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  1. Nick Jonas <3

    One hundred dollar tattoo

    Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she Reviewowned. "What kind of tattoo did you Get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you...
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    Free Tattoo

    A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for Reviewee if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to...
  3. L

    getting a tattoo.

    Charlie gets home late one night and, Kitty, his wife says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Charlie replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she Reviewowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get? I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you...
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    Tattoo on Penis

    A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for Reviewee if you can give me one good reason for it." The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like...
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    Tattoo

    This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego...
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    CG: Do I have to fill out a chit to get a rose tattoo on my leg?

    I want to get a rose tattoo on my leg with my wedding date. Do I HAVE to fill out a chit since it doesnt violate the policy? It is not gang related or racist and no one will ever see it unless im in my PT gear working out after liberty. I'm already active duty and I've read the policy so leaving...
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    justin timberlake tattoo

    the the spiritual father of christians jews muslims and many others it was this persecution which led ephrem the syrian to end his life in edessa it would appear that proportionately fewer muslim conerts relapse than do tarsus and edessa which were so important in new testament times its chief...
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    Newbie tattoo question, help me out please?

    Hey all, I finally managed to get an appointment with one of the biggest tattoo studios here and it's this summer. I am already starting to feel nervous heh. I was wondering, could you describe the pain of getting the tattoo? How does it feel, what's the closest thing you can compare it to? On a...
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    CG: Do I have to fill out a chit to get a rose tattoo on my leg?

    I want to get a rose tattoo on my leg with my wedding date. Do I HAVE to fill out a chit since it doesnt violate the policy? It is not gang related or racist and no one will ever see it unless im in my PT gear working out after liberty. I'm already active duty and I've read the policy so leaving...
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    CG: Do I have to fill out a chit to get a rose tattoo on my leg?

    I want to get a rose tattoo on my leg with my wedding date. Do I HAVE to fill out a chit since it doesnt violate the policy? It is not gang related or racist and no one will ever see it unless im in my PT gear working out after liberty. I'm already active duty and I've read the policy so leaving...
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    If i get a tattoo without running a chit in the navy, whats the penalty?

    I want to get a Ambigram tattoo of my last name that flips over and says Family as well on my forearm. I don't have any tattoo waivers in my med record, could I get in trouble if i didn't run a chit on it, and if so, how much trouble? I'm already in the Navy, I've been in for a year now as a...
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    To get into massage therapy, would it matter if I get a tattoo?

    Okay, well I want a tattoo on my wrist. My dad reckons it will make getting any job harder. Is this true? I want to become a massage therapist. I wouldn't think it would matter of I had a tattoo or not.
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    If i get a tattoo without running a chit in the navy, whats the penalty?

    I want to get a Ambigram tattoo of my last name that flips over and says Family as well on my forearm. I don't have any tattoo waivers in my med record, could I get in trouble if i didn't run a chit on it, and if so, how much trouble? I'm already in the Navy, I've been in for a year now as a...
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    Tattoo Help - Newbie!?

    I am getting my first tattoo in two months. I know what I want - a cross that says Psalm 139:23-24 inside it. What I can't figure out is where to get it that will be able to be covered but also not hurt horribly badly. My main options are upper ankle, calf, inner forearm/wrist. But I will also...
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    If i get a tattoo without running a chit in the navy, whats the penalty?

    I want to get a Ambigram tattoo of my last name that flips over and says Family as well on my forearm. I don't have any tattoo waivers in my med record, could I get in trouble if i didn't run a chit on it, and if so, how much trouble? I'm already in the Navy, I've been in for a year now as a...
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    If back massages hurt me can I handle a shoulder tattoo?

    Hey everyone. I have definite inking plans and I really love the shoulder blade as a location for my first. But my friends attempting to massage me- even when they're not pushing down hard- make me hurt. Is tattooing superficial enough that I could handle it, or is it just a bad idea? Thanks!
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    Who knows what the many rubber bands that come with a tattoo machine are...

    ...for? Help!!! I'm a newbie.? I'm a newbie at tattoo making, I bought a tattoo kit and it came with some assortments of rubber bands, I figured some out but there are some I have no idea what they are for. for example, the regular rubberbands and some small black ones. If you know, please help...
  18. Tim K

    Navy tattoo chit..necessary if not visible?

    im at "A" school and i want to get a high half sleeve tattoo. It wont show wen i wear my utilities (obviously because they are long sleeve) or my nsu's. should i put a chit in or would i be ok? I've heard that it doesn't matter if its not visible.