Stay away from Strip Clubs

[Abuhurairah]

Hey Beavis, how is Tampico doing?

 

[Pompal 09.]

I agree with you. When I last went to the Zona, Cadillac had changed its name, Hawaii Club, Mi Tren were still there. Las Alansas was named something different.

I've paid anywhere from $25-$62.50 in those places. When the peso went south in the late 80s, it was 175000 pesos for ST. That's where I figured $62.50.

I've always had found good looking girls. But usually the better looking they are, the less they perform. The last one I had in Hawaii Club was about a 6. Her name was Marquay. Great fuck! Great body. Kinda looked like Mya Diamond. My friend didn't find her attractive, but when you fuck them looking at their backside, you don't really care.

Juniors is a ripoff, would never go there unless they paid me.

 

[Littleboots]

There's a place I remember when I use to work for the cruise ships all the crew would go and hang out at this hotel Janxio (spelling)? it was just a few blocks away from the corona/pacifico beer plant. This place was full of girls and this was durring the day. because it was all sailors from the cruise ships that went there. In this hotel there was a lobby in the center with 3 floors of rooms all around it . In the lobby there would be on average about 20-30 girls hanging out drinking beer, dancing (there was music in the place) and if you were hungery there was a restaurant right next door. You could get a room there for 10 bucks and party with as many girls as you could handle. There was a papasan that had the hook-up on all the beer you wanted. Just before you left you just told him how many beers you drank he keeped a tab for you. It was well organized and even had a doctor on staff where the girls got regular check-ups for STD's the place was very clean. but its been years since I've been back to PV (2002) I was wondering if that place still existed?

 

[kow]

That's funny...
If this actually happens to you then you're a sad individual who will get taken regardless of what country you're in.

Contrary to what they say... pimpin IS easy. Or you could always go to "el campo" in Curacao and pay $30 bucks for full service and have your pick of 50 muchachas.

 

[Gerik]

Hilarious.

Here is an excerpt from a post I wrote last year that fits this thread so well. It is from a report describing Ciudad del Carmen.


Well Beavis finally made it back and is anxious to report that very little has changed. Still looks the same, still smells the same (mud and urine), some of the same bums that have been there for 20 years are still hanging out in the same areas, the sidewalks are still a mixture of broken concrete and potholes covered with trash, Mexicans still look at the Americans like they want to kill them. Many of the same putas still stand on or around the same street corners except they have all gained weight and aged extensively in Beavis’es two and one half year absence. A few new ones to take the place of the ones that moved on or retired, but their appearance is normal for Mexican street whores. Beavis did manage to abstain from using the services of any of these freelance, relaxation providers. Plausibly, cockroaches and fleas could make a very comfortable residence in the presence of these ladies. The street girls are 3’s to 5‘s at best and if you want anything better the only other choice is in one of the strip clubs.

If you decide to venture into one of the strip clubs upon entering any of these you will pay $5.00 for a beer and a waiter will be hovering like a vulture to bring you a girl to your table. She will be a 6 or 7, as the two 8’s will already be sitting with whatever clueless fool is eagerly buying them overpriced drinks. When this Puta, who is slightly better looking than any of the ones you just saw standing in the moonlight arrives at your table, "Juan", "Paco" or whatever his bar mesero name may be will be very happy to bring her a tiny glass of Sprite for a bargain price of $12.00. This beverage will of course be called champagne. When he returns with one beer and a 4 ounce glass of Champagne (Sprite) the idiot of the moment can then hand him a 200 peso bill (value 20 dollars) and, he will return with 3 ten peso coins, which naturally, you will be expected to leave as a tip. After you and your Puta have exchanged names and nothing further, this run of the mill, average looking hooker with her display of cheap dance clothes, and clown like make up will have slammed down the Sprite/Champagne and/or poured it out when you weren’t looking. She subsequently will be holding her glass up in the air. Paco will quickly see this like someone just fired a parachute flare in the bar, and will rapidly bring her another one, for an additional $12.00 of course. By now you will have spent $32.00, you have been there for about 6 minutes, you know that the Puta’s name is Alejandra, or Gabriella, or whatever alias name she goes by in the bar. You also know that she is 23 years old (though probably born at least 28 years ago) and she is working in the bar because her child is sick and she has no other option. She will tell you her kid’s father is dead although she probably doesn’t even know who the father is. He most likely was someone in your same situation a few years ago that also bought Sprite for her. Your beer will still be ice cold and you will have taken about 2 sips of it by now. If you were fortunate enough to have been sober upon entering this establishment, you will now have the luxury of realizing that the place is a total rip off, and that you are getting fucked, you will then chug your beer, cut your losses and get the hell out of there.

