Veronica @ SRM

[Skylar]

I usually prefer not to post on this site for personal reasons, but I just had a session so bad, so awful, that it must be shared. I've been in the hobby for quite some time and this is by far the worst session I have ever had.

I've seen Veronica before, and the session was mediocre, she is very attractive. No one else I was interested in was available at the time I called, so I decided to go with Veronica again.

I arrive, pick the 40 min option, and go in the room and shower...she comes after some time. When we greet...she comments that she doesn't like my breath. Fair enough since I was just out for coffee an hour before. I should have brushed my teeth or something before going. The thing is though...her breath smelled like an ashtray...having just come back from a smoke. Lovely.

Session starts and she doesn't make much conversation. It was quite boring actually. Very light touch, and she uses her elbows to press into your back which at times feels like she's damaging something. I don't know where she learned her "massaging" skills.

I massage her...non-reactive, still quite boring. We switch again and she's on top now trying to finish me off. She starts by doing her best impression of a police officer knocking on a door saying open up. I told her...slow down, we're not try to remove asphalt here. She does, but I don't think she knows anything about the male anatomy or where erogenous zones are. I gave up at this point and I'm just trying to concentrate...actually fantasizing about someone else to get this over with.

When I'm almost there she blurts out..."it's been 50 mins hun". Ok, I tell her, I don't care. 2 minutes later..."If you take any longer I'll have to charge you for the whole hour". Boy...she sure knows how to get a guy in the mood. I said to her "Stop. Once you bring up money it's over" It's truly the un-sexiest thing ever. I got in the shower, got dressed and then asked her how much exactly I owed her. She said 130 plus an extra 10 dollar room fee. I left her the money on the table and left.

I've seriously had better sessions than this at blue lagoon and they were awful. This is the worst one I've ever had at SRM or anywhere else. Definitely sub-SRM standard and in my humble dissappointed customer opinion they should let this gem be on her way. I should have known not to come back to Veronica from the first session I had with her cause when I was massaging her, I noticed some cheese down there which almost made me yack.

Stay away.
Opus

 

[standaman]

Looking back through previous reviews, I see that Veronica gets middlin
marks at best, but it seems you've caught her at her worst.
I guess I'm going to add her to my To Don't list.

I don't go to SRM for mediocre-to-crappy - that I can get anywhere

 

[Gabriella]

If you'd seen her before and you almost "yacked" then, why go for her on a second occasion?

I'm sorry you had a horrible session, but I think your choice was masochistic at best. Sorta like the girls that like jerks and keep waiting for them to change. This type of behaviour is OK when there's emotions invested or when you just don't know any better. When there's money involved you really should know when to walk away.

I just noticed something.. for almost every line of pictures in the current SRM schedule you can find at least one girl who'd give you a killer session that would leave your knees weak. EXCEPT for the last line.

 

[vballnut153]

Thanks for the review. I have added her to my DDL (Don't Do List)

Commenting on your breath by her is rather rude. After all this is a massage session and she is not there to kiss the clients.

To be fair, they do charge for over time. You booked a 40 minutes session and stayed for 50 minutes. So the extra charge for 10 minutes and room fee is what you should pay. An experienced MPA would let you know at around the 35 minutes mark or so that your time is almost up and ask if you would like to stay longer and tell you what it will cost to stay longer. This is what Veronica ought to have done and not leave it to the 50 minutes mark to let you know. Dr. Joy take note. This girl needs some coaching.


CP

 

[Rosemarie K]

If you mean the full list of attendants ( http://www.royalspa.ca/attendants2.php?wide=1), which is alphabetical, that's only 2 girls.

If you mean the schedule for the week, http://www.royalspa.ca/schedule.php,
then are you referring to the last girl on each day of each shift?

 

[Marilyn]

Yah, the alphabetical listing.. shows as a 5x10 picture list on my browser (Safari) if you go line by line.. you can ID at least one girl (in some cases 2 or three) that can provide an above average session. Your odds at finding someone on schedule in any particular day are pretty good..

Actually, I briefly glanced at the weekly schedule as of today (sunday) and for every shift, except for late night tonight AND next saturday morning, there's at least one to two girls per shift that I can personally recommend or that are very high in my TDL.

 

[uwaiu]

oouch ... but if you really had bad breath I can understand she would not enjoy your company. They should have some chewing gum or breath mints available for the smokers and those who just ate lunch. I see your point though, if you got smoker's breath which alot of people cannot tolerate, you shouldnt throw stones.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The reality is you're paying a 'fee for service.' While the top spas don't mind 5 minutes of OT, 10-15 minutes is pushing it. The MPA may have another appt right after you, especially if she's popular.

If the receptionist has booked 15 minutes between appts and you've already gone over 10 minutes with no 'ending' in sight, then the MPA's schedule could be affected for the rest of her shift.

Then the NEXT client comes on massageplanet.net and complains that the girl was late for his appt. Sometimes MPA's just can't win

That said, when OT occurs there are diplomatic ways the MPA can handle the situation.

IMO watching the clock is a SHARED responsibility between the MPA and client. If as a client you know you can't finish in a reasonable amount of time (IE> within time or 5 minutes over) then sometimes you have to stop the session regardless. You chaulk it up to Mr Happy having a mind of his own and leave with a smile...

 

[Pompal 09.]

I really think time management is the mpa's responsibility...to charge a guy for extra time and he didn't even get a release is the last thing I'd expect to happen at SRM. The comment about bad breath, just classless...

 

[Ross]

Hi Vitamin O,

First off, welcome to our community. No need to be ashamed of your sexual desires when you're in our company.

Secondly, I'd let the good doctor know about your piss poor session with Veronica.She's great at making things right.