10 semi legit massage recommendations from 2024 in the GTA

[I am here for you]

you will have to get @BT301 to start banning people. I don't know why he doesn't because everywhere that parasite goes, things go to fucking hell.

I love promoters giving reviews
All the old run down spas are recommend and off course agreed by ambler
THE BUSSINESS KILLER

 

[I am here for you]

You should treat them with respect, regardless of their actions.Everyone has their own reasons, so please stop using those words to refer to these women.They already endure a lot, and you have no idea what they go through. I’m not taking anyone’s side here.I don’t care about any of that.



If you'd like to visit our spa, please give us a call to book an appointment. We're a small, quiet spa that keeps things simple and focused on providing great massages. All of our therapists are skilled, and we are not involved in any unnecessary drama that goes around here.We kindly ask everyone to respect our name and the staff.Our main focus is strictly on good massage.We appreciate your support! Have a good night.

When ever i see a large pile of shit there is Jimmy

 

[Ambler]

When ever i see a large pile of shit there is Jimmy

No, that would be you looking in the mirror Davey Boy. You are an illiterate clown; how can you function in this world with below Junior Kindergarten level spelling and such a disordered brain?

You are well known for dressing like a bum, smelling like a septic tank, and looking like Nosferatu: bald, skeletal and as creepy as all fuck.

 

[I am here for you]

You can dress warm again today your tent must be cold
I am looking forward to my 5 hours of massages, the normal Friday event
3pm to 8pm unless I extend it
Continue as you do best killing the losers who pay you in Food stamps for fake reviews

 

[BT301]

I am gonna lock this thread, its a waste of time.

Anyone interested in sharing experiences or recommendations, feel free to DM me.

 

[Markhammon15]

Here are some good MPAs I have seen in the last year (or 2) in the semi-legit spas. All are so good they were mutiple repeats for me.

Things I look for in the spa are qualitty of massage, friendly and happy MPAs, I lke a long tease happy ending. whether the spa is clean and well run is important to me. Bonnus if the MPA has very sexy or has a pretty face,

in all below recommendations ymmv in terms of the experience, things can sometime get better on multiple repeat but I didn't get any 'extras' beyond the normal spa limit with any of the below, nor do I ask. There are lots of other spas for that.

Ratings just my view, not sure how else to guide. might help if you have similar taste.


1. E&M. It's the best spa imo - I have not once had a bad experience there in 10 years, it's always super clean and Michelle or the receptionist is always helpful and friendly. I have never had to discuss tips there, ever, either so I always tip more as I appreciate that and the tip is well deserved.

Cici, massage 9, experience 9, body 8 slim petite, b cup boobs which are a perfect shape, great ass, face 8. Probably an all-time best for me.

Lucy, massage 8, experience 8, body 8 great c cup boobs, very very sexy imo, face 7.

Mia massage 8, experience 8, body 9 c cup boobs, nice firm ass, face 8,

Sandy, massage 9, experience 9, body 7 pettite and sexy, face 7. (haven't seen her for a long time but very memorable)

I don;t think you can go wrong at this spa. Ada is really great too, very similar to Mia, maybe just a little older.


2. Emily at Go Relax. Huge breast, very hard massage. Don't see her reviewed much, an incredible experience.

massage 9, experience 9, body 9 (stocky mature woman, not for everyone but huge F cup boobs which are incredible), face 6,

3. Kelly at Greenway. Too well reviewed to mention more. massage 9, experience 9, body 8, face 7. The tease after the massage is so good.

4. Jenny and Selina at JR. both well reviewed too. Similar to E and M, I dont think you can go wrong at this spa with anyone.

Jenny - massage 8 (stretching thai massage), experience 8, body 9 (boobs are perfect E cups but she is mature and not slim), face 7. I see Jenny way too much lol, aslo works as Wawa at Superior.

Selina - massage 9, experience 9, body 9 slim and sexy, face 8. Never ever disappoints.

5. Alice on Mount Pleasant. best overall long tease around. Would rank higher but she's getting older now. massage 9, experience 10, body 7 (nice c cup tits, mature body, early 50s), face 6,

6. cici at Nature spa. Maybe a little under the radar. Long tease and slow methodical massage, similar to Alice. massage 8, experience 9, body 9 (sexy, petite girl with great boobs, DD but huge on her frame), face 6,

7. Lucy at Bellagio. I think she the owner. Tall, confident woman. Takes charge of the session and makes you feel like a king. massage 8, experience 9, body 8 (very tall very slim, very sexy but its her confidence and personality that makes he so attractive), face 8.

8. Mae at Up Everyday, Oshawa. under the radar spa. bit expensive ($160 absoluite min for the hour) but it's the best semi out east side imo. massage 8, experience 7, body 7 (huge nice tts but she is a heavier lady), face 7.

9. Lilly at Vivi Spa, Chinatown. Many reviews elsewhere. massage 6/7, experience 10 (other reviews are accurate), body 9 (sexy slim vietnamese girl with amazing boobs), face 7.

10. Coco at Blue Nile. Tall, really friendly girl, really aims to please and make sure you have a great time. massage 8, experience 8 , body 7, face 7. Just a really nice woman, always so happy to see you.