If you were not lucky enough to have entered the bar sober and you entered drunk…..well, just stand by because you are about to really get fucked. You might believe that she actually is drinking champagne and that if you continue to buy her champagne she will fall in love with you, and you two will live happily ever after. By now you will probably be ready for another beer or perhaps something stronger. Don’t switch to Tequila or you might lose your house! Alejandra will now be starting to get turned on from the Champagne and suggest that you take her in the back to sample one of her very sexy private dances for an extremely affordable $15.00 per song. If you do this you will get to feel her young breasts (remember you’re drunk) and even touch her most private areas. The parts of her body that you are just imagining how much fun you are going to have with later. The song will quickly be over and you can return to your table to sit with this special lady, that you so much enjoy her company. By now she is tired of the Champagne and asks if you would buy her a bottle of wine because it last so much longer. The wine, which will be watered down grape juice, will be in small Boone’s Farm bottles for a bargain at $35.00 each. By now you might need some more money but don’t worry there is an ATM machine over in the corner of the bar or, if you so desire they do accept credit cards. Don’t worry each and every person that uses a credit card in a Mexican strip club is treated very fairly and absolutely nothing will be added to the card without your paramount approval?

At this point of the evening if you are actually onboard for this charade you might as well walk over to the bar, pull down your pants, bend over and spread your cheeks for all to have a turn. Unfortunately, this is seldom the case, most likely you can’t believe your good luck and are very happy to hear that this fine young lass will only charge you $150.00 to leave and go to your hotel room for 2 hours. This of course does not include the $50.00 bar fine that you must pay to take her out of the club. Don’t worry about the credit card just leave the tab open, as it will be there when you get back. You will also find it is quite easy on the wallet as the taxi’s only charge 10 dollars to drive you the 2 kilometers to your hotel. Man, things sure are cheap in Mexico! Remember the clock is running and it is now 11:30, you only have 2 hours so let’s get started. Naturally you don’t have any condoms so Alejandra will gladly walk down to the corner and buy some at the all night “Farmacia” just give her a little more money. It only takes her 30 minutes to walk the 20 meters and back because she had to call and check on her sick child. It is now midnight and so you must hurry because you only have 2 hours and remember you left the bar at 10:30.

After about 2 minutes of doubtful foreplay Alejandra finds enough life in your half drunken Johnson to unroll one of the condoms she just bought and then install it on the preferred organ. That is, the pack of condoms that she still has your $16.00 change she forgot to return to you. She climbs on lifelessly and moans a little just long enough to get you going then she jumps off, rolls onto her back, spreads her legs and say “Damelo Papi”. This makes it easier for her to wheedle a quick release out of you. As soon as you are almost finished she starts her chant of “Que Rico, Damelo Papi, Que Verga Grande Tienes ”. Alejandra knows that nothing will make a gringo come faster than to tell him he has a big dick. By now you will have gotten your nut and you can’t believe how cheap things are in Mexico. You return to the club to find your same table there waiting for you. Astonishingly, all of the ice in your drink hasn’t melted in two whole hours. Upon returning you feel like a stud because Alejandra told you that you had a big dick. Maybe you should invite some of the other girls to come and sit with you so Alejandra can tell them what a great lover you are. That way when you come back you will have all of the ladies competing for you. Good idea, invite three and buy them each a drink. It’s all on the credit card so don’t worry it won’t cost that much. Later that night at 4:00 a.m., as you can barely see anything, except the battalion of empty wine and liquor bottles on the table Paco brings you your bill and your credit card back. It is dark inside the bar and you cannot see so you just sign your name and put the receipt in your pocket. You pull out all of the cash (about 10 dollars) you have left and give to Paco as a tip. You need to get back to your hotel but don’t have cab fare. Don’t worry, the bar owner will be happy to pay the 20 pesos to a cab to take you back to your hotel. He arranges you a cab compliments of the house while sporting a huge smile. You are thinking that he is a really admirable guy to do this.

