U live in Texas when..

[1992-luvinlifegurl]

COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION:

• LOG ON: Making a wood stove hotter.
• LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.
• MONITOR: Keeping an eye on the wood stove.
• DOWNLOAD: Gettin' the farwood off the truck
• MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin' the farwood
• FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood
• RAM: That thing tha splits the farwood
• HARD DRIVE: Gettin' home in the winter time
• PROMPT: What the mail ain't in the winter time
• WINDOWS: What to shut when it's cold outside
• SCREEN: What to shut when it's black fly season
• BYTE: What them dang flies do
• CHIP: Munchies fer the TV
• MICRO CHIP: What's in the bottom of the munchie bag
• MODEM: Whatcha did to the hay fields
• DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife
• LAP TOP: Where the kitty sleeps
• KEYBOARD: Where ya hang the dang truck keys
• SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knives
• MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn
• MOUSE PAD: That's hippie talk fer the mouse hole
• MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn roof
• ENTER: Northerner talk fer "c'mon in, y'all"
• RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya can't 'member what ya paid fer the rifle

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[elcajonins]

FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood

:lmao::lmao:

 

[laey]

RE-POST!
ALREADY Posted(with graphics)! here :
http://www.massageplanet.net/fun-stuff/technology-for-country-folk-8271.html#post47654
Anyway,posting the same just 2add 2 the fun of the thread!

 

[Just Jess SUSPENDED]

TExas, USA = Bihar, India

So tht means George w. bush = Laloo prasad Yadav.....:lmao:


:bleh: :bleh:

 

[GingeGardrirm]

mah bad.. i had read thru tht thread.. :

 

[ioejkuypivdibkeqy]

Nice one, though...