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20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has > Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera. (My favorite! bahaha!)

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You by Your Wrestling Name, 'Rock Hard'.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are > Going To Have To Let One Of You Go".

20. Send this list to those who really need a smile!

 

[Noxa]

KittiK

I soooo agree with this...... just have to put some to the test though! Must say I've been paging myself for years and haven't had a reply yet.... what is it they say... lights are on but no one home!!! hehe

 

[Jasmine B.]

See, I'd worry if you DID get an answer!! Talking to yourself is okay until you start taking yourself seriously. [sm=1kis.gif]

 

[Monica.]

Does that make me a joke KittiK? [sm=rollaugh.gif]

 

[fynmubdu]

of course...unless that offends, and then definitely not![:-]

 

[Pompal 09.]

No offence........ find it funny. Have to laugh, hang on.. right I'm done now

 

[The Coolest Guy]

I'm so going to try some of these....... Thanks Kitty!

 

[LMG]

Number 1 works,

have fun Gussie

 

[EnglishRose]

I have tried all of these exept #5, #6, and #18. Never had the guts for the zoo thing. Might get in big trouble and get people hurt. I will advise that you need to separate these and do some with good friends...
I will tell you that these done in a different part of town, in the company of very good friends...to people you don't know....is a BLAST!
BTW...getting kicked out of the opera is most fun when you tell everyone you meet on the way out bye like the stewardess does...buh bye, buh bye now, bye, buh bye.

 

[qndfhnej]

I love you Kitti, will you marry me whilst shouting all the vows at the top of your voice, even if you married already, and i can consumate the wedding with your husband [8D]

Love Emperor

 

[adam simm]

Why me? All you know about me is that I set aside special time everyday to em-bare-ass myself!

 

[tinaa]

Because your mother turned me down again!!!

 

[Kristy-lee]

LOL!
I always said Mom knew how to pick 'em!!

 

[BettaFan]

I just read your post, and thought, that makes a change, i used to dive in the freezer departments of hypermarkets and try and swim a length of them, just got thrown out, also taking LSD and dressing up as women, whilst also trying to chat up men in a bar, that went a bit wrong.
bu alas im a lot older and wiser now, 34. and limit myself to intimidating everyone here, they do like it. Well they know what a twot i am!.
but they know i dont mean it, "eart of gold love", (and ******** of steel).

Emperor

I see youve said hi to Petal

 

[ol billy]

I hope you don't think I was offended? Please. You're hilarious!
It took me some time to come up with a come back. I didn't do as well as I'd have liked. If I think of a better one I'll PM you, K?

I re-read my post to Petal. I came across as mean..I didn't mean to at all. I only wanted to suggest that when typing, it's difficult to let people know you are joking. Especially since the guy is new and doesn't know everyone...like me. I guess I must PM Petal and say that. Whatcha think?
Sorry Petal.
KittiK

 

[HangingChad]

Shes a love, we share the same birthday 11/08, the day when kings were born,[&:][&:]

Love to you, and i didnt take it the wrong way you ......... ..... [][][][:'(][]

No im just a laid back kinda guy[:'(][:'(][:'(], (puking up from smarmyness)

Love

Emperor
Woof!!

 

[Mearbonou]

WooF!![X(]

 

[GigaByte]

Hugs and kisses to you too darlin'Emp!![sm=hug.gif]

I'll check those out in a sec. Hey, I still have to find a good come back....
But until then remember,

Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some don't have film.

 

[Maxwell]

In going to bed Kitti, its dam late and im cattletrucked farewell darling[sm=hug.gif]