To: Seduction, From: Your Loyal Fan Base

[Essem]

Dear Seduction Management,

As a long time loyal member of your spa, I would like to make a few recommendations to further seperate you from other spas. This is not meant to be an attack or public bashing, I made this post because I know you value feedback on this forum and listen to your customers!

1) Spread out your appointments: This is especially important for some of your busier attentendents like Lorena, Shina, Kali etc. They often get burnt out with no breaks for hours at a time, it would be nice for the girls to have more time in between to freshen up, get relaxed and ready for their next appointment. This should result in better service and possibly even hygene/mood considering how some of them are running around these days. Not to mention us having to wait out front because the the previous guy ran late and bumped everyone up.

2) Put out mouth wash/mints: Similar to flirt, individual sized mouth washes and mints just make sense knowing most girls provide dfk (can't be that much $, considering what you make off the door fees) . If not for us, Im sure the girls would appreciate it! Happier less irrated/turned off girls = happier customers who keep coming back.

3) Stop false advertising: Riah and Evie for example are not East Indian (could list off another 8-9 examples, but you get the point). I understand that some girls prefer to be listed a specific background to lure in a specific type of clientel that looks for exactly that, but the customer suffers when they book expecting one thing, but end up receiving another. Just a pet peeve of mine thats cost me some money and regret over the years.

4) Spread out your talent: The girls working at your Keele location are far superior to the Airport location (only time I even visit the Airport now is when they have a former Keele girl on schdule). At Airport standard prices for extras appear to go up along with restrictions and service down (specifically in the sensuality department, girls just don't appear to be enjoying what they do at airport like they do at keele - one location feels transactional, other feels GFE). Just saying, you can wipe out srm, allure, hfh, bluelagoon everyone on the west end if you could somehow mimic the Keele location. Make it happen.

5) Scale back on the Drug/Alcohol consumpion: Im not lobbying to eliminate drugs and alcohol at your establishment, but put in measures to limit the consumption. Send girls who look like zombies home for example. Every couple sessions i get a dead fish who's totally out of it which ruins my night (no need to mention names, you know who they are - avoid the eventual backlash and just prevent it from ever happening again).

6) Expand your loyalty program: Similar to srm, allow registered members to rate the attendents and leave comments on your website after the session (which you can screen before posting and control the type of content you wish to make public). With idiots on forums increasingly making false claims/reccomendations, this allows your customers to see credible verified ratings from real cuatomers when deciding who to book. Also will give management valuable information about their staff, holds the girls accountable while simontaniously rewarding the good ones in a big way. Its a win-win

7) Talk to Stephnie!: Last but not least, I saved my best suggestion for last. Somehow.. Someway, persuade your best receptionist to become an attendent! If youre reading this Stephanie make the switch! I never beg, but I will for this one

Disclaimer: This is in no way shape or form an attack or attempt to disrupt business. Seduction is by far my favorite spa (tied with Premier). We spend a lot of time on here partaking in meaningless banter, why not put out something that would benefit all parties involved and see if this market leader is willing to listen to its shareholders. Customers, here's your opportunity to speak out, provide your thoughts/opinions and either agree, disagree or bring up other valuable talking points.

Balls in your court Seduction.

 

[StallionGuy87]

Truth spoken.

 

[Stoo]

Solid recommendations IMHO. I love the place as well, but there's always room to cement your lead as the top spa.

I know those little mouth wash bottles get pricey, so buy big bottles and some little paper cups!

Regarding the booze etc., a tipsy girl is fun, a wasted one is a waste of money and potentially dangerous for both parties. I almost walked out of a session last fall. The attendant was a no show, then late, then later. When we finally got together in the room, she looked like death. She excused herself, came back about 6 or 7 minutes later, full of beans and ready to go. She wasn't quite wiping the powder off her nose, but it must have been close. All in all, a shorter session than I'd paid for, but still fun.

