Tour of Montreal Strip clubs

[Candice W]

i think if you stick with reliable agencies, you will almost always get the girl in the pic. they are pretty good with that, i never had a bait and switch over there.
its true that you wanna see the product in person, part of the attraction of doing SW's but overall its not worth it. if you do enough research, its very unlikely that you will be dissapointed with your purchase.

SKA

 

[deep]

It's very true. FS at a strip club is very rushed and cost the same as a GFE, but I think the incentive for some ppl is you actually see the product in person prior to purchase. I've been to a few providers up in Montreal where the pics were older or airbrushed and I was disappointed at how the girl actually looked.

 

[jeallytaita]

I was always fascinated bout going to the stip clubs and not sure what i was upto YMVV get it or not and end up spending $$$ for a rushed service if available , I then for that kind of $$$ i can get a known well revied GFE for sure ain nice location and i am sure what i am into.

 

[Danish]

thanks for the reviews. i will be sure to check these places out when i go back up there.

SKA

PS: FS at strip clubs is definately not worth it, you could get a hot escort for 180-200$ an hour, total GFE.

 

[loeujuuaiyriefebz]

I've been to Montreal a few times and here are some of my experiences:

Super Sexe/Super Contact - By far the worst one I've been to out there. The place felt like a gutted out Chinese restaurant (perfect if you're into it). There was a special that night for a bucket of beer (1/2 dozen) and you get a voucher for a free lapdance. Most of the chicks looked like crack hos with the exception of 1 curvy hottie my buddy (bday boy) decided to wait for her. Towards the end of the night, she came by, grabbed the voucher and walked off. Assuming he was getting his free dance, he followed. Turns out she redeemed the voucher for credit and went into the back to change. We usually wouldn't make a scene, but I was unhappy with the overall turnout so I went up to the dj and explained the situation to him. He seemed cool about it and he gave us back $15 (which, we took it as a discount for the beer). Don't let the flashing lights fool you, it ain't worth it.Solid Gold - Very big place. Typical ($5 cover, tip for the host) Served ($20 CAD) pitchers and did a number of stage shows. Chicks were decent but we didn't get to see any of them. Here's why. Being that it was our very first strip club out there we thought that we'd get seated and the girls would come to the scent of your American dollars. We were seated by the stairs to what we presumed was the LD area so we figure we get the perfect spot of check out the talent. sat there for close to an hour and not a single girl came by, we couldn't even ask a girl to sit with us. Fortunately the shows kept us entertained. But after seeing the roster start up again, we decided to leave for another venue - Kingdom. here's the key - turns out, the upstairs LD area was the VIP area. If we paid an extra $5 a head we could've gone upstairs where all the ladies were hustling. d'oh!!! So if you boys ever check out Solid Gold, definitely as for the VIP.Kingdom - Looks very seedy from the outside and it's upstairs a store front, but its a nice place, very "grand" type of decor. Typical admission. I probably had the most fun there. Paid for a show for our buddy (had him on stage and they performed a lez show into a stripper pole-off) and it was hilarious. Well worth the $220. The ladies were very talented. Every single one had pole skills that put NY dancers to shame. One buddy kept saying "Look! it's like a pre-requiste!" That is also where I learned that if you lay on the stage on your back with money in your mouth, the dancer will come and "earn" that tip. Needless to say, I left that place with nothing in my pocket.Kama Sutra - One of the more smaller venues. Very crowded seating and I can see it getting pretty congested in there. But the ladies. wow. The ladies were gorgeous. We went there on a slow night and one of them (Tiara) hung out with us all night. She didn't pressure us to get a LD or tip her for anything, she just said she wants to chill. Most of my buddies got LD's from other hotties while she chatted us up, so I told her that I'll spend some time with her. Took her back for a 4 songs ($80) and gave her a nice tip($50) for being so cool. btw, she's got the nicest racks I've ever felt. Definitely try to look for her if you go to Kama Sutra.Le Bar Gentlemen - I don't have too much info on this place, but it's far from the city, like 30-40 mins out. But it's a fs strip joint. I'm told it's $200 for fs but you gotta get a nut in 4 songs, which is ridiculous. Unless they're all Meatloaf's "I will do anything for love", I doubt it's possible. It was pretty empty and dark, but one of my buddies got a "dance" with one of the ladies. told us he got a cbj, doggy even a bit of greek to finish for $220. YMMV. I hear there's a few other places like this, but with escorts for about the same price for more time, I don't think this is worth it.You can find the addresses for the first three places here: http://www.montrealvip.com/stripclubs/mtl-strip-clubs.php

I'm going back again in the summer for a bachelor party so I will definitely come back with more info.

