Top 10 Newfie Pickup lines

[Daniel John]

:clap : :clap : :clap
Awesomee.

 

[wqembubyivzilgetu]

4) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away. :sly:


Everytime I read this... I laugh. :

 

[Resaaa]

:lmao: lol :lmao:

 

[Lordex100]

:lmao: :lmao:

 

[Elisabeth C]

Lmfao!! :

 

[Allanas]

Blame it on Arlene, she sent me them. :

 

[Lori]

they made me lol :​

 

[Americanista *JC*]

lmfao. good post.

 

[dceebuxnibriksebh]

:clap:clap:clap:clap:clap

 

[ZeeCiq]

I am trying to eat my lunch, but every time I read that one I spit it out. Ive wasted a whole sandwhich because of you :lmao:

 

[brainvalinuam]

: :clap oh my god im laughing so hard! :

 

[AllonsStar]

Compliments of Arlene the crazy Newf. :

10) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

9) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. :clap

8) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

7) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

6) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.

5) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. :shock1:

4) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light
switch away. :sly:

3) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock. :sneaky:

2) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the
afternoon. LOLOLOL.

AND....

The number one pickup line is...........

1) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts
tighten up. :help:

I've added emotes to my favs. : :