 

[dasmiguy]

I've only gone to this place once, and that was at the start of July. The room I was in had Listerine mouth wash so I assumed that all the rooms did. Damn

 

[imthedude]

Ok BALS IN MY COURT - get it!!
1- who are you to tell a biz show to run? - do you riun your own biz - do you know how - do you know all the personal dynamics involved or are you thionking of yourself only/ - like TWF - YYOU KNOW SOMETHING THEY DONT? - then shUT the fuck up YOU PUSSY WIMP!!! -
2- yuo attch door fees to breath mints -0 are you fuckinm lame or what -
3- true - libe and learn- eveyone hasd to go through this - rite of passgae-
4- oh oh - owners take advantage of whales like me - let them book girls where the money is - in essence this is biz - not j date- fukkkkkkkkk
5- good lucjk with that - lame number 5 TBH
69- again, good luck with that - a perosnl biz like this has no set rules really - go with the flow - if not - take your biz elsewher and stop your baby tears....
(cuz i love 69).......
7- your deeal only!
8- like already - if you aint at her house - you aint nothing bruhhh- take yuor 140 and go to the casion

Today must be opposite day because I agree with Essem and disagree with Caliguy; I think there are a lot of solid suggestions here. Also, this is an unusually typo-rich post from you, CG, were you drunk when you posted lol

 

[Essem]

Today must be opposite day because I agree with Essem and disagree with Caliguy; I think there are a lot of solid suggestions here. Also, this is an unusually typo-rich post from you, CG, were you drunk when you posted lol

It's all good caliguy is entitled to his opinion just like everyone else. I anticipated a lot more criticism when posting this thread, it comes with virtually anything you post nowdays. I'm surprised BigPapi hasn't chimed in yet the way he's been stalking my posts as of late

 

[Toomanymiles]

Bro I think you are expecting too much from a whore house.

 

[Dongo]

In my experience over the years, it is a combination of elements that make for the best, repeatable sessions.
The spa has to be up to a standard that you are good with, the MPA has to be attractive to you and willing and able to provide the service(s) to want, the room amenities add to the experience.
Flirt for me was a perfect example. I had a regular MPA (retired) there that rocked my world for a long time, the room - shower, etc. were beautiful. The amenities are classy.
The only thing not the ultimate were the towels, SRM has the best towels but that is it.
Premiere is great for service, and the rooms are ok, but the towels are second rate and lack of spa provided amenities create a non standard room to room. The great rooms at Pure and Perla are provisioned by the MPA using that room that day .... no consistency. S9 is a whole other story.
Also if you turn up the lights, the maintenance of the doors and general cleaning should be better, dust buildup, dirty lights, clocks not adjusted since the last time change, etc.

 

[BigPapi]

Don't make me be captain obvious up in this bitch......

Replace those bottles of OIL with LUBE!!!! Motherfucker aint no one gettin no massages up in that bitch. Girls be trying to lube up your dick with spit for 45 mins while that bottle of oil collecting dust and cobwebs.

 

[Mr.420]

How about not having 3-4 mpa’s loitering outside going for smokes? Or sitting outside smoking sitting by and taking up parking spots and getting almost hit when we are trying to park?? How discreet is this place want to be??

 

[Markman2021]

Dear Seduction Management,

As a long time loyal member of your spa, I would like to make a few recommendations to further seperate you from other spas. This is not meant to be an attack or public bashing, I made this post because I know you value feedback on this forum and listen to your customers!

1) Spread out your appointments: This is especially important for some of your busier attentendents like Lorena, Shina, Kali etc. They often get burnt out with no breaks for hours at a time, it would be nice for the girls to have more time in between to freshen up, get relaxed and ready for their next appointment. This should result in better service and possibly even hygene/mood considering how some of them are running around these days. Not to mention us having to wait out front because the the previous guy ran late and bumped everyone up.

2) Put out mouth wash/mints: Similar to flirt, individual sized mouth washes and mints just make sense knowing most girls provide dfk (can't be that much $, considering what you make off the door fees) . If not for us, Im sure the girls would appreciate it! Happier less irrated/turned off girls = happier customers who keep coming back.

3) Stop false advertising: Riah and Evie for example are not East Indian (could list off another 8-9 examples, but you get the point). I understand that some girls prefer to be listed a specific background to lure in a specific type of clientel that looks for exactly that, but the customer suffers when they book expecting one thing, but end up receiving another. Just a pet peeve of mine thats cost me some money and regret over the years.

4) Spread out your talent: The girls working at your Keele location are far superior to the Airport location (only time I even visit the Airport now is when they have a former Keele girl on schdule). At Airport standard prices for extras appear to go up along with restrictions and service down (specifically in the sensuality department, girls just don't appear to be enjoying what they do at airport like they do at keele - one location feels transactional, other feels GFE). Just saying, you can wipe out srm, allure, hfh, bluelagoon everyone on the west end if you could somehow mimic the Keele location. Make it happen.

5) Scale back on the Drug/Alcohol consumpion: Im not lobbying to eliminate drugs and alcohol at your establishment, but put in measures to limit the consumption. Send girls who look like zombies home for example. Every couple sessions i get a dead fish who's totally out of it which ruins my night (no need to mention names, you know who they are - avoid the eventual backlash and just prevent it from ever happening again).

