I gotta pretty funny one. I won't say the spa name in case they get in trouble, but there's only a handful in the GTA that offer this.
Vichy Hydrotherapy Massage. This one is actually covered by RMT so work paid for it!I I started typing a description, but this is easier:
You lie naked in this low-wall bath while multiple showerheads spray warm water on you, all whilst the RMT massages you.
At this particular spa I'd done this treatment about 3 times. The first time it was professional, the RMT ended up being ridiculously hot, so I made sure to grab her name and reserve for all future appointments. As she was an RMT I figured it would never go beyond professional, but since even if its a legit massage I'd rather have an attractive young female do it instead of an older mom or butch woman. The second time the water kept hitting her scrubs and she made the joke she was lactating because only her nipples/boobs got wet (as a result of her leaning forward). I was comfortable with her at this point so I joked she should just take it off, and she said only if you dont tell anyone. She had a lacy bra underneath but kept that on the whole time. Third appointment, about halfway through she asked if there's anything she could do for me. I asked for an HJ but she said no, I apologized and said when she asked if she could do anything I just assumed thats what she meant. After some back and fourth, she took the bra off this time, pants off (underwear on), and had turned off the water, then she straddled me in cowgirl while I masturbated. I was kind of laughing because she'd send something along the lines of if she doesnt touch me inappropriately with her hands she hasn't crossed the line, but what she did was reminiscent of a lapdance? Anyway I tried to book again and she said she couldn't see me anymore.