Sexy massage in Patong

[Danny G]

Hi there

I looked through 'search' but the latest thread on this went bonkers from the start because of the badly translated (was it translated) German, so here we go again

Can anyone recommend a good sexy massage, that preferably ends with boom boom?

I am in Patong at the moment, at while I realize there are many massage shops, I still have yet to figure out if its OK to start of by asking if they give 'full service', instead of waiting for them to offer it? And do you really ask for 'massage and smoke' as another thread mentioned??

Read about a guy in here that got a full rub down by the girl while she was naked, and ended with boom boom... now that sounds pretty good to me, so any help in me finding it will be greatly appreciated.

OH, and with all the talk about prices, what would a reasonable price be??

AND if any BM's are in town, and want to meet for a drink I am game until the 11th.

 

[FancyPants!!!]

She's clean? Maybe what she meant was that she had washed her hair that morning. As for her hunt (silent C), she's probably as clean as she is intelligent for not bothering to put on a helmet with a paying customer... now, I didn't call you stupid...

 

[Uncannyxman]

A great place to meet up with most BM's that are in town is Mai Thai Bar. Always plenty in there.

Regarding your question, generally if you ask straight up then you will get an answer either way and most will not be offended as it's pretty much standard around here.

Best area would be Soi Kepsub which you can do a search for and find plenty of information.

 

[Ivy Goodwitch]

Hey if shes already got the big one.. Why bother bagging up..

Not her problem.

 

[brown6027]

Go to the doc 50 yards up from Orange Relax towards the beach next to the Horizon Resort...will cost you 1500 baht for a jab in the asre and antibiotics. Might be best you walk in from the beach road end though otherwise you'll have to pass her to get to it Patong Hospital probably be a bit cheaper but you'll have to queue!

 

[Kebo]

hi try

Phuket Soapy Massage & Turkish Bath Houses - Thailand

or if you want to be daring.

T O O T S I E - Massage - The Best Massage in Patong Beach !

Enjoy

 

[Zahid]

Looking at the colour and name of this place, it could be owned by Dutch people...
Is it your's JP... 55555555555....????

 

[Kai]

Nickys in Nanai Road aren't shy. Then a good plate of Fish and Chips and a Heineken with Larry next door at Ting Tongs will set you on your way.

 

[Jim Vf]

Yes klav that's the place, although the chairs etc. out front are a little different.

 

[Buzz Kill]

Can't go too wrong on Soi Kepsub...
You don't need to ask, they will ask you...

 

[rdenig_male]

Thanks for the advice guys. i went to Patong hospital today. Only had to wait 30 minutes before i was seen. They took a swab from down inside my penis (Believe me, not a pleasant experience. unless your into SM.) Took a blood sample, Gave me a jab in the **** and 4 pills. Told me to go back in a week. i was in and out in just over 1 hour. cost 1100 baht.
Now i'm thinking the same as Livinlos. Maybe she has the big one and could'nt care about precautions. Today i spoke to the owner of Orange Relax and told her my predicament. She reckons the girl no longer works there but 1 hour later i saw her outside touting for custom. i sat in the bar across from Orange Relax for a while watching as i was a bit put out at the attitude of the boss. i was talking to the owner of the bar, telling him my story, like you do and he said he advises his customers and friends not to visit the place as he sees and hears a lot and has heard a few stories. He said that only a week ago an arab customer was ranting and raving about being robbed while having a "massage" After a couple of minutes a couple of Thai heavies appeared from nowhere and told the guy to go, which he did. He told me a few stories. If you want to hear them just go and talk with him. Anyway, that's enough of my woes. Needless to say, i won't be visiting the place again and i certainly won't go unprotected again. Thanks for listening and for the advice.

 

[Jen[Chocolate Burn]]

Had a couple of nice massages with bj ending in soi Kepsub last December.....200 baht for massage and 500 for very happy ending......

 

[Guardian angel]

Add a more couple of hundreds and you'll be able to do some work yourself too

-I actually stayed in a guesthouse i the middle of Soi Kepsup in feb/march, think I tried most or all of the massage/beauty saloons the 3weeks i stayed there and all of the places you get a ''full package''... Just ask, no need to be shy

 

[gahrahstah]

Hello,

the T O O T S I E - Massage looks very nice. Are there real girls or are there ladyboys???

Thanks.

 

[Jeremy L]

According to the link given in first page
T O O T S I E - Massage - The Best Massage in Patong Beach ! - Photo Gallery Ehh.. well decide yourself.. Though the pictures are 2 years old but guess it's not changing the place much.

 

[Cap.n1Eye]

Took me a couple of reads to realise what you meant there .......i certainly don't want to work there myself ....555555

 

[paladin]

Yes give a try Tootsie Massage

 

[prtygirl17]

5555! Well, lets call it ''WORK out after massage'' then:he:

 

[nivea]

if your a first timer and feeling a bit flush then a visit to Christins could be what your looking for.
depends how much you want to spend though.

 

[CCA]

You have got to be joking mate! If you cant tell the difference in these photo's you will have no chance in a dimly lit bar. You may have to use the "braile" method as you obviously have LB blindness.