What if Columbus had a girlfriend?

[Stroker Ace]

If Columbus had a girlfriend he would have never discovered America.

You want to know why?????

Because.....

Columbus' Girlfriend - Whr r u goin? Wit whom? How u goin? To discover wat? Why only u? What shud I do wen u r gone? Can I come with u? When will u be back? Whr will u stay? Will u miss me?

Columbus - Naa aaniyae pudungala.. Pothuma??
(I'm not going anywhere.....)

:suicide: :rofl: :lmao: :lmao: :roflmao: :hoho:

 

[Edge Spear]

ok Should I laugh? :S
Yeksplain me the joke

 

[Om Prakash P]

even i dont get it :S

 

[mktmonitor]

In fact, Columbus was married to Filipa Moniz...Columbus had two kids before his voyage.::


Chrystopher Columbus wouldn't have be able to discover America if he did have a girl friend.:rofl::clapping::awesome:

Cause if he had any the circumstance would be as this
girlfriend:where r u going?
Columbus: to sea journey.
girlfriend:when r u going?
Columbus:within few days.
girlfriend:r u going alone?
Columbus:yes.
girlfriend:y going alone?
Columbus: cause can't take u with me on sea voyage.
girlfriend:what will u eat there?
Columbus:we'll carry food with us.
girlfriend: and when will u reach the shore?
Columbus:don't know.
girlfriend:where will u sleep?
Columbus: on the ship.
Girlfriend: will u miss me?
Columbush sure.
girlfriend:really?
Columbus:yes.
girlfriend: when will u b back?
Columbus: don't know when.
girlfriend: will u dream of me?
Columbus: yes.
girlfriend: will the journey b safe?
columbus: yes.
girlfriend: won't there b any wild animals on the island u will land on?
Columbus:don't know.
girlfriend: so when r u going for the sea voyage?
columbus (gets irritated): u????o god!am not going at all!!..


Keleaarrr hua kyaaa...?:rofl:

 

[Blackheart62310]

: Now got it!!

Thanks Raj!!!

 

[Holly Hopscotch]

kuch tofa fofa ka umeed hain kya...?:S:ashamed::clapping:

 

[Golden.guitarist]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[byncasync]

What tubelights
Can't you understand a simple joke :lmao:

 

[Jerry Harville]

tubelights :lmao:

 

[denissnowy]

:S:devil:..............

 

[2290]

tubelights???

@ raj: err... kia chahiye??

 

[Lilian Allred]

semma machi kalakku..............