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Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy. He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim. Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream. His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room...

alking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?" "Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."...

Will it go anywhere. You've kissed 5 mins after meeting (both veryy drunk) you both chatted online for a month before even though she had bf at one stage. Kiss was v passionate and you obviously fancied her at the time. You wanted her to come bk to urs for houseparty after,she went to another...

...massage, lick, and worship her feet.? i always liked feet since i was young but i never had the chance of experiencing it. if any woman or mistress wants me to then let me know. thanks.

Going to the movies in a couple days with my GF. I've been on dates before, but this time I want to kiss her and she's made it clear she wants to. Never kissed anyone on the lips before... Any advice, tips? I'd rather it not fail miserably. :)

Well i Was Listening To The radio And i Can't Rememberr One Of The New Songs They Was Playinqq yesterdayy . . .

Why do the Irish get to have all the fun? Now pucker up. Kiss, kiss.

Well i Was Listening To The radio And i Can't Rememberr One Of The New Songs They Was Playinqq yesterdayy . . .

brothers and sisters? I really want this phone

13 and my gf is quite fridged. shes fine with a hug and stuff but shes always looking down, how do i introduce a kiss? and what type should it be and how? (first time)

Why do the Irish get to have all the fun? Now pucker up. Kiss, kiss.

Women would you allow a man to do this to you?

father an erotic butt massage...? which would you choose?

Why do the Irish get to have all the fun? Now pucker up. Kiss, kiss.

I Know This Is Really Lame, But My BoyFriend Said He Was Going Too Give Me A Kiss Massage When He Comes Over. What's A Kiss Massage Though ? ? ? And I Was Going Too Ask Him But I Felt Weird Asking Him .

Why do the Irish get to have all the fun? Now pucker up. Kiss, kiss.