Honorable mentions which were all very good but I have only seen once: Tina at Shangri La, Lina at Blue Nile, Rica at Bellagio, Tina and Yumi at East Beaver Wellness. Alicia - Kijiji ads # ends 8898 works out of a commercial office in Ajax. Yumi at Greenway.

In all cases the massage is usually $60/$70 and the tips I don't ever tip less than $60. $80 is more usual when its' very good. $100 if it's exceptional or if they gave me no choice lol.

MPAs that would have been top 3 but they disappeared - Joey at Hot Rocks. Alys, a latina that used to work on Westney Road Ajax, Yumi (initially Rayvenella, then Blue Nile, then Best U. really huge tts no idea why she moves around so much). If anyone knows where they went - lmk?

hope that helps. recommendation welcome. DM if u prefer.

Gave Emily a shot at Go Relax Spa in Markham for 45 minutes at $60. Honestly the massage was great, very thorough and she used her elbows a ton which felt great. 30 second tease and then on the flip she asked for $80 for a hj which was a bit of a surprise as I only had the $100 I had which would've been a $40 tip for a release. She reluctantly gave me a jackhammer release and that was that. Tol bad, was she tip hungry or is $40 fair for a hand release with no touching on my part? Thanks for the massage suggestion though.

 

[BasedD]

I am gonna lock this thread, its a waste of time.

Anyone interested in sharing experiences or recommendations, feel free to DM me.

Honestly you should have hardlined banned any touts right away but you are likely afraid of your "direct answers" going away.

Ultimately this is on you for not calling out the shills as categorically harmful to the posting vibe here, and removing ALL immediately.

 

[luvdafurburger]

Honestly you should have hardlined banned any touts right away but you are likely afraid of your "direct answers" going away.

Ultimately this is on you for not calling out the shills as categorically harmful to the posting vibe here, and removing ALL immediately.

You're right...a stitch in time saves nine.
Starting a thread and expecting Krayjee to stick his greasy shill posts into it is completely foreseeable.
He's a dumpster fire magnet.
Should have banned him from the start. He bans guys in his shitty thread so it's well earned.

 

[Pervertino]

Gave Emily a shot at Go Relax Spa in Markham for 45 minutes at $60. Honestly the massage was great, very thorough and she used her elbows a ton which felt great. 30 second tease and then on the flip she asked for $80 for a hj which was a bit of a surprise as I only had the $100 I had which would've been a $40 tip for a release. She reluctantly gave me a jackhammer release and that was that. Tol bad, was she tip hungry or is $40 fair for a hand release with no touching on my part? Thanks for the massage suggestion though.

Saw Emily for 45mins . Massage was good. Body slide with Russian she asked 120 for tip. I'm used to 100 but I may be thinking of old pricing?

 

[VinnyBulbarino]

Gave Emily a shot at Go Relax Spa in Markham for 45 minutes at $60. Honestly the massage was great, very thorough and she used her elbows a ton which felt great. 30 second tease and then on the flip she asked for $80 for a hj which was a bit of a surprise as I only had the $100 I had which would've been a $40 tip for a release. She reluctantly gave me a jackhammer release and that was that. Tol bad, was she tip hungry or is $40 fair for a hand release with no touching on my part? Thanks for the massage suggestion though.

I recently saw Emily too, was a long time since I’ve seen her. Tits are still fantastic, attitude is still pleasant and playful. I think prices are definitely going up across the board.

 

[Markhammon15]

Saw Emily for 45mins . Massage was good. Body slide with Russian she asked 120 for tip. I'm used to 100 but I may be thinking of old pricing?

That's pretty steep, I feel like $80 tip should've been enough.

 

[Pervertino]

I'm used to giving $100 but session was good so I didn't mind throwing in a little extra

 

[hangul99]

Saw Emily for 45mins . Massage was good. Body slide with Russian she asked 120 for tip. I'm used to 100 but I may be thinking of old pricing?

Tip should be $100 for 1 hour for the service provided. She overcharges.

 

[BT301]

Gave Emily a shot at Go Relax Spa in Markham for 45 minutes at $60. Honestly the massage was great, very thorough and she used her elbows a ton which felt great. 30 second tease and then on the flip she asked for $80 for a hj which was a bit of a surprise as I only had the $100 I had which would've been a $40 tip for a release. She reluctantly gave me a jackhammer release and that was that. Tol bad, was she tip hungry or is $40 fair for a hand release with no touching on my part? Thanks for the massage suggestion though.

hmm - that has not been my experience but fair enough. Couple of other notes on her inreasing prices which I have never had a problem with, with her. As on my original post, I maybe dont tip enough but always the same. $60 standard happy end, $80 if its really good, $100 only really if it's a regular for me and the experience is always incredble...

If its a new plase for me and they want more, I kinda wanna clarify that it has to be exceptional if I am gonna pay that... Once you hit $180+ all-in, you might as well go to the high-end spas.

I'd say $40 is probably too little a tip anywhere and might not get you the best experience..

 

[BT301]

Saw Emily for 45mins . Massage was good. Body slide with Russian she asked 120 for tip. I'm used to 100 but I may be thinking of old pricing?

nah that seems definitely steep, its not been that way for me, but maybe I get old pricing as bin seeing her a long time or something. I noted Go Relax but their standard massage prices up too.