 

[Phoenix Trite]

just came back from another amazing Montreal trip.

didnt check out that many strip clubs this time, mostly went to Club Downtown, as usual they had a nice selection of girls, not as many as the last time though. the girls approach you and asked you to take them for a private dance which was nice.

just as i got there, this tall Brazilian chick Francheska come up to me, we talked for a while and she asked me if I wanted a private dance. Went upstairs and she was great, grinding on my lap and hugging me and all that. It was a great time. I wanted to do a take-out with this chick and did my best to take her back to the hotel but no luck, she says she doesn’t do escort type work. Too bad as I bet this girl would be freak in bed, she kept on rubbing and fingering her asshole as she was dancing. Damn..

Had her for like 3 songs, then did dances with a bunch of other girls who weren’t particularly memorable but good time nonetheless.

Also went to check out Café Cleopatra on Saturday night, it was around 7pm and the place was pretty dead. It is definitely in a seedier part of town and a lot of the girls looked busted. Out of the 12-15 girls there, only 3-4 were decent. This bar is much cheaper then downtown though, drinks are like $4, no cover and lapdances are $10 instead of $15.
The club sucks though, they only had a dancer on about 1 out of 3 songs, the rest of the time you are just sitting there. The girls don’t approach you for dances either and not many at a time are available for LD.

 

[tunbzowq]

Nice review. Going up there next weekend. Go Rangers!

 

[Enalleanofarp]

hello gents

just got back from the north country. checked out some clubs and here is what i found:

1) Kingdom - this place is on St.Laurant just above St. Catherine. pretty decent setup, a full contact club. i was there about 4-5pm on a saturday and it was pretty dead, as were other clubs in the area at this time.
the lapdance with full contact are $20 at this place and there was no cover in the afternoon, they probably have $5 cover during the night time. drinks are about $7.
there were 3 girls working at the time and only a few customers. 2 black chicks, one skinny one and one with a real nice ass and a Ukrainian girl. my friend got a LD from the Ukrainian girl, he said it was nice but she talke too much. i didnt get any LDs and we moved on soon

2) Place next door to Club DOwntown on St. Catherine
went there about 6pm. there were 6 girls working, mostly local montreal girls and others from canada. they were mostly spinner type, but this one girl from Calgary was real nice, with a great ass and a great set of natural tits. the LD's were $15 a song at this place and there was a $5 cover.
i got two lapdances from this gal and it was definately worth it, she really got into it, grinding her great ass into my cock. i was all over her titties and ass, she even allowed nipple and breast licking which was nice. beutiful tits, they felt great, thats what i miss in nj strip clubs, the titty grab. no touching of the punani, but thats the rule in most clubs in montreal.
so nice club overall, will return. drinks were kinda shitty, beer special of 2 beers for $8 was like two 7oz beer glasses which they didnt tell me before i ordered but whatever, i wasnt there for the beer.

3) CLub DOwntown on St. Catherine
i went to this place around 10pm on saturday, which is the prime time. a montreal canadiens game just finished and alot of fans came to the club after the game since its only 2blocks from the stadium.
anyway there were probably at least 30 girls in there. they were of all colors and nationalities so if you are looking for variety this is definately the place to go. there were blonds, brunetts, asian gilrs, indian girl, black girls and everything in between
this club is also full contact and $15 a dance. cover was like $5 and drinks were of regular size, like $7 for a bottle of Molson.
as soon as i sat down this black girl walked by me and she had the best ass i have seen outside of porn. i havent even seen her face but i knew i had to have that. asked her for LD, she was real good, grinding my dick with that beutiful ass, letting me grab her all over, it was a great session of 2 dances. the ass was amazing, i wish i could find an escort like that, a big shapely ass that had absolutely no flab, it was hard and mascular to touch but big and very feminine at the same time. she had great tits too but i am an ass man so thats where i spent my time.

then we got a lesbian show with these two really hot girls, it was expensive, like $60 a song for 5 guys. the girls were pretty into each other, licking the pussy and ass, it was a nice sight since it was for real, not fake barely lip touching the puss stuff. i wouldnt repeat that though, single dances are much better value since you cant touch during the show.


thats it folks, i didnt parttake in escorts or massage. i tried going to a strip joint on sunday but it was dead. great trip overall though.

Skaramouche