Short Reviews thread

[Azazel]

I need to try to make some things right. I know I said I wouldn't post reviews here, but that was mostly because all my reviews are already posted elsewhere.

Rosalie
For anyone who wants to truly experience the world of erotic massage, there really is no one better than Rosalie. She is the professional's professional. She is DDG facially, has a body sculpted by Pygmalion, and has more moves than anyone I've ever seen. Not only that, she is amazing in duos. I've had duos with her and Sophia, and her and Daniella. Both duos totally rocked my world. If she is comfortable with you, and is confident that she won't have to spend the session dick dodging, she becomes a bit less inhibited and will be willing to push her boundaries. My advice, relax and enjoy the session.

Jasmin
I had a total of 3 sessions with Jasmin. I stopped not because she isn't good, but because I simply cannot keep up with her energy in the room. She is like that hot club girl you see in the night club and her energy will pull you along. She is DDG all over. The perfect curvy spinner. If you're looking to satisfy that club girl fantasy, or just like enthusiastic sessions, she is it for you. Once in a while, she will let that persona slip, and you see that she is really sweet and vulnerable inside.

Mila
I admit I love spinners. I saw Mila several times and I stopped because I love variety more. Mila is sweet, and down to earth and quite sensual. She is one of the prettiest girls I've seen, both facially and body wise, and she is all natural to boot.

Sophia
I would not call her a butterface. That is rude and just not my style. She is very exotic facially and her body is simply amazing. In the session, she gravitates from shy girl next door to bengal tigress. Maybe I have that impression because my sessions with her were spaced out over several months. I remember my first couple were sensual while the last one left me breathless.

Adriana
I only had the one session with Adriana. Another DDG type of girl, but we simple didn't connect the way I like to with my MPAs.

Alexis
I had one session with Alexis. She will certainly appeal to a certain type of clientele, but as with Adriana, I did not connect. I will say that most reviews of her are bang on, and she can be quite wild. So my not liking her is more a statement of personal preference than anything else.

Daniella
Daniella has to be one of my all time fave attendants. This is primarily because I connected better with her than with anyone else. Everything about her appeals to me. She has an open and honest face devoid of acting or deception, she has a tight and toned body with one of the best pairs of legs that terminate in an awe inspiring butt that I've ever seen. In the room, she is exactly what I look for. Genuine and affectionate, and her sessions feel very intimate and sensual. I saw her regularly for several months, and I literally stopped seeing other MPAs.

Ariel
I only had 2 sessions with Ariel a very long time ago. I can't comment on how she is now, but I did have fun in my 2 sessions with her.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

Very bland. You obviously don't want to give details.

 

[Roman]

These reviews are close to your narrative on terb written before you left that board?
Obviously you were in love with Daniella and maybe you still are.

I have seen Ariel quite a few times recently and I think she is quite orally gifted. I believe anyone who has seen her will know this.

Adriana is very attractive with a great body and service that is off the charts.

Jasmin is everything you say but I never repeated.

I have seen Sophia a couple of times but was too incoherent for me to repeat.

 

[playfulfun]

Thanks for your input.
Loved how you gave us just enough info on all the women.

Rosalie I would agree 100% on your opinion of her. I saw her 3 times and stopped because she was too intoxicating.
Jasmin as you say is DDG and is very energetic in her session. She always would play her own music.
Mila never showed for my appointment because she can be tardy. So I haven't seen her yet.
Sophia has an exotic look to her and I agree about it being rude to comment on her face in a derogatory way. I found her to be incoherent but fun.
Adriana Is WOW!
Alexis haven't seen her but have only heard good things about her.
Daniella Ah Daniella! I am longing to see this beautiful woman in a session.
Ariel only saw her once several years ago and never went back. Not my type.

But Daniella

 

[the_dude]

Well i've thought about trying this hobby out for awhile now and after reading on here a bit it seemed that the Perla/Pure chain would be perfect based on the stuff i've read from you guys. Took the plunge and had a session with Alexis. God damn.. now I understand the warnings of "don't go broke". What a dangerous discovery this is... lol

 

[JEG]

I need to try to make some things right. I know I said I wouldn't post reviews here, but that was mostly because all my reviews are already posted elsewhere.

Back

velcome, velcome, velcome

Only a matter of time till you be riding horse again.
Looking forward to the other 500 or so reviews.

 

[JEG]

Very bland. You obviously don't want to give details.

He never has posted any details on forums but I believe he will answer PM requests.

I mentioned to him that one day I want to try Zara for a BJ because there have been a couple of posts stating that she isn't good. Thought to myself
How bad can it be?

Now I'm not sure if it will be so bad after all.

 

[Azazel]

He never has posted any details on forums but I believe he will answer PM requests.

I mentioned to him that one day I want to try Zara for a BJ because there have been a couple of posts stating that she isn't good. Thought to myself
How bad can it be?

Now I'm not sure if it will be so bad after all.

I just think that details do not belong out in the open, especially if we want to continue seeing these women in these places. Call me old fashioned. As for Zara, save your money dude!

 

[JEG]

I have thought about it, eventually boys are boys and the same mentality that we had in school stay with us.
Do you post like on terb.."mind blowing experience" or her service is "off the chatrs".
I personally don't see any problem with it. It seems rhat the views that this forum gets is way more than terb anyway. This means that it has relavance. My take of terb is that it is plaged with shills. This format is hard for some buddy of a MP or MPA to spread their jibber jabber.

 

[Azazel]

I hear you. I've thought of it too, and believe me, I've been tempted. That's why I won't say anything if other people give details. It's an open forum and it's their right. Terb was a cesspool, but I've learned some good lessons from my time there. Shills have their uses too. If nothing else, they tell me who to stay away from.

