time for some reviews

[Dan W]

Been a lurker for a while and thought it was time to share some experiences.
Keep in mind these will go back as far as late 2005 and names and places have been changed to protect the innocent. ( not really, just bad at remembering names lol )

1- Purely Majestic.
First time pooning. had no idea what to expect and therefore was not dissapointed. Beautiful girl, made me very comfortable. She offered FS, naturally I accepted. Nice room and couldn't hear the guy next door ( always a plus ). Would've gone back if the location was better. Had to hire a kid to watch the car while I was upstairs.

2- Mystic
Very busy parking lot. Makes you a little nervous walking in. Once inside it was very nice. Comfy couch. Mints in a bowl ( nice touch that ). Was greeted by a lovely but slightly older lady and was taken to the room right next to the waiting area. Lay down, shower and undress ( not in that order ) and wait for 15 minutes. Waiting time interrupted 4 times, each by a different lady letting me know it will only be a few minutes more. finally same lady who greeted me originally arrives and without further ado strips down herself. Had a great time after that. I think her name was Cheyenne or Dakota or something like that. Extremely friendly and personable. enjoyed FS with reverse and digits. great experience.

3- Mystic
wanted to see Cheyenne or whate-ever her name was and was told she wasn't working that day. Was introduced to a 30ish ( maybe 40 ) asian lady named May ( I think ). Again few formalities. I wore my best birthday suit for the occasion and I quickly found that she did too. Much better than average massage, except she kept wanting to go for my balloon knot. Decided on FS and was not dissapointed. Very vocal lady without sounding cheap or fake ( it was, but didn't sound like it ).

4- Carrie's VIP
Heard good things and wanted to try it out. Not a great place. Needs some serious remodeling. Opted for the jacusi and was joined my a very nice ladie who's name escapes me. We talked while playing in the tub about her car accident and all the damage done to her leg. Not a big turn on talking about a serious car accident. Switched subject to her new boobs which I agreed felt great. Not great service after that. Mediocre massage and only one position cause her leg wouldn't allow for anything else.

5- Heavens
Walk in and there is the blonde from Majestic ( see 1 ). Wanted to see her again but not at Majestic. My lucky day I thought. Wrong. She did remember me, which was nice. But any enthusiam she had before was now lacking. Should have stayed home with my flesh light.

6- Executive
close to home and no-one else open. Not much choice. Weird place. walked in and got a choice of one of 6 different ladies who were all sitting in a back room eating noodles and watching tv. Naturally I choose the youngest looking one and was taken to a room. Turns out young girl did not speak english so the lady in charge asked if I wanted her as well. She told me only $ more for both of 'em. great choice. Nude massage by both at the same time. PLay with one while ridding the other. English speaking lady kept saying I was king and can do what I pleased. So I did. Best experience I have had so far.

That ends part one.
Stay tuned as more experiences are relayed.
same poon time.
same poon channel.

 

[Jebediah S]

Thanks for the intel.

 

[KING OF BANANAS]

Wow a new member with a real review. A nice change over the shills, and trolls of the past week or two.

Great post b944 and welcome aboard!

 

[lagaria]

Great start. Interesting about Executive. That is the thing about going to a MP studio, the YMMV needle goes off the scale.

So, are you sure you haven't seen Manhattan Magda?

Lance

 

[Crow T. Robot]

Fantastic review! Hard to believe it was your first. So are you still into only the MP's or have your graduated? If only MP's I can make a few recommendations for you. I don't visit them anymore.....well......hardly ever.......but there are still a few gems out there.

Stud.

 

[britt. (:]

Glad to hear you had a good experience at Executive. I've been twice with little success.

 

[Valdis K]

I've had some lovely encounters with both Joni and Brandi, but my work schedule leaves very little room for planning in advance. It's ussually a spur of the moment thing and SP's tend not to work that way. Besides, I work nights and the time I have is before work and I'm sure that if I were to spend 2 hours with Pam ( on my to do list if I ever build up the nerve LOL ) I would be in no shape to work 12 hours after that.

