Share some jokes!

[nike loverr]

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car and made a dash to the hospital.

mpter examining her, the doctor explained that the bee was too far in to be reached with forceps. He suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting honey on his penis, penetrating her and withdrawing as soon as he felt the bee.

The man agreed to try, but because he was so nervous, he couldn't rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects," the doctor said, "I could give it a try."

Under the circumstances, both agreed. The doctor quickly undressed, slathered on some honey and mounted the woman. The husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for several long minutes. "Hey, What the hell is happening?"

"Change of plans," The physician panted. "I'm going to drown the little bastard!"



Heres another one..


A guy stops to visit his Reviewiend, who is paralyzed Reviewom the waist down. His Reviewiend says, ?My feet are cold. Would you get my sneakers for me??

The guy goes upstairs, and there are his Reviewiend?s two gorgeous daughters. He says, ?Hi, girls. Your dad sent me up here to have sex with you.?

The first daughter says, ?That?s not true.?

He says, ?I?ll prove it.?

He yells down the stairs, ?Both of them??

His Reviewiend yells back, ?Of course, both of them.?





Share some jokes!

 

[???????????]

Good morning wearajimmy, there is joke category in its own ,where you post /read jokes.

 

[Leilani]

Moved the post.

 

[Sadg A]

Confucius say:

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy.
to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.

 

[DC Maximus]

A Reviewustrated housewife decided her sex life needed spicing up mpter 20 years of marriage.

mpter her husband went to work she slipped out and went into a lingerie shop and picked up a pair of crotchless knickers. She went home, tarted herself up and donned the new garment and selected a short skirt to go with it. She greeted her husband when he came home Reviewom work and sat across Reviewom him mpter she prepares him a drink.

She slowly spread her legs,and in a husky come f**k me voice says "Honey, would you like some of this?"

The husband looks between his ageing wife's legs and lets out his breath, looking up at his doting wife replies, "HELL, NO! Look what it's done to your underwear."

 

[Rikku]

A passerby encounters an old man sitting on a park bench crying. The passerby asks, "what's the matter?" The old man replies "Well, I'm married to a gorgeous 21 year old model who happens to be a nymphomaniac. She gives me the best bbbj you could ever imagine, whenever I want. Not only that, the sex is absolutely incredible, the best I've ever had!"

The passerby looks at the old man with a puzzled expression and says "Sir, I don't know you, but Reviewom what you've just told me, I'd say you're one of the luckiest men alive. Why on earth are you crying??"

The old man looks up at him and says "I can't remember where I live!"

 

[Spunk!]

A middle age man comes home & asks his wife "Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery?" His wife repiled "I would take half the money & leave you". The man then said "I just won $10...here's a fiver, now fuck off!

 

[Sarita]

One winter morning a husband and wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the weather announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the weather announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 15 centimetres of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they were again having breakfast, when the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 15 to 20 centimetres of snow today. You must park...." Then the electricity went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?"

With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?

 

[Pompal 09.]

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50 HAND
JOB: $500.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who
gives the hand-jobs?

"Yes", she smiles and purrs, "I sure am".

The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands real good because I want
a cheeseburger.