As for this forum getting lots of views, it's likely because of all the openness here. You could never get away with that on terb or any other forum for that matter. Part of me does appreciate the candor, but another part worries about the eventual melt down that it could cause across the board. Sure, LE knows what goes on in these places, but do we really need to add fuel to the fire? I literally missed the EBC raids by one night. Thank goodness my regular at the time had moved locations!

Everyone likes to talk about it's a "buyers market" these days. And it is. Competition has driven up mileage and driven down prices. But any long standing hobbyist must remember the drought in the massage world immediately after the raids. if the raids happen again, and all the tier one places get shut down, I'm sure we'll all bemoan the cruel fate but it'll just drive the business underground again, and what will we be left with? Holistics, semi legits and AMPs.

Sorry, I'll get off my soap box now.

 

[JEG]

There are differnt types of providers, from no go to the ones that break out the menu before the door shuts.

Believe me the girl that has a complete menu doesn't mind the advertising.

I also like this forum because you do not have to join to view.

 

[Azazel]

That's actually one of the things I don't like about this forum. If someone is going to benefit from others' experiences, then they should be made to join. It's a simple painless procedure after all.

 

[JEG]

That's actually one of the things I don't like about this forum. If someone is going to benefit from others' experiences, then they should be made to join. It's a simple painless procedure after all.

Interesting, never even crossed my mind

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

The open and candid reviews are what makes this board useful. If you want shilling and boring tame reviews, go to TERB.

 

[Ursus]

The reason why this forum is good and has its merits is because there isn't the influence of the female providers on this board. On Terb and 411, the women influence the men's posts. You have girls asking for reviews to be posted about themselves, you have girls asking the guys to target and attack certain providers etc. It becomes like highschool with cliques and gangs. MP.net doesn't have this because we don't encourage too many of the female providers to participate. Once you let too many of the women in this industry participate in this forum, it will go downhill. You get the MANGINA effect where the guys will do anything and everything just to win the temporary favour of one of their special ladies.

I can also tell which reveiws are fake or shill and which reviews are accurate and real. I reveiwed Catherinetog. I have read other reviews of her too. I have seen guys write reviews of other girls and talk about their great asses or fantastic titties etc., but when they reviewed Catherinetog, they said nothing of her great ass. So, I know such a review is fake, for the guy writing the review probably never saw Catherine and it just copying and pasting what others have said about her in an attempt to build his board credibility. Catherine has one of the greatest asses in the industry. If you don't mention it when you see her, then I doubt you really went to see her. So, I can tell which reviews are authentic and which ones aren't.

Another example is when I saw Ai for the first time. Ai is so facially unattractive that any guy who claims to have seen her and decides not to mention this fact in his review, essentially calls his credibility into question. There is no way a hobbyist wouldn't recognize her shortcoming in this area. It doesn't make any logical sense not to mention it.

Thirdly, I was a regular of an Asian girl in the industry. When I first saw her, she was young and attractive. But, over time, she became less and less attractive. Age caught up with her and she was showing wear and tear. I didn't mention how she has aged because that is just my personal opinion. If I mentioned it in my review, I would just make the lady feel terrible about herself and it wouldn't really provide any value to someone reading my review. At one point, I thought she was pretty, but over time, I saw her in a different light. Difficult to put that into a review in a justified way. So, I just never mentioned that in my later reveiws.

 

[Ursus]

Btw, I saw Ai recently and she still has the best natural titties on any Asian lady in the industry. She will NEVER win a beauty contest, but if you like large, natural titties on an Asian lady and want to stay below the century mark for donation amount, she is a great option for you. Again, she is not facially attractive, so you have been warned properly.

 

[Hangdai]

Boy, now I gotta go see CTog again to inspect that ass.

I've seen her 3 times and I don't remember it being that great.

I just recall that overall, very nice fit body, nice ass , but nothing I would elaborate on.

Not saying I disagree with your assessment, it just didn't strike me as much as it did you.

Asian Angela, now that's a very memorable ass, if they could just recreate that ass, box it, and sell it, I would buy a dozen.

Ladies always seem the most beautiful in the beginning, but if you go enough times, that beauty does fade, not sure why, seems to happen to every regular ive had . I think it's programmed into our DNA to go and seek new beauties.

 

[Ursus]

Angela's attitude is terrible and she's not an honest person. I had enough of her. Angela has a great body, an average face and a terrible personlity. I got tired of her constant bullshit and her boyfriends attacking me online. She will tell others to target you if you get on her bad-side. I had enough of that.

As far as asses go, Catherinetog has a better ass than does Angela. Angela's ass is very nice, but Catherine's is better. Of course, Angela is about 25 years younger than Catherine, so you can't really compare the two.

 

[Hangdai]

Sounds like you got too close to the fire and got burned.

I too , enjoy the familiarity of a regular, but if you get too close, it never ends well.

See them enough that they barely remember your name, but that's it.

Angela is quirky, but I just can't resist doggy with that ass.

Think I'll try both Angela and CTog the same day and report back my findings.

 

[Ursus]

Hangdai,

I didn't get too close to the fire. I treat everyone in my life with kindness. Some people take advantage of that and some people don't. Angela took advantage of my kindness, plain and simple.

Btw, this line of yours sounds very familair: 'Angela is quirky, but I just can't resist doggy with that ass.' Are you sure I don't know you from the blue board?

Whatever you do, don't let Angela pretend to fall asleep on you. I once had a massage appt with her and she pretended to fall asleep on me. I left her place while she was still 'sleeping'. Shen then texts me after I had already started to drive away, apologizing for 'falling asleep' and asking me to come back.

The whole time I was thinking to myself: 'Why not just avoid the game altogether and not pretend in the first place that you fell asleep?'

Oh well. That is life.