Here's what I want from a strip club. Others will disagree or have differing needs:
1. Free admission with CRT V.I.P. card and first drink free.
2. Music loud enough to be fun, but low enough to allow conversations with the chicas. Kamur had the right idea here.
3. Fairly-priced chica drinks, private dances and on-site services.
Price for everything must be standard and vailable on a printd price list/menu. No price switching/upselling (Pantera Rosa), no "gringo tax" (le Grillon and others).
4. Clean and comfortable, with good club chairs.
5. Naked oiled midgets (okay, that's a stretch...)
I wish I had a 1k colones note for everytime I've had to tell a taxista "No gracias" more than twice during a single cab ride. Often, I've had to go from being polite to a bit angry, simply because the cabbie wouldn't take "no" for an answer. And once, I got take on a joyride by a taxista who was angry that I refused to go to the club.