The sleeper of all MP acronyms.......

[Satan Claws]

The BFE.

My dad The Garyboy and I were just discussing Ref's excellent thread on GFE's and PSE, and it got us to talking about how the BFE's fit into the mix.

Garyboy says that BFE's are all about delivering the goods. Which according to The Garyboy means giving your MPA's world class moustache rides, treating them to the Esalen Technique, and being a physical specimen they'd occasionally fantasize about while they masturbate at home.

I think BFE's satisfy their emotional needs more than their physical needs. To me a BFE is one the MPA's can talk about their fave shows with, share their feelings with, know the guy won't be upset when she's riding the crimson wave because he's just their for her wonderful personality and company.

After I gave my BFE definition, Garyboy instantly bitch-slapped me, and said "If you knew how to give a world class moustache ride like me, you'd know what a real BFE is all about. Fuck off. I'm sick of looking at you"

Which brings me to writing this thread.

Who do you think has the more accurate BFE definition? Me or The Garyboy?

PS Why would anyone do drugs when they can just slide?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah, he's pretty wild.

Last night I caught him doing a set of squats in the nude, while screaming "BODYSLIDING IS FUCKING AWESOME!"

 

[Noe diaz- weaver]

Rusty, check out the movie - The Wedding Date with Debra Messing, girl from Will & Grace. I don't like whiny girls but found this to be a good rental movie, perhaps our MP experience?

Quote:
Nick, the BFE, "Close your eyes. Close your eyes. Close... your... eyes. You're safe. You can relax. I'm not going to kiss you. He's gonna be so sorry he lost you, so stop worrying. Forget the past. Forget the pain. And remember what an incredible woman you are. You do that and he'll realize what he lost"

Kit, the client, "Holy crap. You're worth every penny."


And, "... every woman gets the exact love life, good or bad, that she wants..."

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah, that's a really romantic movie.

I love the part when Nick takes Kit out apple picking and says to her Kit, why would anyone drop acid when they can spend an afternoon apple picking with you?"

Probably one of the most romantic scenes in the history of romantic scenes.

 

[Miniver]

Naw Rust, you forgot the most romantic movie of all time.

The scene in Titanic when Jack and Rose are in the water after the
sinking and Jack lets Rose hog the whole door in which she is using
as a life preserver. He doesn't even boot her ass off it or tell her
to share a little of it with him so he doesn't freeze his ass off or get
eaten by a shark. He just lets her sing and float and sing and dream
while he turns into a popsicle. Now that's love!! Your ready to die
only 40 hours after meeting a woman on a boat. C'mon, name
another movie in which a man sacrifices so much in so little time other
than in Titanic!

 

[Nesha]

Is that movie with the guy who played Luke on Growing Pains?

 

[Kelli M]

Sorry, the show Growing Pains was more like a sleeping pill for
me, and Alan Thicke always got on my nerves.

It's Leo, Leonardo Dicaprio, Rust, you of all people (TV & movie trivia
guy) should of known that. Did you drink your carrot juice today?

 

[??Sophie??]

This review sounds very romantic. I bet the candles were citrusy and the bubble bath smelled like freshly picked strawberries.

http://massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=95015

I especially like how he described this part.

"Of course business was taken care of first, but it didn't affect the mood at all. The hot tub was inviting and beckoned for us to have a dip. At this point I had lowered the lights and left the room to a steady flicker from two candles surrounding the tub. Like a mermaid, she began to slide her body all over mine while being flooded over with bubbles. This was amazing in itself and I really didn't want to get out, but no one likes to get all pruney after being in the water for too long. We dried each other off and we found each other on the bed."

I can picture Daryl Hannah as Eva and Alan Alda as Phnine.

 

[-_-]

Rusty: Garyboy doesn't know shit from shinola!

You and I (and Spode) KNOW that BFE is all about the cuddling, with a sprinkling of Esalen technique.

 

[DeathClub.]

I can't believe you didn't like Pains Of The Growing Variety. Eddie, Mike, and Boner were absolutely hilario.

Did you like the movie with Luke from Pains Of The Growing Variety where that boat sinks and he falls in love with that girl from The Wonder Years?

 

[rare pokemon hunter]

You're probably right, but Garyboy's confidence and the fact that he slides like a champ is more than enough to get him world class sessions.

 

[Pompal 09.]

You're right! Usually you're with a woman a lot longer than that before you're prepared to kill yourself!

Of course, the most unbelievable part of the movie is when she threw the priceless amulet away into the water..............

 

[Jack S]

I know. The poor guy who spent 2+ years searching and diving and
risking his life for the neclace when she just pulls it out and drops it
into the sea. Like, "Here Jack, you can be remembered by the neclace
my ex-fiance gave to me under the pretense that we were going to be
married and I never returned it to him, but I'll drop it into the sea for
a dead guy I just met, even though I promised to marry Cal first and
then I suddenly changed my mind and dumped the guy.
Rose could of least made a deal with the guy to have the diamond
placed in a museum for others to cherish the history of the diamond, and
still have remembered Jack and dropped the sketch of her that Jack
made into the water instead. But, again, it was a movie based on facts
and fiction all rolled into one. I guess it was to show us movie watchers
how deep her love for him was by dropping a 10 million dollar stone into
the water to remember her lover. Something which I guess, made
millions of women around the world teary eyed and in constant hope
of finding such an impossible love like that. Cest la vie!

 

[Seth]

And then there are, Before Sunrise and After Sunset. Two strangers with chemistry. No sex. Just a light kiss.

 

[brazil201]

RS, you would've died if you saw the taller version of Dicap @ suburian Milan mall. The fellow was literally a GQ mag cover with his light grey designer suit. He has a boyish face, the red-blush and warm smile stopped many, even elderly ladies, as he walk-by. I couldn't helped but get a second look myself, thinking many MPA would have screamed at the sight of this guy.

 

[Tysine]

Let's not get carried away. Luke from Growing Pains is an attractive guy, but he's no Frank Sepe.

 

[lalCauracig]

Although looks can be an instant attraction, unfortunately, too many
good looking people have terrible personality's. I don't care how
drop dead gorgeous someone is, if the impression of their
personality is arrogant, rude, obnoxious, self-important etc...
I have no interest.
I remember about maybe 5-6 years ago Eros Ramazotti was here in
T.O. for a concert. I thought the guy was so handsome. But in an
interview I'd seen after the concert, his attractiveness went right out
the window as the personality was crapola. He acted like he was
god's gift to women, and he was rude to the reporter. Like she
was a stumbling block for something more important he had to do.
I hate it when anybody thinks that they are
too good for something. Being humble is one of the hottest looks
you can carry.

As Jennifer Aniston would
say, "There is a sensitivity chip missing"!

 

[Miss-Cheif]

I don't look anything like Alan Alda...okay maybe a little...LOL

 

[noble8fold]

I thought the same until I realized someone bumped a really old thread. Talk about a letdown.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Is it bad to bump old threads?