Hey everyone, went to see Zara the other day, She got my interest from our bump in the lobby. She was an amazing baby escort (only 19), it felt like I have known her for years! She is a really cute little spinner, from Saint Vincents and Canada, pretty and smooth skin all over. She is very good at communication and also a smart girl, massage was really nice.
It's always hilarious watching hoes try to write reviews about themselves because they're always the same: the most downplayed things are the sex acts and the most exaggerated things are things men just absolutely do not give a fuck about. Stupid hoes fundamentally cannot understand how the male mind operates and when they try, it comes out like a teenage girl coyly describing her first date. Instead of writing about the physical attractiveness and the sex (which is what males really care about inside and outside of the spa), it focuses on the positive character traits of the hoe.
Observe:
Felt like I've known her for years!
Men go to spas to fuck, not to get to know you. The purpose of the review is to relay information about sexual attractiveness and skills of the hoe to members of his tribe. So they care if you're sexually attractive and how good you are at sucking dick and fucking. They don't care about feeling like they know you, so you should not put any emphasis on this when you're writing a fake review about yourself.
She's from Saint Vincents and Canada
Ya nobody cares about this shit either. And what the fuck is Canada even? Does that mean brown? Men don't write like this because don't care where you're from. They care about your tits, your face, your mouth, your lips, etc.
She is very good at communication
Which high school did she go to? Did she finish 10th grade before she became a hoe? What did she write her Grade 11 English paper on? How are her math skills? This is what men really wanna know!
Oh she's good at communication, alright.
"It'll be $200 for a CBJ"
"Sorry I don't do that and wouldn't do that with anyone ever...unless you pay me more"
"Shit we are out of time can you cum for me babe"
Zara St. Vincent, Cummunications Ph.D.
She can't be too smart if she gets caught posting fake reviews about herself this easily
Hahaha even when they're pretending to be men and talking about themselves in 3rd person, they cannot force themselves to describe themselves sucking dick or fucking. Just like a real woman.
Hoe:
"Lol yeah babe I was over at this guy's house and I gave him a massage and nothing else happened. The massage was really nice"
Guy:
"Yooo that bitch was sucking and fucking all night long. Started out with a massage (and man that bitch is awful at massages). But after a while she really warmed up and I found out just how crazy she is. Bitch is down for
anything. We tried all sorts of positions, you name it bro. Finished with lazy doggy while she was screaming to pound her harder and harder and then I busted all over her face. What a fucking whore hahaha! Get a couple drinks in her and she's good"
The only thing that I believe about this review is that this bitch is 19 because she sounds stupid as fuck
I hope these tips help you out and I look forward to reading your next review about yourself
You can message me and I'll write one for you but I'll expect you to suck my dick for free