Strip clubs suck

[Proud mommy of Logan! <3]

Last night after trying to visit the new "Pirates club" and finding it closed,Showerhead and I decided (OK I talked him into it) to do my annual strip club trek. We went to Tango India so I could see a chica that I had to my house some time ago. Well we went in and were ushered directly to the high priced seats. I informed the gentleman that we were cheap bastards and would sit at the bar. He gave us a puzzled look and said that it was "only" $20 to sit in the better booth. So we sit at the bar and order a drink.I proudly display my CRT VIP card and the bartender informed us that they didn't take those any more. OK..OK we will buy a drink or two.I asked for my friend Raichel and was informed that she didn't work there any longer. Oh well strike two. I went to the mens room and my beer was waiting along with Showerhead's drink. We then heard from the bartender that it was three drinks for $20. WHAT???? OK one of us will have 2 and the other will have one since we are already here. NOPE he says that's EACH. Strike three..We kindly informed him that he could bend over and insert his dick up his ass and we left buying NOTHING. He wanted $40 from us to stay and the chica didn't even work there any more.
One more try...KAMUR... Well at least it was a little sanity. There were only about 20 customers in the place.We looked like the only Gringos.To me the quality of chicas looked significantly lower than when I used to visit there,but it was in fairness decent. Neither Showerhead or I were tempted into ANY extracurricular activities.

 

[CooJulueei]

I did the SC tour with Bulldog one night. While I had a great time with him I must say the clubs lacked something for me(hot chicas). I'm sure there have been times where a couple of clubs were outstanding but I'll probably avoid them til I hear consensus opinion that new talent has arrived. I wish I would have caught D'Pefulos(sp) a year or so ago when it was loaded.

 

[mkealuyqidzizgemw]

Looks like Tman is going to have to come back to town and have a conference with these strip club owners. Sounds like things have gone down hill fast since my last visit. Then again, maybe they just miss my financial participation and havent been able to keep up the quality I used to support when living there. :evil:

Now for sure I am going to have to revisit my Sleazeball Tour haunts and do a new review. Maybe the quality has gone to some other club we havent discovered yet? They HAVE to be working somewhere. What else are these cuties going to do for a living? Maybe a CRT consortium SHOULD buy Kamur if only to guarentee one consistant and reliable strip club in town with reasonable and full service. Hmmmm...

 

[auckerman01]

Ahhhhh yes..Raichel, what a magnificant set of tits. Sorry to hear she is gone, but it's a small world when you have a pair of juggs like that, I'm sure you will run into her somewhere. 8) You need to quit hanging around Showerhead, the prices always go up when he's around, I'm actually surprised he stayed out later than 8:30 pm. :

When I was there with you back in January we only paid for the drinks for the girls and we were not pressured into buying a minimum of drinks for ourselves because they honored our CRT cards. I guess we got lucky or it just shows the inconsistency of these clip joints. :evil:

 

[Caribou Lou]

What the heck is Showerhead doing down there much less staying out late with VB? Thought he'd be there in less than 2 weeks, guess he couldn't wait... You guys should find Gamlinman tonight and take him to Pantera Rosa for a quickie. :twisted: