Flatulent Fox
Known Reviewer
Isn't it a pain in the ass to sit here and pretend your someome your not? Your bitchass pretends to be an old man behind that computer screen because you so ashamed someone might indentify you if you shared your real age which is fairly obvious from the liberal servicees you ALWAYS get and way you talk. Aint no bitches going crazy giving out bbjs dfks and cims on the regz like it's 1999 to an old fat, which you claim to be just cuz you "nice" and "presentable" we know "those" guys always getting stiff armed in the rooms! Or you lying which NAH I actually believe your stories real talk bruh so not even guna go there and call your a lier. Your not even comfortable in your own skin pussy. Always going out of your way to tell ppl "I'm old" every other day because that's what people trying to hide something do your so damn insecure. Pussyclot haha
Fine, I exaggerate a bit about how old and flabby I am just for jokes, but I'm hardly young and fit either. I'm middle aged with a dad bod, probably like most of these girl's actual dads. If they all have daddy issues like everyone says, good news for me.
I get liberal services because I see girls known for liberal services, either from reviews or experience. When I go in blind it's hit and miss, like anyone else. If she doesn't do the things I like, I move on. If she does, I'll repeat and keep getting it.
If this surprises you, have you forgotten that these girls are sex workers? This isn't dating, I don't need to be attractive, I just need be not gross.