The next morning you fly home with a terrible hangover and the only thing you remember was Alejandra telling you that you had a big dick. Your head is throbbing and you try to remember all of the events of the evening before. The credit card receipt in your pocket is unreadable but you are sure it couldn’t be over 100 dollars. Upon arrival at home the head feels a little better. You open a beer to ease the pain, you relax a little on the sofa and then you decide to call your credit card company and see how far off the 100-dollar guess was? Not far off at all ……you only spent $543.00 U.S. dollars plus the 4000 pesos you had when you walked in there. A little over $900.00 but hey, Alejandra told you that you had a big dick!

(The above section is fiction but a variety of stories similar to this one happen each and every night in the strip clubs of Mexico. Beavis knows to stay out of them just for this reason. One guy recently entertained one of these very respectable ladies and he was surprised to find that while eating her pussy it had sort of a latex taste, his new nickname is “Chupallantas” this part is non-fiction.)

 

[Sandra D]

I was just in PV for 6 weeks... The best "bang" for the buck is a place called Las Antorches. It's basically an outdoor dive bar with cheap food and beer that's filled with pros. Go on wednesday afternoons and it will be packed because of the cruise ships.. usually around 20-30 girls. I went on a monday afternoon and got drunk off $1.50 coronas, then started "interviewing". I settled on a cute 22 yr old named "gabi". She had an amazing ass and was fully shaved. I invited her back to my condo to go swimming. Keep in mind she spoke NO english.. so it was more like "Quesieras nadar in mi piscina?" it was a scorching hot day so she was more than willing. No bathing suit so she dove right in, in her bra and panties. To make a long story short she ended up partying with me for about 5 hours then we finally went into the bedroom for a session... I paid her $500 pesos... about $45 USD!

Another not so well known spot is called "La Zona", near las palomas stadium. There's about 3 or 4 "stripclubs" in this zone. I use the word stripclub loosely as they are more like brothels. To my surprise there were a few very cute girls..but when I went it was 4am and they were all half asleep, but the 2 hottest ones in the place quoted me and my buddy $150 for both of them to go back to our place.. now granted we are both goodlooking guys who speak decent spanish. But still inexpensive compared to the stripclubs like Candy's, Juniors, etc.
Negotiations are MUCH easier when you speak even some spanish. The best phrase to use in a stripclub to get the pinche cabrons away is "Tal Vez" or "Quesas"... meaning "maybe". This usually throughs them for a loop and they leave quickly. Then you can start negotiating directly with the chicas.

The $25 dollar drink buying scheme is the mexican version of a dance, the girls usually get half and will sit on your lap and fondle you until you want to "cheeky cheeky".

I only indulged a couple times with pros as I had my pick of local girls for free almost every night. But they tend to get "clingy" and its hard to get rid of them.

Hope this helps... If you are planning on going to PV and need help. PM me as I have many contacts there.

 

[Sean :)]

That is the regular price on SC located on beach resorts.
I can even say that at Cancun prices should be even higher.

Am also wondering if they gave you the tourist price tab....
You know, locals get charged differently as opposed to tourists from abroad.....

 

[Levi]

Stay away from these clubs! They wanted to charge me $30 US for a glass of champagne for the girl. $350 US for FS. They would negotiate some, but the managers and girls to me were real assholes in these places. My suggestion would be to call one of the massage parlors in the phone book. Got good service at my hotel from them.