Zelena at blue lagoon review

[Akari22]

This was my first time going into blue lagoon and honestly I wish I didnt neglect the reviews but I’ll start with the session.

When Zelena walked in she was mostly similar to the picture shown in the website, natural and perky tits, ass wasnt the best but i wasnt complaining either BUT HER FACE…… her face jump scared the shit outta me tf, like she wasn't hideous but wasnt easy on the eyes either but fuck it we already payed. With Zelena i chose the 45 min session which was 60$ and she asked what service I wanted and I said the nude reverse which was 60$. Low key i wasnt looking to do alot so i didnt ask if she did more services and thank god i didnt.

The massage started and it was honestly aggressively average like nothing special at all, apart from the fact that she keep massaging my ass crack a little too much but ok. If i gotta be honest she took her sweet ass time massaging me and she drenched me in oil which was not fun cleaning up later. So for like 20 min she would go back and forth from massage and very little teasing.

After around the 20 min mark she FINALLYYYYY started to actualy tease me and junior. DON’T FORGET i told her I wanted a reverse and it wasnt until i asked her halfway thru the session if i could touch and then she said yea and got on top of me. (I guess i could have grabbed her ass/inner thigh without asking but I’d rather them give me the green light cuz if i just start touching them it feels creepy and uncomfortable for me ya know?)

ANYWAYS, she got on top of me like she kinda just sat on my chest and i played with her ass and she started with the hj, then i asked her to turn around and she did, she was facing towards me but with her foot planted on the bed almost like she was kneeling on one knee type of position which was awkward and not fun at all. She then got herself out of the bed standing beside me and kept asking me to finish for her with her accent trying to seem like she wasnt rushing me at all... The whole sessions felt rushed which it was considering after she was done showering and then i finished cleaning myself i still had like 5 minutes left and she was just standing in front of me staring me down to get her money

Overall terrible experience not fun all, very DRY and BORING conversation honestly waste of my time and money. The session was utterly rushed, the whole thing finished and I got to my car with 5 minutes left. The whole thing was just a transaction, FELLAS DO NOT GO WITH ZELENA you better off getting the job done urself unless if u want a mid massage and with a not so pretty face.

ALSO do what i failed to do, which was listen to the other reviews, dont gamble ur money on wether this chick will give you a fun time or not, chances are you probably wont.

This was review with zelena at blue lagoon i rate it a 3/10 would not recomment

 

[ButtEnjoyer]

This was my first time going into blue lagoon and honestly I wish I didnt neglect the reviews but I’ll start with the session.

When Zelena walked in she was mostly similar to the picture shown in the website, natural and perky tits, ass wasnt the best but i wasnt complaining either BUT HER FACE…… her face jump scared the shit outta me tf, like she wasn't hideous but wasnt easy on the eyes either but fuck it we already payed. With Zelena i chose the 45 min session which was 60$ and she asked what service I wanted and I said the nude reverse which was 60$. Low key i wasnt looking to do alot so i didnt ask if she did more services and thank god i didnt.

The massage started and it was honestly aggressively average like nothing special at all, apart from the fact that she keep massaging my ass crack a little too much but ok. If i gotta be honest she took her sweet ass time massaging me and she drenched me in oil which was not fun cleaning up later. So for like 20 min she would go back and forth from massage and very little teasing.

After around the 20 min mark she FINALLYYYYY started to actualy tease me and junior. DON’T FORGET i told her I wanted a reverse and it wasnt until i asked her halfway thru the session if i could touch and then she said yea and got on top of me. (I guess i could have grabbed her ass/inner thigh without asking but I’d rather them give me the green light cuz if i just start touching them it feels creepy and uncomfortable for me ya know?)

ANYWAYS, she got on top of me like she kinda just sat on my chest and i played with her ass and she started with the hj, then i asked her to turn around and she did, she was facing towards me but with her foot planted on the bed almost like she was kneeling on one knee type of position which was awkward and not fun at all. She then got herself out of the bed standing beside me and kept asking me to finish for her with her accent trying to seem like she wasnt rushing me at all... The whole sessions felt rushed which it was considering after she was done showering and then i finished cleaning myself i still had like 5 minutes left and she was just standing in front of me staring me down to get her money

Overall terrible experience not fun all, very DRY and BORING conversation honestly waste of my time and money. The session was utterly rushed, the whole thing finished and I got to my car with 5 minutes left. The whole thing was just a transaction, FELLAS DO NOT GO WITH ZELENA you better off getting the job done urself unless if u want a mid massage and with a not so pretty face.

ALSO do what i failed to do, which was listen to the other reviews, dont gamble ur money on wether this chick will give you a fun time or not, chances are you probably wont.

This was review with zelena at blue lagoon i rate it a 3/10 would not recomment

Sorry to hear about your experience, I've been going to the Lagoon for years now and it's been a great time. I haven't seen everybody as a lot of new girls have rotated in but if you do go back I recommend seeing:

Naya:
Body-10 Amazing body, great tits, even better ass. Sexy tatts. You will not last in doggystyle.
Looks-10 Really Gorgeous European look, pics don't do her justice.
Service- Never had a bad session, amazing massage, amazing extras. No LFK/DFK, CBJ, DATY/DATO (YMMV) CFS. repeat: All the time.

