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    Italian and Russan massage??!?!?!??!?

    yo guys can you tell what the difference between russian and italian massage? I had a HJ while on my back and released after...........
  2. Arianna R

    ISO a "little italian girl"

    Hi everyone....was walking through Yorkdale mall today and couldn't help but horny looking at all of the nice little italian girls in the mall. are there any mps's out there who fit that description and are near the calibre of Cameron or Tarah @HFH or Alana @BP?
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    Italian finish?

    Guys: Ever since reading about one MPA who provided Italian finish, I'm very interested in finding the same. But how common is this? Do many MPA's provide this? Is it something that I can commonly ask for and not offend the girls? And finally, any suggestions for specific MPA's who...
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    Recommendation for "Italian" at SRM?

    Can anyone give a recommendation for a good "Italian" style finish at SRM?
  5. mollzzzz

    italian slide

    i am in brampton saturday and in need for a italian slide with a little butted girl any sugestions from hfh srm allure golden or any others,thanks,yes i know i ask this every other month but I LIKE IT.
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    Italian style

    I know I ask this once every three months,but what mpa do Italian style massage
  7. Pompal 09.

    Never trust an italian..

    Angelo broke is leg and his buddy Tony comes over to see him. Tony says "How you doin'?" Angelo says,"Okay but do me a favor goomba, run upstairs and get me my slippers, me feet are Revieweezing." Tony goes upstairs and sees Angelo's gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters lying in bed. He says...
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    The Italian Lover

    The Italian Lover, a virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and mpter some small talk, they retired to his...
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    Italian Bread

    Two old guys,one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench one morning. The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his Reviewiend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy. The 87 year old...
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    The Italian

    I am an Italiano. One day ima gonna to L.A. to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat a da breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate. She...
  11. K

    Italian virginity test.

    Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for whatwe call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit. A small can of red paint, a small can of...
  12. S

    An Italian Girl

    :lol::lol:.........
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    Italian Honeymoon

    > mpter returning Reviewom his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to sayhello to his Reviewiends. >Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" > Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down." > "Whata you...
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    Italian Spells

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: ''Emma come first. I come. Dennis come and...
  15. E

    The Italian Virgin

    :lol: @ stir the pasta ,that was funny kelzzzzz :lmao:
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    Italian girl

    A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?" The husband laughs and says: "An Italian girl!!!" The woman kept...
  17. K

    Hot Italian

    HOT ITALIAN An Italian man enters his favourite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table , he notices a beautiful woman sitting at a table nearby.... alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her - knowing that if...
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    Married Italian

    Maria just got married, and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs, and he'll take care of you." So up she went. When she got...
  19. O

    I'm an italian girl who wants to chat with me?

    I'm 15 and I need to improve my english =) My msn is : [email protected] !!!
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