vanessa portugese goddess

[Maddie]

Randomly caught her on craigslist.

Ravishing beaut, as per the pic in her ad:



More pics of her from previous ads:





Initial contact is by email only. You need to leave a phone number to confirm an appointment.

She only offers two options: nude massage at $120, with full access. Or, thai at $140.

I'm not a thai fan, given that you can see an escort for the same price, without restrictions. But she is damn beautiful.

If anyone has seen her, please share. Otherwise, I'll take one for the team. Even at those prices. Can't believe I just wrote that.

EDIT: posting links to craigslist ads is against board posting rules unless it is done as part of a review. Thanks, M8

 

[Pompal 09.]

I've called twice. Once I got a man, who told me to call back later. The other time I got voice mail with a man's voice. Pimp? Boyfriend? I'm still interested, but I haven't been able to connect.

 

[Soundgardener1980]

Don't know how you got her number. When you reply to her craigslist ad, you receive a bilingual generic message that says that she only takes appointments by email. This is where I got the info contained in my first post.

In any case, I don't know this MP and she hasn't been reviewed anywhere, so some caution is in order.

 

[carrieo2guns]

She may have changed her policy. When I e-mailed her, I got a personalized message with a phone number. That was a couple of months ago. I just clicked on your links, and yes it's the same girl. Maybe I should e-mail her again and try to book by e-mail.

 

[The Spork-Tacular Xak-kun]

Its amazing that no one has posted on her yet.

 

[chzbrgr]

Pimp, boyfriend...what difference does it make? Invariably they become one and the same. I already get the mental picture of the shaved head, stubbly face growth, ear piercing, multiple tattoos covering his arms and neck, garish jewellery, taking a swig from a bottle of 50 while puffing away on his Mark Ten Menthol...
They clearly do not understand the key element of customer desires here....they should have let the phone go to voice mail, rather than have Leonce Letendre or Letellier Jean-Louis answer the phone and disengage that modicum of illusion.

 

[Pompal 09.]

A modicum of illusion compensated by a fistfull of dollars.

 

[Haung Pnong]

Sorry about that.

However, the links were provided not to advertise craigslist, but to find out if any eforum.xxxites have had prior experiences with the above MP for the purposes of deciding whether a visit is in order and whether a review should result. Removing the links will not allow readers who consult this thread after your edit, to figure out who we are talking about. Nor will most be bothered to look it up.

You might as well close the thread, it'll be a complete waste of time now. Thanks anyhow.

 

[jennystuart64]

JB, I do understand your reason for posting the links. But what you, and everyone else on eforum.xxx, have to understand is that we do have advertisers on the board. These advertisers pay their hard earned money for the privilige of advertising here. Allowing links to posts made on free advertising sites such as cl, 123 and kijiji, is totally unfair to those who do choose to advertise here.

Imagine if members had to pay to have the privilige of posting and then we decided to allow people to post without being a paying member. Would the paying members of the board be pleased about that?

I don't think so.

As the thread starter, you are welcome to delete the thread if you so desire. It is your choice.

M8

 

[Lyanna]

Thx for replying, M8.

I thought the advertisers on this site had the benefit of added exposure thanks to the oversized ads afforded to them. I didn't know that it gave them particular priviledges with respect to who we choose to write about in our threads.

Maybe I am wrong about this, but I always thought that the purpose of the community here was to share insight about new and potential MPs, regardless of who might be advertising.

I can readily understand the removal of links if someone is shilling or has a vested interest, but in my case I was merely trying to find out if someone had any information about a beautiful MP who had no thread written about her.

As you well know, there are a lot of scams on craigslist and if we can't refer to links, it will be difficult to find a poster who will alert us about the scammers.

I want to try that Portuguese MP but I want to make sure that she is legit.

If we have to try every single MP we start a thread about then what is the point? Why give money to MPs who may be scammers when another poster here may have already gotten burned but did not think about writing a review? A no-link policy severy curtails our ability to expose MPs and may allow a lot of them to keep gouging.

For the record, I will not use the services of any of your advertisers unless they have been fully reviewed by a thread started by a poster with no vested interest in this forum. Too many of us are burned by adverts but rarely when an MP has been reviewed extensively, especially by long-time eforum.xxxites.

Also, if we don't post links (when one is available), seems to me anyone can make up a cockamaney story and put out fake info. A link at least legitimizes that the source is not the poster.

Is there any way for you to make a judgment call on a case-by-case basis instead of applying a blanket policy that hurts the community and posters in good faith?

