to let us know if you are anything less then elated with your time spent here at Serenity, or any other massage parlor for that matter.

In fact I clean house here regularly - meaning that I do not tolerate girls that are not doing their jobs correctly. That covers anything from not showing up for shifts, to not providing the best service possible for each and every client, which includes a full proper massage and hot steamed towels for after you session.

There are something's you mentioned that also made your visit not so great,(the use of alcohol spray for instance) I appreciate you bringing these to my attention as again its the only way we can keep perfecting our service. As mentioned we have just recently added the use of hot steamed towels for your use during and after session - this seems to be a hit with all our clients.

I would also like to mention that each girl is different in regards to open mindedness.. I read a thread on eforum.xxx awhile ago from a victoria based agency that defined Not Open-minded, Open-minded, and Very Open-minded... I'll try to dig it up to give you guys an idea of what extras are on the menu for each type of lady.

I know for a fact that there are Open-minded ladies that work here, as well there are quite a few VERY attractive and young women that work here, these ladies may not be one in the same always, but then you need to decide if its the service, or the provider's look that you are really going for. Again communication is key, let the phone lady or the manager on shift know what your looking for, and we will always ensure that you are matched up with the right lady.

Stickdoctor I have sent you a private message as well, I do hope you take me up on my offer and try out some of our more Open-minded ladies that I've mentioned.

Best wishes,

Ferne

 

[Roger]

Hey all:

Just wanted to follow-up and let people know the continuing story....

Umm, yes, this is the Serenity in Surrey....for some reason I always think of it as in Langley. Price for the session was $.5 for half hour - 45 min is $.8 and hr is $$.2 (I think).

Ferne has been in contact since my original post and made a gracious offer of a reduced fee on my next visit which I have accepted. I will probably visit in the next week or so.

The subject of the original post, Jesse, has been let go by Ferne as a direct result of providing poor service, and Ferne has supplied me with some recommendations for some of her more open-minded employees.

I never had an issue with Serenity or Ferne - it was solely with poor service of the girl in question. In retrospect I should have raised the issue of poor service with the madam when I was leaving, but it was a less than comfortable situation being escorted out by Jesse and so I took the cowards route out and just got the heck out.

Given Ferne's response, which really would seem to go above and beyond in terms of customer service, I will certainly give Serenity another chance.

 

[Bad Radio]

hmm after the profession approach the Ferne/Serenity has taken to thi smatter I definatley will be making a stop in soon to check out some of the lineup--- ohh and Hamster I agree that the place is nice and well decorated, as well as some beautiful girls! I just made a comment based on my personal visits (about 10 or so over the past 5 years) I did nopt mean the comment to give an unfriendly feel to the place, just in my experience the girls have all been super nice, just lower mileage than I prefer, thats all!

 

[liya79]

Do you have a contact number for this place? Would you please let me know of the rates as well? A place like this deserves to have my business as I love the sounds of the customer service

Thanks

 

[sweetest]

We have just registerd a domain name and are in the process of creating a new site ....

http://www.bodyrubgirls.com

Let me know what you guys think, but please keep in mind it is somewhat under construction right now - New pics and Girls Bios coming this week.

Best wishes,

Ferne

 

[bushisajerk]

dont tease me like that .. I am looking for a place tonight in your area.. no pics.. under construction .. understandable.. good look ..it looks good..

 

[Bond 003 1/2]

Ya I dropped the girlfriend at work and wanted to have some fun so I drove to Serentiy. The parking lot was dead so i wanted to see what the girls look like, so I went in the door who ever did the door scared me. I sat down some girls came out they were not good looking at all. I will not be going there again I rather sleep with my girlfriend. But today I felt like having fun

 

[Jsgirl]

Indeed your story is cute - but im going to have to call bull.

I was working the day in question, and we had two walkouts for the entire day. The first one was a long time regular, the second was one of our lovely ladies regulars (she was not on shift yet).

SO...

Funny but not true ! If I was to guess this post probably belongs to one of the incompetent ladies I've let go in the past.

Best wishes,

Ferne