Why I could never be a Taxi Driver

[Ursus]

My driving skills are amazing - 23 years of no accidents, 6 star rating and under $130 per month for insurance, despite driving more than 30k per year and having a Chinese wife as a secondary driver.

Anyways, I could never be a Taxi Driver. Number one, I am racist and I judge people based upon appearence and income levels. So, poor and minority people are primary taxi customers. But, having said all that, I might have to change my ways, for their are some fringe benefits to driving a taxi.

This taxi driver got a bj from a good-looking female passenger, for only $32. He is not racist and he benefited from his lack of racist tendancies. Me, on the other hand, would have drove away and refused to pick up a group of three people, 2 of which included young, black males.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/ohio-cab-attack-672893