Just my 2 cents.

 

[Cheese]

Well said Jack_Bauer!

 

[Oh Bob Saget!!]

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EDIT: Yes it is ironic that she is proud enough to tell people to come to eforum.xxx for her reviews but too cheap to advertise here.

M8

 

[Heidi K]

Links posted as part of a review, good or bad, are permitted on the board whether the person reviewed is an advertiser or not.

But we cannot enforce rules based on who is breaking them. Either a rule is enforced for everyone or for no one at all. It is not only new posters who have been found to be shilling for someone. And no, I am not accusing you of shilling.

If someone is looking for information on a non-reviewed, non-advertising provider all they have to do is post enough detailed information so that the other members who read the thread will be able to respond. If you provide the proper details, people would be able to do a search and find the ad you are referencing.

We moderators are here to enforce the rules and we have to do it equally across the board.

 

[Lady P]

Without trying to raise the ire of the mods, please forgive my cynicism, but....

The primary goal of the board, above allothers, is not to lose money.

The secondary goal is to make a few bucks, just to cover a few meals and the payments on the Ferrari, and the condo in Thailand.

After that, it's a place where we hobbiests can share info, without affecting the primary goals.

I understand this, and am willing to live with these constraints.

Back on topic, I'd like to see a review on this girl too, being a cheap, poor, sob, I want someome else to spend their money first.

 

[Newrean]

I suppose that cheap shots disguised as self-deprecating humor, are not prohibited by the rules of this forum.

 

[wizard]

All right ppl... here it is. Met this lovely vixen probably about 2 months ago. She works out of an appt in the seedy section of Hochelaga-Maisonnesuve district. The appt (probably not hers) is likely just a place of business and not pretty to say the least. You almost want to do a 180 when you step inside. Having said that, if you just focus on her, all is right with the world. She's a babe! Great smile, beautiful eyes, sexy voice, very easy going. Her bod, 5ft5, 115lbs, jet black hair, like a sinful biker chick. Maybe a 32B, with tatoos on her back, and a fabulous bubble butt. She's got a great attitude and she enjoys what she does. As mentioned, 2 options $120 and $140 (thai). She'll give a decent arousing massage on a bed fully nude and as she mentions, you can do it to her too (massage that is ;p). She's got a near perfect Y so it's really enjoyable in 69. Mmmm... what a sight. As aforementioned, just don't look around lol. But really, why would you? She's as advertised. Portuguese Stunner . Trouble is, she works exclusively from 9am-2pm so work prevents me from having another opportunity to pay her visit. Thankfully, the memory of that encounter is still fresh in my mind (until I find the time). Price range may seem steep, but it's almost equivalent to a high end salon where you pay the entrance and thai option (avg $130 - $140). She could easily work at Kama and her thai would be akin to what you will receive there (Note: Without the Restrictions). I'm surprised myself that there are no other posts about her as she has been advertising for quite awhile on CL. With Indy's, YMMV depending on how you treat them. Treat her nice, she'll reciprocate. That's my experience anyhow. Hopefully, you guys will have the same or better. AND HOPEFULLY, whoever has the pleasure of meeting her will kindly POST their encounter for the benefit of the others.

 

[gunslinger]

Had this been posted earlier, the links could have been left in. Thx for providing a thorough review.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I'm not into massages myself, but a buddy of mine went to see this young lady a few weeks ago. Since he's not a eforum.xxx member, I'll summarize his experience on his behalf below.

Vanessa is very attractive - pretty face, great body. Only flaw is that her breasts are a bit saggy. She has a nice personality. My buddy took the thai option. His favorite part of the encounter was actually being able to massage her, fully nude. However, massage skills, thai and finish were just average in his opinion. Also, the appartment is a real mess and not too clean.

He told me that while she's very attractive and he had a good time overall, for the same price he'll stick to his massage parlour favorites.

 

[Hannah G]

Apk,
I could not stop myself from applauding you:
definitely the best review I ever read since a very long time.
simply fantastic!
We need more people like you in our everyday's life: believe me we would all know where we are heading

 

[colonelsanders33]

Thx very much for the review. I'll have to take one for the team.

There is another Vanessa that came up on craigslist and since there is no thread on her here, I'll try and get an appointment and give my impressions. Again, a big thanks to all of those who took the time to provide reviews. It definitely helped getting a better understanding of what kind of thai you can get for $160. In this case, I'm getting the impression that her looks alone may not be enough to overcome the other negatives mentioned here.

Should we be sending an HGTV home makeover crew to her appartment, instead?