dicktracy3003
Huge Personality, Tiny Penis
Another group review. Pretty much the only northside semi legit place I have found worth writing about. The facility is a little cramped, but they have an ATM on site which is nice.
Coco - A slim, pretty good looking woman. I have heard reports that she is in her 50s but she looks mid 40 to me. Small breasts. Her massage is actually kind of OK, one of the better ones I have had in the semi legit industry. She is very giggly in a cute way, and good English. I always leave happy, but it seems every time I come she raises the price a little so I don't know how much longer I will go back. She is creeping up to FS prices, and the last time I was there we didn't discuss price at the flip and when we went to the front so I could pull cash and pay some FAGGOT was there harassing her that he wanted a session. How about you let me finish up here first, you gay piece of shit?
Poppy - Poppy has a little more chest than Coco, but isn't as pretty. Fairly standard junk semi legit massage, not bad finish. Probably won't repeat.
Linda - Linda was for sure beaten with the ugly stick. Has huge horse teeth. Mom bod in an unflattering way, kind of slim with a gunt. Can't even call it a massage, just an oil rub down and mechanical finish. Will not repeat.
Would love if anyone had any info on Brenda or Nina! Just wondering what they look like. Also tell me if I have missed any northside gems!!
Coco - A slim, pretty good looking woman. I have heard reports that she is in her 50s but she looks mid 40 to me. Small breasts. Her massage is actually kind of OK, one of the better ones I have had in the semi legit industry. She is very giggly in a cute way, and good English. I always leave happy, but it seems every time I come she raises the price a little so I don't know how much longer I will go back. She is creeping up to FS prices, and the last time I was there we didn't discuss price at the flip and when we went to the front so I could pull cash and pay some FAGGOT was there harassing her that he wanted a session. How about you let me finish up here first, you gay piece of shit?
Poppy - Poppy has a little more chest than Coco, but isn't as pretty. Fairly standard junk semi legit massage, not bad finish. Probably won't repeat.
Linda - Linda was for sure beaten with the ugly stick. Has huge horse teeth. Mom bod in an unflattering way, kind of slim with a gunt. Can't even call it a massage, just an oil rub down and mechanical finish. Will not repeat.
Would love if anyone had any info on Brenda or Nina! Just wondering what they look like. Also tell me if I have missed any northside gems!!