Summer:
Body-7 Slim body, decent tits and ass. Has a couple of tatts.
Looks-7 Really pretty GND look, European.
Service- Really fun sessions but can be hit or miss with attitude, decent massage, No LFK/DFK, available is CBJ and CFS, can be restrictive to touching (YMMV), no DATY/DATO repeat: yes.

Audrey:
Body-9 Great tits and fit ass.
Looks-8 Very cute GND look, very pretty face
Service- Fun conversations, good massage, touching restrictive (YMMV), No DATY/DATO CBJ, CFS. repeat: yes, but only works day shift.

Farah:
Body-6 Very slim
Looks-6 Mature Middle Eastern look
Service- Very sensual massage, good conversation, DATY/DATO, LFK, very good at taking control and can be dom. Never had a bad session, repeat: yes if the usual is booked solid.

Sonia:
Body-8 Decent tits and really nice ass
Looks-8 European MILF vibe, very pretty
Service- Amazing sensual massage she was really into it, fun conversation, just got the bodyslide, don't really ask about extras on the first visit unless offered. Repeat: Haven't yet but would.


Alina:
Body-8 great tits, fit ass.
Looks-7 Very pretty older Latina look.
Service- Great conversation, solid massage, just got the bodyslide, asked for BJ during session, said to leave it for next time as we didn't have much left. Repeat: Maybe if the go-to is booked.

Kendall:
Body-8 Perky tits, fit ass.
Looks-8 Very pretty GND look, didn't even come to see her but was wearing this sexy kimono in the lobby and I had to.
Service- By far the worst experience I've had here. Purely transactional. I don't know if she was in a bad mood or YMMV but she wanted nothing to do with me, just wanted to jackhammer finish and throw me out. Repeat: No

Kitana:
Body-9 Great tits, nice ass (might be BBL)
Looks-8 Very pretty Filipina, not many Asians here, might actually be the only one.
Service- Another time where I didn't come to specifically see her, heard the name and got reminded of Mortal Kombat, saw the butt and made my way over to the receptionist. Good massage, fun session, only got the bodyslide with HJ finish but was a good time. Repeat: Would but she was gone for awhile and just came back recently.

Amira:
Body-9 Perky tits, amazing ass.
Looks-9 Gorgeous Indian GND
Service- One of the attendants where repeat customers will get better service however you might not get there, she upsells a "VIP package" with a decent massage and hot towels, but sometimes won't take anything off, will just be in a bra and panties the entire session. The weird part is the HJ finish with a condom. Very restrictive (YMMV) No LFK/DFK, no DATY/DATO, CBJ. (Kinda, after a while she'll just jerk you off and just keep her mouth close to it) Repeat: Yes, but the "VIP experience" is just something you can get regularly with other attendants. If you really get on with her, it'll be great but don't expect it in the first session.

Sasha:
Body-7 Slim, lots of tatts.
Looks-8 Pretty GND
Service- Very sexy experience, got a bodyslide and she took control, after a good massage came the flip and gave me a simulated cowgirl with HJ, while stroking she would give you lots of eye contact, made it a sexy finish. Don't know about any extras, was the first visit. Repeat: Fun time, I would.

Blue Lagoon has some amazing gems however the price went up as of January. The attendants are charging more. Still one of my favorite places to go but expect to spend upwards of $300+ if you're getting FS.

 

[Deleted member 107759]

Other than this post by

Sorry to hear about your experience, I've been going to the Lagoon for years now and it's been a great time. I haven't seen everybody as a lot of new girls have rotated in but if you do go back I recommend seeing:

Naya:
Body-10 Amazing body, great tits, even better ass. Sexy tatts. You will not last in doggystyle.
Looks-10 Really Gorgeous European look, pics don't do her justice.
Service- Never had a bad session, amazing massage, amazing extras. No LFK/DFK, CBJ, DATY/DATO (YMMV) CFS. repeat: All the time.

Summer:
Body-7 Slim body, decent tits and ass. Has a couple of tatts.
Looks-7 Really pretty GND look, European.
Service- Really fun sessions but can be hit or miss with attitude, decent massage, No LFK/DFK, available is CBJ and CFS, can be restrictive to touching (YMMV), no DATY/DATO repeat: yes.

Audrey:
Body-9 Great tits and fit ass.
Looks-8 Very cute GND look, very pretty face
Service- Fun conversations, good massage, touching restrictive (YMMV), No DATY/DATO CBJ, CFS. repeat: yes, but only works day shift.

Farah:
Body-6 Very slim
Looks-6 Mature Middle Eastern look
Service- Very sensual massage, good conversation, DATY/DATO, LFK, very good at taking control and can be dom. Never had a bad session, repeat: yes if the usual is booked solid.

Sonia:
Body-8 Decent tits and really nice ass
Looks-8 European MILF vibe, very pretty
Service- Amazing sensual massage she was really into it, fun conversation, just got the bodyslide, don't really ask about extras on the first visit unless offered. Repeat: Haven't yet but would.


