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Creepy crawler critters.
Dracula digs dreary, dark dungeons.
Frankly, frankfurthers fried in fish fat taste fresh and fine to Frankenstein.
Ghostly ghouls gather gleefully to golf on ghostly golf courses.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Horribly hoarse hoot owls hoot howls of horror in halloween haunted houses.
If big black bats could blow bubbles, how big of bubbles would big black bats blow?
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
Professional Pumpkin Pickers are prone to pick the plumpest pumpkins.
Transylvanian Tree Trimmers are trained to trim the tallest Transylvanian trees.
Which Witch, Wanda wondered, would wish to wear a wrist watch?
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
But if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Betty bought some butter,
but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter,
and the better butter Betty bought
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister.
Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore.
Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets.
Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks.
The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Esau Wood sawed wood.
All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw.
One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood.
So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw.
The new wood-saw would saw wood.
Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw.
Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw.
And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw.
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?
Dracula digs dreary, dark dungeons.
Frankly, frankfurthers fried in fish fat taste fresh and fine to Frankenstein.
Ghostly ghouls gather gleefully to golf on ghostly golf courses.
Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.
Horribly hoarse hoot owls hoot howls of horror in halloween haunted houses.
If big black bats could blow bubbles, how big of bubbles would big black bats blow?
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
Professional Pumpkin Pickers are prone to pick the plumpest pumpkins.
Transylvanian Tree Trimmers are trained to trim the tallest Transylvanian trees.
Which Witch, Wanda wondered, would wish to wear a wrist watch?
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,
But if you wish the wish the witch wishes,
I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
Betty bought some butter,
but the butter Betty bought was bitter,
so Betty bought some better butter,
and the better butter Betty bought
was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers,
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister.
Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore.
Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets.
Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks.
The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Esau Wood sawed wood.
All the wood Esau Wood saw, Esau Wood would saw.
All the wood Wood saw, Esau sought to saw.
One day Esau Wood's wood-saw would saw no wood.
So Esau Wood sought a new wood-saw.
The new wood-saw would saw wood.
Oh, the wood Esau Wood would saw.
Esau sought a saw that would saw wood as no other wood-saw would saw.
And Esau found a saw that would saw as no other wood-saw would saw.
Ed Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, the shot was Shott, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott - but Nott.
So, Ed Nott was shot and that's hot! Is it not?