You have to love British humour!
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
ReviewEE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
ReviewEE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer ยฃ100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, ยฃ200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought Reviewom the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
ReviewEE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
ReviewEE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer ยฃ100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, ยฃ200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought Reviewom the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"