Alina:
Body-8 great tits, fit ass.
Looks-7 Very pretty older Latina look.
Service- Great conversation, solid massage, just got the bodyslide, asked for BJ during session, said to leave it for next time as we didn't have much left. Repeat: Maybe if the go-to is booked.

Kendall:
Body-8 Perky tits, fit ass.
Looks-8 Very pretty GND look, didn't even come to see her but was wearing this sexy kimono in the lobby and I had to.
Service- By far the worst experience I've had here. Purely transactional. I don't know if she was in a bad mood or YMMV but she wanted nothing to do with me, just wanted to jackhammer finish and throw me out. Repeat: No

Kitana:
Body-9 Great tits, nice ass (might be BBL)
Looks-8 Very pretty Filipina, not many Asians here, might actually be the only one.
Service- Another time where I didn't come to specifically see her, heard the name and got reminded of Mortal Kombat, saw the butt and made my way over to the receptionist. Good massage, fun session, only got the bodyslide with HJ finish but was a good time. Repeat: Would but she was gone for awhile and just came back recently.

Amira:
Body-9 Perky tits, amazing ass.
Looks-9 Gorgeous Indian GND
Service- One of the attendants where repeat customers will get better service however you might not get there, she upsells a "VIP package" with a decent massage and hot towels, but sometimes won't take anything off, will just be in a bra and panties the entire session. The weird part is the HJ finish with a condom. Very restrictive (YMMV) No LFK/DFK, no DATY/DATO, CBJ. (Kinda, after a while she'll just jerk you off and just keep her mouth close to it) Repeat: Yes, but the "VIP experience" is just something you can get regularly with other attendants. If you really get on with her, it'll be great but don't expect it in the first session.

Sasha:
Body-7 Slim, lots of tatts.
Looks-8 Pretty GND
Service- Very sexy experience, got a bodyslide and she took control, after a good massage came the flip and gave me a simulated cowgirl with HJ, while stroking she would give you lots of eye contact, made it a sexy finish. Don't know about any extras, was the first visit. Repeat: Fun time, I would.

Blue Lagoon has some amazing gems however the price went up as of January. The attendants are charging more. Still one of my favorite places to go but expect to spend upwards of $300+ if you're getting FS.

Other than this post by you, who just joined and only wrote this one post, I've only ever heard bad things about blue lagoon. I went once years ago and it was terrible, never went back.

 

[35studio]

Blue Lagoon is not a place you choose to go to. It's a place you end up because your in the area and nothing better is available and it's 2am and the McDonald's across the street is convenient for you because you've been partying and sobered up to make the drive back to Brampton or further into Mississauga while you contemplate what the fuck your even doing anymore and why you even came out in the first place.

 

[Davelovezcurves]

This place is still open lol. One of the worst spas. He's lucky these girls do extras now. They never use to

 

[Melting_Point23]

Other than this post by

Other than this post by you, who just joined and only wrote this one post, I've only ever heard bad things about blue lagoon. I went once years ago and it was terrible, never went back.

To be fair, none of the reviews he made really jumped out as being good. Even on ladies he thought were "good", all I can see were the words YMMV and restrictive.

 

[ButtEnjoyer]

Other than this post by

Other than this post by you, who just joined and only wrote this one post, I've only ever heard bad things about blue lagoon. I went once years ago and it was terrible, never went back.

I definitely had some not so great visits, I just figured to give a few pointers if they planned on returning since I've been quite a lot. The best thing about Blue Lagoon is that it's open late so if you're in the Mississauga area you can almost certainly squeeze in a session. It is my first post though and before finding this site I thought BL & Airport Golden were the best but after reading a couple reviews I was dead wrong. Pure Spa has become my favorite, although it can be a very far drive/Uber from Mississauga.

 

[strokemycock]

Didn’t even know blue lagoon still existed


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[ButtEnjoyer]

To be fair, none of the reviews he made really jumped out as being good. Even on ladies he thought were "good", all I can see were the words YMMV and restrictive.

Yeah unfortunately even with my favorites I had to see them many times before they were less restrictive. You can have a great time but for the price you're better off looking at LL or a spa in Etobicoke/North York. The thing that shines about BL is they're open late.

 

[EightSecondRide69]

Pure Spa has become my favorite, although it can be a very far drive/Uber from Mississauga.

You know you are committed to this hobby, if you can contemplate taking an UBER from Mississauga to Pure (and back)!

 

[ButtEnjoyer]

You know you are committed to this hobby, if you can contemplate taking an UBER from Mississauga to Pure (and back)!

LMAO what can I say Avah is a gamechanger! If Lexi is really the experience everyone is talking about I can see some riding their bikes down there lol

 

[Hesback54321]

Blue Lagoon is not a place you choose to go to. It's a place you end up because your in the area and nothing better is available and it's 2am and the McDonald's across the street is convenient for you because you've been partying and sobered up to make the drive back to Brampton or further into Mississauga while you contemplate what the fuck your even doing anymore and why you even came out in the first place.

This is a perfect play by play of every trip I’ve ever made to this place! Genius!!
Exception back when Paris worked here. She was worth slumming. Made it a destination dump!