Where are the hot ones?

[*****]

Let’s say there are around 50 amps in Calgary with an average of 3 masseuses per location. Are there no hot ones of that 150? It’d be nice to find an asian masseuse who is good looking, has natural perky breasts, has a bubble butt and enjoys working out to keep their body toned.

If anyone knows, it’s probably Albertaman, but he’s probably reticent in providing their details as they may cut him off from their fresh dumplings, if they were to become too busy with texts and walk-ins.

 

[Randomo]

"Hot" is subjective. You'll just have to keep hitting up different places until you find one that fits your definition.
I found Crystal at Diamond Wellness to be more attractive than most, but I don't visit AMPs very often.

 

[Batmanrobin]

From the OP description I agree Crystal would be a good option or Amy at Bodytree.

 

[Albertaman]

Let’s say there are around 50 amps in Calgary with an average of 3 masseuses per location. Are there no hot ones of that 150? It’d be nice to find an asian masseuse who is good looking, has natural perky breasts, has a bubble butt and enjoys working out to keep their body toned.

If anyone knows, it’s probably Albertaman, but he’s probably reticent in providing their details as they may cut him off from their fresh dumplings, if they were to become too busy with texts and walk-ins.

The reality is that the so called "hot" or at least a notch hotter than the typical aunties in the legit and semi-legit shops , work in the full service body rub shops that operate with service menus with fixed pricing. These would be the shops like CLC, Atlantis, Oceans etc. They are all a part of a chain or chains and women from other cities or other continents circulate through their network. No different than the groups that operate through condo settings with bookers and new ladies traveling through their network. So if you are into "hot" masseuses, you have a better chance of finding them at these places. Review sites like CAF are probably the best places to see the reviews on specific providers as they arrive in town for the first time or for repeat visits. There are plenty of gushing reviews. Unfortunately these pre-set menu driven operations have never interested me personally as I appreciate real massages and believe in the YMMV side of extra curricular activities. Unfortunately finding "hot" is a formidable challenge on that side of the business. It's a great accomplishment if one finds a very good therapist who is reasonably attractive (in your eyes), and even rarer if both of you like one another. But that's how the YMMV world of legit, and semi-legit massages works. Can't blame people for choosing the full service shops or micros where menus are clearly laid out and clients get the precise services they paid for. The YMMV world on the other hand holds a lot more disappointments and the rare positive engagements



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