Review Asian B&S Mississauga - Once and For All

[c1000]

This is epic! Totally sorry u had 2go thru it, but glad u shared... holy sh!t!

Sorry???? I loved every fucked up moment of it.

 

[xtc27]

Sorry???? I loved every fucked up moment of it.

Phew! Enjoyed reading it...

” I was feeling like an American prisoner in the Vietnam war.”

... which made me feel guilty 4 enjoying the show... but I get it, experiences can b really sh!t & still epically amazing...

 

[Old No. 7]

So OP sent the link to me and I went there for shits and giggles. Jesus, this was like doing business at a chop shop.

First off, I can't wait for MPs to open back up. I don't know how you guys put up with this texting back and forth shit. But whatever, I get buzzed in, hear some neighbors screaming at each other. I walk past all that to get to my destination. The woman was already at the door. Now inside, I understand what OP was saying, All the room are sectioned off by curtains so you can hear everything going on, place was a bit messy too.

So we get to the "room" and some older Asian basically upsells me to the full hour. I basically told her I don't know if you can handle me for an hour but ok. She talks the money, comes back and a 2nd girl is with her. She like "extra girls $100 more", I'm like I only got $50. She takes it and she's in. So now your thinking, "2 girl, $250/hr. This is great." right? Wrong, WRONG.

So they start off both massaging me, but they are speaking in there language the whole time. Then the 2nd goes down on me and the other licks my nipples. After that I'm ontop of the 2nd and the original women is sort of just watching. It seems like the original (older) didn't want to do any work and brought the 2nd in to do the heavy lifting. Then the front door opens and it's a 3rd girl. The original gets up to talks to her. So basically it's now 3 asian women in all shouting across the apartment to each other in Cantonese. I like Ok I'm ready to blow and get out now. So I get this half-assed "CIM" finish and the girl is like "I give you massage now", Fine whatever. So she gives me this horrible one hand massage while she is texting one her phone. The other women are eating in the kitchen. Around this time other customers start showing up, so the 2nd girl swaps with the older original. About 5 mins in she like I get you another girl. WTF I ask for some of my cash back to leave early, but she's not down for that. Fine send the 3rd girl in. She comes in, but then leaves and the 2nd girl comes in. This happens a few more times until the 2nd girl is like we need the room we have to end now. At that point I was ready to get off the shit-show roller coaster. I was feeling like an American prisoner in the Vietnam war. Put my clothes, was led through the kitchen and bounced.

Overall, Holy shit. I can't wait for lockdown to be over. If I just took the 120/hh, it would have been barely passable.

Were any of the women at least decent looking?

 

[c1000]

Were any of the women at least decent looking?

Standard run of the mill middle-age Asian sex workers.

In order:
2nd woman- best looking, petite, implants, still young looking, but I know better.
3rd woman- Very "normal" looking, just a plain, nerdy, "I want to read a book" look about her. She looked the youngest. Fairly tall.
1st girl- Clearly the Mamasan. They all look the same. Like they all come from a mamasan factory. Now that I think about it, she ever took her clothes off.

I guess if you are you to this, they are passable.

 

[BulliedEnough]

Send me the ad guys, I'm going in. I'll write a post here recounting my experience. I need to clear the pipes anyways.

 

[c1000]

Send me the ad guys, I'm going in. I'll write a post here recounting my experience. I need to clear the pipes anyways.

Don't send him shit.

As usual, some poster comes in and copies my style. I'm copyrighted, don't try it pig.

 

[hangul99]

So OP sent the link to me and I went there for shits and giggles. Jesus, this was like doing business at a chop shop.

First off, I can't wait for MPs to open back up. I don't know how you guys put up with this texting back and forth shit. But whatever, I get buzzed in, hear some neighbors screaming at each other. I walk past all that to get to my destination. The woman was already at the door. Now inside, I understand what OP was saying, All the room are sectioned off by curtains so you can hear everything going on, place was a bit messy too.

So we get to the "room" and some older Asian basically upsells me to the full hour. I basically told her I don't know if you can handle me for an hour but ok. She talks the money, comes back and a 2nd girl is with her. She like "extra girls $100 more", I'm like I only got $50. She takes it and she's in. So now your thinking, "2 girl, $250/hr. This is great." right? Wrong, WRONG.

