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ENGLISH movie names in HINDI go ahead......add some...... Harry Potter = Hariyaa Putter Home Alone.....ghar akela My Son the Fanatic...mera beta ullu ka patha Spider man......makora aadmi Meet the Parents - Walden say milo The Mummy Returns - Amma ki wapsi Behind Enemy Lines - dushman...

Sardar English k paper mein fail ho gaya Coz He did English translation like 1 main aam admi nahi hoon =I m not a mango man 2 Sarda aur garma fruit hain =Colda & hotta is fruits Mujhe b English atti hai =English comes to me also Do aur do barabar chaar =Give and...

See , How people write leave Applications. It's murder of English language. But Too Funny :-D . · Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week...

In a Bangkok temple: "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN." Cocktail lounge, Norway: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR." Doctors office, Rome: "SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES...

An irish, a scottish and an english,were sitting in a resturant with their wifes. the english thought that it would be nice to say something nice to his wife so he said "can you pass me the sugar please sugar" the scottish thought that it was a nice thing that the english man said to his...

After having dug to a depth of 1000 metres last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed...

A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily ever after in Toronto. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the...

The following is an update on the implementation of the English language as the official language of the European Community. "You will be pleased to know that The European Commission has just announced an agreement, whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German...

The main reason that Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self- help section?' she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. What if there were no hypothetical questions? If a deaf...

Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn. 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. 4. We must polish the Polish furniture. 5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. 6...

'SELF DEFENCE': - WHEN America invades a country (such as Iraq, Afghanistan, Vetnam, Cuba...) without UN approval 'ACT OF AGGRESSION': - WHEN Saddam invades a country (such as Kuwait) without UN approval 'FREEDOM OF MEDIA': - WHEN 'embedded' TV reporters film Iraqi prisoners of war on...

Can anyone recommend me good parlours with eng speaking masseuse? I've had countless bad exp and awkward moments with non speakers. To embarrassing to even post Reviews here. Haha thks fellow cheongers! :)

The Paris train was quite crowded, so an American businessman walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The man asked, "Ma'am may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in...

VISIT TO ENGLISH ROSE I had the pleasure of visiting English Rose this week… Knocking on the door I worried that the “old boy” may let me down with the nerves I felt . I hate the first meeting and not knowing whether the next hour is going to be what you want. I’ve always said to myself...

Last week I decided to visit English Rose for the first time. I was not dissapointed! Her website is very appealing, but in the real flesh her photos dont do her any justice. A little nervous to start (new to this game) I was quickly made to feel at ease in her company. Rose is situated in a...

I totally agree, saw her a couple of weeks ago..so mechanical, I wanted to check her back for the battery compartment. Total upselling job too everything a la carte...will definitely not repeat!!!

I had a client the other day who didn't speak a word of English! Her daughter rang me up to book the appointment and it didn't even cross my mind that she woldn't be able to speak English. I only found out when I turned up at her house. I had to do the consultation with her daughter which...

Date: oct 17 Provider: Yuna Phone: 214-651-1818 Email Address: - URL / Website: - City: Dallas State: Texas Address: Market Center Blvb Appointment Type: Spa Activities: L1, L2, L3, bbbj, cg, k9 Session Length: 1 hour Fee: $$ Hair Length and Color: Long...

My name is Lucy. **I am in New York 6th - 9th August 2007 and my gorgeous Japanese/Danish girlfriend Ariel will be with me** English born and bred, I have the softest porcelain-pale skin, long blonde hair and striking green eyes. I am 5'7" tall in my stockings (and I almost always wear...

**I will be visiting New York in July 2007 - actual dates will be announced on my website in June ** Are you yearning for a true girlfriend experience? One that is unhurried and relaxed, which makes you feel that you are a friend and lover, not just another client. Where your 'girlfriend'...