surrey review

[Rachie]

alright i've looked for a long time now its time to post. I'm new to this but i've visited alley cats once and serenity 3 times in the last two months cats was all right saw a heavier girl named kelli started off with a lame massage lost of stuff she wouldn't do no cowgirl or lfk but she had a nice attitude but wouldn't shut up during sex kinda got me thrown off my game the place seemed alright but don't have much to compare it too! Serenity seems to be hit and miss can't recall any one girls name although i've been goin there to try to run into a girl named paris a buddy saw her and said she was fun. The services i've got from serenity were all pretty mechanical though and just got the job done i hope to find some real fun girls around the surrey area cause i'm not really into driving for a lay

 

[Positive Rodent]

I've been to serenity. I like the way it is set up. Funny though, I can't remember the girls name i was with either. hmm.. must be something in the water??

 

[Pompal 09.]

alley cats and serenity are not the best of surrey - try a bit further east at Lotus or Famous - IMO better girls and service by far

 

[Duke Powerhand]

has anyone tried red chamber

 

[Joe_Lover Nyc Girl.]

yup been to red chamber still my favouright place most of the girls are really good. cici i've seen a few times not my favoright one there but does give a good massage only likes missenary and does the cbj with warm water.
the other girls are more giving and let you have a more pleaserable time
red for 45 min for the room and a brown for the tip and maybe a green too. the girls don't seem to pushy and I haven't seen gordon at the door for a while, may be just the time i go, give it a go and let me know I've been a few times and get treated well, the rooms are so so but all have showers and they are clean

 

[Spunk!]

I decided to de-lurk and give my 2 cents on the Surrey parlours. I've been to both Serenity and Ally Cats but I always felt that the services provided were sub par and basically a mechanical money grab. Never been to Lotus, but Red Chamber provided me with a more than pleasant surprise. I had been once before and saw CoCo, an older Chinese girl, she was decent enough looking but her massage was rushed and her service was a bit expensive for her lack of enthusiasm at 1 brown and 3 greens, but it was better than the other rubs so I thought I’d go back again.

The next time I went they set me in the room and the girls paraded through. The usual older Chinese girls, one young one, then a white girl. Her smile was sexy and she looked like she had a decent rack so I thought I’d give her a go. She said her name was Elizabeth and she was from Poland, her accent had me hard within seconds. She gave me an excellent full body massage for about 20 minutes before she asked me if I wanted to “play”. I asked how much and was quoted 1 brown and 1 green for full, score, I figured even if she sucked at least it was cheap. She undressed and I was a bit disappointed to see her breasts were quite saggy and she had more than a few trashy tattoos, but other than that her body was fine. Big hips, small waist, strong legs, it was time to get my groove on. The warm up was top quality, she really knew how to treat my member and the cbj was impressive. Aside from lip kissing and greek she didn’t seem to have any restrictions. I started on top then she asked me if I wanted to change positions so I went in from behind, then we switched to her riding me, and a word of caution, she is damn good up there! Her snatch was hot and tight and I clipped it within seconds of her bouncing on it. After that she told me that we still had a few minutes and asked if she could give me more of a massage! I asked her if she wanted to shower with me so we hopped in and she proceeded to wash me, chest, back, arms and legs, I felt like a King. Her demeanour throughout the whole hour was nice and relaxed, I never once felt she didn’t want to be there. At the end I didn’t have any smaller bills so I handed her an extra green and she gave me a big hug and kiss and thanked me for being so much fun!?

I was totally blown away by the high quality of her service and seemingly genuine attitude and can’t wait till payday so I can go back to see her. If you guys are tired of the money hungry mech dolls and are looking for a change of pace, this girl is a real gem, I’d highly recommend her.