So they start off both massaging me, but they are speaking in there language the whole time. Then the 2nd goes down on me and the other licks my nipples. After that I'm ontop of the 2nd and the original women is sort of just watching. It seems like the original (older) didn't want to do any work and brought the 2nd in to do the heavy lifting. Then the front door opens and it's a 3rd girl. The original gets up to talks to her. So basically it's now 3 asian women in all shouting across the apartment to each other in Cantonese. I like Ok I'm ready to blow and get out now. So I get this half-assed "CIM" finish and the girl is like "I give you massage now", Fine whatever. So she gives me this horrible one hand massage while she is texting one her phone. The other women are eating in the kitchen. Around this time other customers start showing up, so the 2nd girl swaps with the older original. About 5 mins in she like I get you another girl. WTF I ask for some of my cash back to leave early, but she's not down for that. Fine send the 3rd girl in. She comes in, but then leaves and the 2nd girl comes in. This happens a few more times until the 2nd girl is like we need the room we have to end now. At that point I was ready to get off the shit-show roller coaster. I was feeling like an American prisoner in the Vietnam war. Put my clothes, was led through the kitchen and bounced.

Overall, Holy shit. I can't wait for lockdown to be over. If I just took the 120/hh, it would have been barely passable.

You've hoobied for awhile. You should no better than to fall for the upsell.

 

[OG_funguy]

You've hoobied for awhile. You should no better than to fall for the upsell.

Maybe he hasn't gone out in a while and figured, ah wtf, just go with the flow this time...happens to even the experienced hobbyists from time to time

Anyways, his story is hilarious, sounds like a game of musical chairs. Personally, I probably would have went soft lol...

 

[Magicmon]

So OP sent the link to me and I went there for shits and giggles. Jesus, this was like doing business at a chop shop.

First off, I can't wait for MPs to open back up. I don't know how you guys put up with this texting back and forth shit. But whatever, I get buzzed in, hear some neighbors screaming at each other. I walk past all that to get to my destination. The woman was already at the door. Now inside, I understand what OP was saying, All the room are sectioned off by curtains so you can hear everything going on, place was a bit messy too.

So we get to the "room" and some older Asian basically upsells me to the full hour. I basically told her I don't know if you can handle me for an hour but ok. She talks the money, comes back and a 2nd girl is with her. She like "extra girls $100 more", I'm like I only got $50. She takes it and she's in. So now your thinking, "2 girl, $250/hr. This is great." right? Wrong, WRONG.

So they start off both massaging me, but they are speaking in there language the whole time. Then the 2nd goes down on me and the other licks my nipples. After that I'm ontop of the 2nd and the original women is sort of just watching. It seems like the original (older) didn't want to do any work and brought the 2nd in to do the heavy lifting. Then the front door opens and it's a 3rd girl. The original gets up to talks to her. So basically it's now 3 asian women in all shouting across the apartment to each other in Cantonese. I like Ok I'm ready to blow and get out now. So I get this half-assed "CIM" finish and the girl is like "I give you massage now", Fine whatever. So she gives me this horrible one hand massage while she is texting one her phone. The other women are eating in the kitchen. Around this time other customers start showing up, so the 2nd girl swaps with the older original. About 5 mins in she like I get you another girl. WTF I ask for some of my cash back to leave early, but she's not down for that. Fine send the 3rd girl in. She comes in, but then leaves and the 2nd girl comes in. This happens a few more times until the 2nd girl is like we need the room we have to end now. At that point I was ready to get off the shit-show roller coaster. I was feeling like an American prisoner in the Vietnam war. Put my clothes, was led through the kitchen and bounced.

Overall, Holy shit. I can't wait for lockdown to be over. If I just took the 120/hh, it would have been barely passable.

haha what an adventure. You’re a brave man to give this a go. I hate those factory mill places. I can’t even imagine laying down and hearing everyone scream across the place at each other. I would have just cut my losses and walked out.

 

[sy barite]

This place sounds right, if I were looking for something to finally cure me of the hobby forever.

 

[bumzbumz]

So OP sent the link to me and I went there for shits and giggles. Jesus, this was like doing business at a chop shop.

First off, I can't wait for MPs to open back up. I don't know how you guys put up with this texting back and forth shit. But whatever, I get buzzed in, hear some neighbors screaming at each other. I walk past all that to get to my destination. The woman was already at the door. Now inside, I understand what OP was saying, All the room are sectioned off by curtains so you can hear everything going on, place was a bit messy too.

So we get to the "room" and some older Asian basically upsells me to the full hour. I basically told her I don't know if you can handle me for an hour but ok. She talks the money, comes back and a 2nd girl is with her. She like "extra girls $100 more", I'm like I only got $50. She takes it and she's in. So now your thinking, "2 girl, $250/hr. This is great." right? Wrong, WRONG.

So they start off both massaging me, but they are speaking in there language the whole time. Then the 2nd goes down on me and the other licks my nipples. After that I'm ontop of the 2nd and the original women is sort of just watching. It seems like the original (older) didn't want to do any work and brought the 2nd in to do the heavy lifting. Then the front door opens and it's a 3rd girl. The original gets up to talks to her. So basically it's now 3 asian women in all shouting across the apartment to each other in Cantonese. I like Ok I'm ready to blow and get out now. So I get this half-assed "CIM" finish and the girl is like "I give you massage now", Fine whatever. So she gives me this horrible one hand massage while she is texting one her phone. The other women are eating in the kitchen. Around this time other customers start showing up, so the 2nd girl swaps with the older original. About 5 mins in she like I get you another girl. WTF I ask for some of my cash back to leave early, but she's not down for that. Fine send the 3rd girl in. She comes in, but then leaves and the 2nd girl comes in. This happens a few more times until the 2nd girl is like we need the room we have to end now. At that point I was ready to get off the shit-show roller coaster. I was feeling like an American prisoner in the Vietnam war. Put my clothes, was led through the kitchen and bounced.