6) Expand your loyalty program: Similar to srm, allow registered members to rate the attendents and leave comments on your website after the session (which you can screen before posting and control the type of content you wish to make public). With idiots on forums increasingly making false claims/reccomendations, this allows your customers to see credible verified ratings from real cuatomers when deciding who to book. Also will give management valuable information about their staff, holds the girls accountable while simontaniously rewarding the good ones in a big way. Its a win-win

7) Talk to Stephnie!: Last but not least, I saved my best suggestion for last. Somehow.. Someway, persuade your best receptionist to become an attendent! If youre reading this Stephanie make the switch! I never beg, but I will for this one

Disclaimer: This is in no way shape or form an attack or attempt to disrupt business. Seduction is by far my favorite spa (tied with Premier). We spend a lot of time on here partaking in meaningless banter, why not put out something that would benefit all parties involved and see if this market leader is willing to listen to its shareholders. Customers, here's your opportunity to speak out, provide your thoughts/opinions and either agree, disagree or bring up other valuable talking points.

Balls in your court Seduction.

 

[Markman2021]

Stephanie is the hottest receptionist there well said 100

 

[Chubbypickle]

Who is the old Asian lady that stands under a tree sometimes and stares at the door?

 

[Essem]

How about not having 3-4 mpa’s loitering outside going for smokes? Or sitting outside smoking sitting by and taking up parking spots and getting almost hit when we are trying to park?? How discreet is this place want to be??

I usually book an appointment and go straight in, so find the girls loitering outside smoking a good thing because you can check out some of the new talent without seeing the lineup (which some of us rarely see anymore because we pre book our sessions). I've actually approached girls i.e. Olivia and Elle outside prior to going in (before I ever had a session with them) which sold me on booking them on my next visit. Use it to your advantage

 

[BigPapi]

I want to wade in. My recommendations:
- Please have piss jugs or pails available in every room.
- Please stock some anti fungal cream in the shower, because I often forget mine.
- Please place a few mirrors in the showers to make it easier for me to find and squeeze, my rectal pimples.
- Please provide razors and shaving cream in the shower so that I can make my
arm pits, ass and balls smooth like Ursus’s moms tits.
- Please provide dental floss in the room, because kissing with three day old
chedder cheese breath, is pretty gross.
- finally, please place a can of air freshener in the room, because no matter how hard I try to stop it, I always manage to leave a small, fetid, shit-ball on the massage table after I release a ripping fart.

By the way, I am booked tomorrow for a 90 min session with Leela.

HMMMMM..you're onto something here my fine feathered friend. Spas have no toilets..we all piss in the same showers.. touches all yallz feet when you walk in.. manz got feet fetishes...those feet transfer the piss to the bitches mouth.. manz love to dfk.. dont wash their feet before going into their house... you follow me?? HAHAHA

 

[Essem]

HMMMMM..you're onto something here my fine feathered friend. Spas have no toilets..we all piss in the same showers.. touches all yallz feet when you walk in.. manz got feet fetishes...those feet transfer the piss to the bitches mouth.. manz love to dfk.. dont wash their feet before going into their house... you follow me?? HAHAHA

Ok, so I guess Toilet's is now officially on the list (not sure whats worse, trying to enjoy a session with a disgusting toilet in the room, or thinking about what you just said the next time I step in that shower or kiss a girl).

Thank you two trolls for soo eloquently putting forth a half decent suggestion that my normal brain was not twisted enough to come up with.

 

[imthedude]

Who is the old Asian lady that stands under a tree sometimes and stares at the door?

A shy elderly lesbian? A retired MPA wistfully reminiscing about the many bodyslides she gave to KMT secret police? Just another looky loo?

 

[BigPapi]

Ok, so I guess Toilet's is now officially on the list (not sure whats worse, trying to enjoy a session with a disgusting toilet in the room, or thinking about what you just said the next time I step in that shower or kiss a girl).

Thank you two trolls for soo eloquently putting forth a half decent suggestion that my normal brain was not twisted enough to come up with.

 

[Essem]

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Good one. I'm really glad you understand sarcasm "my fine feathered friend". And now its my turn to ask you, "you follow me?? HAHAHA"

 

[big.sleeze]

Best thing seduction can do is stop hiring whores who don’t kiss and try to charge $80+ for cbj. Biggest waste of space. Those whores should go slash their wrists or drink bleach instead of trying to hustle us. Another thing seduction can do is openly tell us who does dfk, bbbj, and bbfs.