Website for massage oil

[Pompal 09.]

Is anyone else a little grossed out by the picture on the website or is it just me??? :shock:

http://masterstouchmassage.com/massageoil.htm

 

[MMA]

:shock:

Shocked by the photos, and honestly a bit horrified by the marketing theme.

"When I give you your hot-oil, full-body massage
the very best thing under my hands upon your
ultra-sensual a la naturel svelte body is...
Natural Treasures!"

 

[ChazSexy]

Whoa!!!!
Ya gotta be joking! I almost threw myself off the couch laughing at this cookoo bird on this website!!! I for one will be buying my oils elsewhere!

Johnny

 

[brokenlover381]

Ugh

:shock:
Not a chance I'd buy anything from that website.
:roll:

 

[ianvreugdenhil]

Hilarious! t044

 

[Princess Sandie]

If you check out his about us page, you will find he and his wife are avid christian nudists, which explains the nudie shots of him and his wife.

He refers to himself as a servant to his clients and refers to his clients as kings and queens.

He's got spunk, but I dont want to see his junk. :

 

[heartland_hopes]

If you check out his about us page, you will find he and his wife are avid christian nudists, which explains the nudie shots of him and his wife.

Whoa, that is a new one on me!!! Funny! I've never heard of avid christian nudists! :shock: t043

He's got spunk, but I dont want to see his junk. :

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[^*^Death^*^]

"Avid christian nudists" wasnt my words! It is right on his website.

The guy is in Las Vegas, I bet he gets TONS of tourists. He does require a complete yahoo profile in order to get a massage from him. Like that couldnt be faked...

 

[I FANCY YOU :)]

On that note, maybe I should require completed MySpace profiles in order to book appointments with me. 8)

 

[kait]

And weren't we wondering in the other forum as to why bodyworkers aren't taken seriously? I think this sums it up perfectly! :roll:

Katse

 

[Yavish]

Ditto with what Happy Karma said.....NO CHANCE!!!

 

[~*~Oblivion Helper~*~]

Ditto with what Happy Karma, and alwayrunnin said.....NO CHANCE!!!

 

[Blake]

Omygosh, I needed that giggle! I dont need the oil, but the giggle, yes....certainly dont wanna buy a gallon of oil thats been snuggled up next to anyones...how did Greatlakes put it? junk? lol

 

[Rayle]

rtamm,

Thanks for posting this website! I laughed so hard I cried. I can't imagine buying this oil. I would think of these pictures every time I used it!! :shock: :shock:

 

[Ginger]

:shock: :shock: :shock:

My jaw is still on the floor. No way I'd buy anything for that site.

 

[rescue member]

Interesting site. . . I guess he's marketing to other 'Christian Nudists'. He lists his credentials graduating from Mueller (My School) he doesn't mention the amount of hours though. I wonder what Christian Nudists means? No swinging?

Jason

 

[AntwonKeepinItReal]

Ooooh Jason, you may get yourself in trouble with that comment!! lol

I cant imagine all nudists are swingers!! Naked is one thing, but sex is another!

I would love to get a comment from the guy who sells this oil.

Anyone feel like contacting him??

 

[Nycgirl92]

Ooooh Jason, you may get yourself in trouble with that comment!! lol

I cant imagine all nudists are swingers!! Naked is one thing, but sex is another!

I would love to get a comment from the guy who sells this oil.

Anyone feel like contacting him??

No thanks, but go ahead! :

 

[vatsal]

Or maybe Christian nudist means he and his wife go to church in the nude? :shock: Does anyone know what his last name is? I'd like to know if he really did graduate from Mueller and when he did.

And I apoligize to any Nudists out there, I know there is a big difference between swinging and nudity. I'm just curious why would you identify yourself as a Christian nudist? Could you say I'm a budhist nudist? How about an agnostic nudist, or perhaps a spiritual nudist? Or how about a nudist bodyworker?

Or whats wrong with just plain nudist. He has a link to some nudist website that you have to sign up for, too much work if you ask me.


Jason

 

[Bubblez]

Maybe a lot of people get scared off by 'nudist,' so he sticks 'Christian' in front of it to ease their minds. Perhaps he wants to seperate himself from all those nudists who are pagans and run naked under a full moon.

I did a search on yahoo for "christian naturist" WOW, he is by no means the only one out there!! Check this out, figleafforum.com