Overall, Holy shit. I can't wait for lockdown to be over. If I just took the 120/hh, it would have been barely passable.

thanks for the funny story.

from what you said there is nothing surprising.

those girls probably don't even shower. they at most probably do the infamous " small wipe and on to the next client".

that's the reason why I sometimes cringe when I read guys talk about how great it was going down on a girl at these type of places.

 

[c1000]

You've hoobied for awhile. You should no better than to fall for the upsell.

This is actually my first SP type visit. But the same rules should have applied.

I wasn't in the arguing mood and thought I would get a decent massage.

If I experience anything like this again I won't stay more than 20 mins.

haha what an adventure. You’re a brave man to give this a go. I hate those factory mill places. I can’t even imagine laying down and hearing everyone scream across the place at each other. I would have just cut my losses and walked out.

Sometimes you just got to follow through and live in the moment.

 

[c1000]

thanks for the funny story.

from what you said there is nothing surprising.

those girls probably don't even shower. they at most probably do the infamous " small wipe and on to the next client".

that's the reason why I sometimes cringe when I read guys talk about how great it was going down on a girl at these type of places.

I could have written 5 more paragraphs but wanted to keep it as short as possible.

But yes, this was something I was thinking about when I walked out. No washing, just baby wipes. Didn't even hear a pipe turn on to wash their hands.

I'm definitely going to look at hobbying cleanliness differently now. I could have done COB and the next customer could be sucking her tits.

I actually thought about carrying a small bag with alcohol wipes and other hygiene product in the future. I'll be looking out for any rashes or breakouts on my body this week.

 

[northofgta]

Jesus christ this thread delivers! Hahah holy fuck you guys took one for the team! Makes me wanna quit this racket altogether now. Disgusting as fuck how these fuck houses operate.

You guys ever try tinder or bumble? I mean if you already going to fuck nasty bitches, Might as well do it without having to pay.


Also, I have COB so many times then watched her wipe off, leave the room and talking and hugging the next client before I leave. No fn way she showered. *shutters*

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[hangul99]

This is actually my first SP type visit. But the same rules should have applied.

I wasn't in the arguing mood and thought I would get a decent massage.

If I experience anything like this again I won't stay more than 20 mins.


Sometimes you just got to follow through and live in the moment.

Lol! We've all been there at one point or another. I was getting flashbacks of all the cheap Asian incalls from about 15 years ago around Bamburgh Circle in Scarborough and Parkway Forest across from Fairview Mall. I've done my share of slumming in the past but i moved away from SP's awhile ago.

 

[krayjee]

Lol! We've all been there at one point or another. I was getting flashbacks of all the cheap Asian incalls from about 15 years ago around Bamburgh Circle in Scarborough and Parkway Forest across from Fairview Mall. I've done my share of slumming in the past but i moved away from SP's awhile ago.

C'mon, 100 Bamburgh circle was lots of fun in those days. Bed rooms, living room, closet rooms with a small mattress and some even did it in the kitchen while other girls watching. The best thing was they have all very good looking young girls. I believe Mamasan name was Kitty and the place was called Kitty's house. Carla was real cute and one Taiwanese girl was like a movie star. My terb buddy Apoc was going crazy for that girl. After they got busted, they moved to Parkway Forest but all the young girls were gone.

 

[Deleted member 86964]

I could have written 5 more paragraphs but wanted to keep it as short as possible.

But yes, this was something I was thinking about when I walked out. No washing, just baby wipes. Didn't even hear a pipe turn on to wash their hands.

I'm definitely going to look at hobbying cleanliness differently now. I could have done COB and the next customer could be sucking her tits.

I actually thought about carrying a small bag with alcohol wipes and other hygiene product in the future. I'll be looking out for any rashes or breakouts on my body this week.

LOOOL fucking one great story for the books. If this was a porno I’d actually watch the storyline to it lololol.

Btw when I Went I insisted on using the bathroom before and after. They let you, even to clean yourself off is a bit more peace of mind. Going to that place is like going to a bad restaurant; You’ll eventually run into it.

If Mamasan was smart, she’d give you some take out food on the way out. That’s A+ customer service.

 

[Realitychk88]

This is epic! Totally sorry u had 2go thru it, but glad u shared... holy sh!t!

OMG, classic.