-Drew

 

[Michelle G]

i like ally cats i have tryed almost all the girls there but my fave is young hottie breeanna she comes off so sweet and kind but knows how to get down to work!!!! i have been to serenitys but there never anygirls that i like i dont like girls who to skiny or too big i like girls with a lil meat!!!~ and a nice big hanfull of tities and a nice ass so i ussually have better luck at allycats the other day when i was in there they r making a web site they have signs up anyways im excited to see it it gonna be www.allycatsbodyrub.com it will up soon ........................ i never tryed red chamber or any of that not realy into asians so ya

 

[Rachelle]

Though this poster only has 1 post, this particular one passes my test for being a bonafide non-shill review. Congratulations!

 

[Michellie-Belle]

as opposed to mr homer who dredged up the thread from 2005 for his promo.

 

[KIKGASKAHNE]

looks like their site is up now - its alleycatsbodyrub.com
breanna does look nice and sweet!!!! i like my girls tall and withq a bit of meat!!-- jasmin looks hot!!! any insite?

 

[keani]

i havent seen her i like girls with meat too just not too much
:confused those pics r nice it dosent do some girls any justice though!!!!!!!! its www.alleycatsbodyrub.com

 

[Gigi the teeth]

that's cool. to each his own but the rest of us outside of surrey prefer spinners instead of girls who looked like they've been eating out of a trough. sorry, i'm not trying to be mean and i know not everybody likes spinners but i glanced at the website, i'm not the least bit impressed with any of them.

 

[hunk110]

I too have been to serenity and alley cats !! serenity is hit and miss ive been seeing better looking girls theses days at ally cats (new faces)!! i like girls that look a little exotic . At ally cats I have seen( [Breanna]) lots . Also Lexy there both younger and have very nice figures !!! Breanna is Latina, nice service, and nice tits sexy tanned skin ,( 10 out 10 on the bj)!!!!Lexy appears to be white very busty fake tits (very nice ones), outgoing , (10 out of 10 on ridding), All around good attitudes so lately I have just been going to alley cats the line up there is looking good theses days!!! but i also travel down to Vancouver some times if my regular girls are not working and try la'merge ?? don't remember the girls names i have seen there but they also have a nice line of girls most of the time if you are wanting to go to Vancouver( there is a Spanish girl there too i want to see her cant remember her name????

 

[ianvreugdenhil]

Thanks for the review "Paul". I have been to Alley Cats and they do indeed look like they eat out of a trough, as one pooner mentioned in an above thread. I turned and walked.

I also pulled up your posting history, "Paul" and EVERY SINGLE POST you have written has been one with Alley Cats in the title, and always on the defensive. It only took a second to realize this. There have been other "Pauls" too, always enjoying their time at Alley Cats and writing about how wonderful the girls are.

If your business is hurting because your girls are fat fuck rip off artists then it is time for you to improve your business instead of relying on shills and scams, and you do have a history of scams.

As for the rest of you eforum.xxxites, avoid this one like hot diarrhea, unless you like getting conned by fat slow-witted junkie surrey chicks.

How stupid do you think we are!?!?

Get a life!

Panther

 

[jade scarlette :)]

Alley cats is located in one of the worst spots in the GVRD. your car can get stolen or broken into. as you leave theres families of vagabond that stand next to your car threatening to call the cops unless you give some cash (atleast 5 dollars). dont go to alley cats, instead try serenity.

 

[Carmen]

you guys are funny as ive read no one can take a good review on alley cats?? i dont like fat girls or ones that look like there using so there you go...........

 

[twilight]

http://alleycatsbodyrub.com is the correct one.

 

[just being honest]

YOU CALL THAT PIECE OF SHILL GARBAGE A REVIEW?!?!?!? I wouldn't even wipe my ass with it!!

Be gone Troll!

Panther

 

[shevy]

i wrote a review in lexy and breanna and no one cares i was just saying that thats who i have been seeing these day nice girls there both young sexy and BOTH have nice tits there both good for me but its ok ill have them all my self!!! in fact im gonna go see lexy right now !!! cheers guys keep pooning who u like and i will do the same!!!

 

[C_LAYS]

Dude, you write like a girl. If in fact you're not a girl, give us all a blow by blow account of your fabulous "experience", or any other girl you may have seen. Inquiring minds want to know.

Panther