Wow...

[frend]

that was a brutal experience....lets start with the ad...

"UNTREATING YOUR BACKACH WILL BRING MORE DISCOMFORT AND PAIN LATER.
WHY NOT HAVE A ROUTINE MASSAGE CHECK-UP FOR WELL BEING OF YOUR BODY
AND YOUR MIND. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BE TOUCHED FOR EMOTIONAL WELL BEING
I DO MAKE YOU FEEL BEST AND CARE ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR BODY IN THIS SNOWY WEATHER.

I DO CUSTOMIZED SESSION BASED ON YOUR NEEDS AND GOALS WITH YEARS OF
EXPERIENCES WITH BEST PERSONALITIES. BEST LOOKING ASIAN LADY.

***PRESSURE POINT/SWEDISH/LIGHT-TOUCH COMBINATION ***

CALL FOR APPOINTMENT CHANTAL (403)926-4989

1 HR $80

10 AM TO 8 PM "


Was looking for a decent massage thought I would try something new...Phoned Chantal, set things up, drove to her home based business near Max Bell Arena. A little nervous about the area, my gut was telling me to abort...should of listen to the gut.

Chantal opens the door, and she was far from "best looking asian" not ugly but maybe a 5 or 6 out of 10. A little heavier then I like. Thought to myself, I was here and I was looking for a half decent massage so lets continue on....Paid the $80 upfront, went downstairs, jumped on the table and waited for Chantal to come in.

Chantal started massaging and it was one of the worst massages that I have had...just picture Mr. Miyagi doing wax on, wax off motions on your back. Anyways 34 minutes into the massage she asked if I wanted to flip over, she started Miyagi massage again on the front and shortly after asked if I wanted anything else, given that I was only there for 30 minutes and I paid $80 up front I thought the Miyagi special would include a finish, nooope, 40 more please and she asked to pay it up front, I hate that, wrecks the mood getting up off the table and looking for your wallet.

I should off just ended it there but no, handed over the bones and she preceded to give me one if not THE worst HJ ever, again picture Miyagi in female shorts and tank top doing a modified Wax on Wax off. Terrible, Terrible.

In summary:

L - 5/6
M - 0
VFM - 0
Repeat - Not a chance

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[Dont worry b happy :)]

I was eying that add too, now I am glad I let my Spidey instinct kick in. There is a rather nice girl over by Max Bell, her name is Monica, good massage not FS but a good finish. $.80

 

[Johanna C]

Chantal is now advertising as Linda. As previously mentioned, massage is sub par (glad when it was done) even though she feels that she is doing a great job. Looks are on the plain side and the massage for $80/hr is not worth it (there is much better for $50/hr and $65/hr per recent experiences in Cowtown in spite of the less than sizzling scene). She offered extras, I declined, and while departing, she still asked for a tip .....???? Obviously a big gap between her perception of her massage skills and the client's experience.

 

[rebornbethy]

Seems like a classic case of letting your dick do all the talking. Numerous red flags throughout the entire review and you persevered your way to the inevitable climax. No one to really blame here but yourself mate!

 

[Gabriele]

Thanks so much Pavilion, you really save everyone a trip there and the hard earn money, thanks so much for the reviews.