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Hard to believe these are some real ads Reviewom the past RG

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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida newspapers: (Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?) =============== FOXY LADY: Fine looking, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used...

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i was looking for a place to massage my legs, im on the track team and very sore. i see ads with like girls in bikinis describing them as "sexy" and saying erotic massages. what exactly is that? anyone ever been to one?

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