Just an update, part two of the list will be out tomorrow morning. As well as a review of Joni and Brandi in the escorts section.

 

[Horseplay#9]

Calgary Massage parlors, Thanks for the reviews but dont get me started, especially if you have been to Edmonton or Toronto.

Calgary - No websites at all, if there are they show nice shots of the rooms? (like we give a shit) and important things like the location & hours,WTF? NO shots of the staff, why even bother. Very very few ladies under 30, hell not many under 40!! what gives with this city??? I dont get it.

Edm, Mtl, T.O. Van - Great websites with girls schedules and photos, tons of great looking girls and tons in that 18-30 range that is nearly non-existant in cowtown (no pun intended lol) Walk in there at anytime and usually 3 or 4 nice looking girls to book some time with.

The fact that you found a couple of good experiences....I am impressed, Actually good for you for putting in the effort & Every so often I do the same, but normally Im not there where I am looking for a little session with someone that looks like a friend of my moms with a cigarette hangin over while she gives me a half assed massage, been there..swore off it. With one maybe 2 noteable exceptions. Nuff said Better to spend time with girls from calgaryvip, daisys or visitors then settle for less than ya like IMHO

Sometimes you set the bar too high
well better luck next time - Oleander

 

[Jan Brady]

OK.. part 2

7- Carie's VIP
Went back to Carrie's and was greeted by a very lovely young lady. ( boy was I surprised, young! ). Great service, fantastic personality, and a gorgeous body to boot. Unfortunately will not go back as the the prices are outrages there for the tacky over-lit rooms. Prices seem to be higher than most SD in town and just not worth it.

8- Heavens
Back to heavens we go. Girl from first visit wasn't working ( she was very nice and I thought maybe I caught her on a bad day last time ). Did meet a very lovely black girl with perhaps the best personality I have experienced to date. She was a little bit larger than I prefer, but her massage technique made up for that in spades. Found out that she was a registered massage therapist but enjoyed this more. Enjoyed the best CBJ I have ever received and was unfortunately unable to enjoy anything else after that. Have tried many times to see her again but they were either closed or she wasn't there.

9- Mystic
Was in the neighborhood and thought I'd like to see May again. was informed that she was fired. OK, no problem, girl that was working seemed nice so I took the plunge. Mediocre massage which left me opting for the topless CBJ. Not bad technique there but when the top came off I heard a double thud as her tattas hit the floor. Amazing how many stretch marks a 20 something could have. thanks god the lights were low. Haven't been back since.

10- Pyramid
'Nough said. STAY AWAY. For the love of god, just say no. No showers in the room, windows in the door. Noise travels in that place like a fart in church. Said sorry and declined the service. Ran to car and peeled out of the lot.

11- Club Yelena
Terrible location with a bar right next door. Heard they are using a back entrance now but don't quote me on that. After running for my life from Pyramid just earlier that day I really needed to relax and remove that panic sweat from my body so I opted for the jacussi. Nice room.. really nice. Seperate washroom en-suite was a nice touch. I would have been happy with the bloond that took me to the room, so imagine my surprise when a drop dead gorgeous asian girl comes in to the room and introduces herself as May. ( seem to be an awfull lot of asian girls named May at MP's ) OK massage , followed by an some body slide, 69, and FS. great experience. Went back once but it seems she moved on. Haven't been back for any reason other than it is too far out of my way.

12- Legit massage on 17th ave and 5th st.
Actually went for a real massage seeing I pulled my back at work. OK looking asian girl, probably mid 30's gave a very competent and professional massage.
Unfortunately I was sporting a little wood when I rolled over. apologized to the nice lady and closed eyes in shame. Low and behold, a little teasing led to a very nice and unexpected BJ. Have not returned as I believe it was a once in a lifetime event.

13- Executive
What can I say. I like the place. This time had a great time with a lady with limited command of the english language. This time the english speaking lady walked in and asked how much i wanted to pay. strange, but not alarming in that place. Executive seems to be in it's own little sphere of reality sometimes, but then again, so am I. I gave an very low figure, 30% lower than avarage elsewhere and was not refused. Had a great time, the broken english was kind of fun when trying to communicate my wants and needs. After a very energetic performance on her part we shared a nice shower and bid adiue.

14- Executive
I did say I like the place, didn't I? This time I met May ( what? Another asian named May?) Older lady close to my own age. Very friendly and funny. She really thinks of nothing else but your pleasure. This experience was so pleasurable I actually tipped her an additional 50 in appreciation. Will repeat without hesitation.

Pretty sure I missed some. If I did they were forgetable and nothing lost.
Will post a review of some SD's in the appropriate section shortly.

 

[inspike]

Could you also advice $ for these places?

 

[?KayT?]

I honestly can't remember the individual pricing. Although other than at Carie's I have never payed more than $$40 for fs.

 

[Pyewacket]

My favorite review so far was number 12......what did you tip for that service?

Stud.

 

[Yellowdog]

does the legit place on 17th ave and 5th street even exist anymore?

 

[GBro]

I had no cash as I was not expecting a cash service. So I ended up paying the 80 bucks for the massage by debit and that was it LOL.. even got a comp receipt.

 

[mechvegas]

Haven't been in the area for a while. Was above the 7-11 and was called Asian Massage.

 

[soccergurl1994]

Welcome to the boards blade. Man I think all of us daydream about review #12. I thought that stuff only happens on penthouse letters. Thanks for the reviews though. I look forward to more especially when you start venturing over the sp's. That's where the real fun is. Unless you're as adventurous as Slim. In any case, thanks and your off to an awesome start.

 

[Mr. Aks]

Well, the penny jar is almost full again and am really leaning towards a SP experience this time. Looks like my options are limited though. I Drive nights and never get off work the same time twice in a row. So after work is not an option unless 5 am is ok and the smell of diesel is a turn on lol. Before work is good but only for incall and that eliminates a great deal of the providers I would be interested in meeting. On top of that I would be interested in at least 2 to 3 hours on a first meet simply for me to get relaxed and get to know the girls first. And further-more, I don't think anybody would want to be on the road with me driving a semi after spending 3 hours with some of the amazing girls in calgary.

any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Doctor]

Now blade if you are referring to girls who like the smell of diesel then I'm sorry, can't help you there. Never heard of a girl who had a diesel smelling fetish. LOL just kidding mate, I'm sure you didn't mean that.

Gee, honestly, there are too many great girls on this board to even begin and really it's completely up to whatever kind of girl you like.
I think the best place to start is to search for "top sp's" or something to that effect. But just read all the reviews and check out who's posting on the general discussion board and you'll get a feel for which sp's are respected. I don't even want to mention names because it's completely subjective and I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings on this board. But to answer your question as to who has incalls, that might be easier to answer. Here's a sample but by no means is it exhaustive.

Lexi
Tess
Brandi
Teal
Hannah
Vivian Saint
Calgary Jenn
Nicole
Many of the sp's who visist out of town like:
Sineh
Jasmin Thai
Asian Stephanie
Many of the montreal girls at E-C etc.
Bijou
If you're lucky: Heidi or Madison

I'm sure I'm missing a whack load of people but do searches on them and you'll be off to the races mate.

Wicker

 

[Pompal 09.]

Pam is definately number one on my list for wanting to meet.
Followed in a close race by Lexi, Tess and Jasmin Thai.
I will have to try my luck and see what happens. Problem is ( and the reason for MP's up till now ) is that I am not able to give a lot of notice.

thanks for the info

 

[meemee]

cmon you cannot forget Mia when it comes to massage. Sure no FS but she is a very attractive young lady with an amazing body on her.

http://www.canadaadultfun.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9174

Nuff Said,

RB