Spa AD E&M Health & Wellness Centre, 7665 Kennedy Rd, Unit 4, Markham, ON, (905) 479-6668 - Spa Schedule, etc.

[DareDevil]

I have not tried all the girls at E&M but I find Cici and Lucy are excellent at teasing. They don't rush and take their time to tease you until you cannot hold it any more.

For any girls, you may simply tell them what you want The will be pleased to comply. Enjoy.

Yes! I will second that FF. i had lucy a little while ago and her tease was pretty amazing. I haven't had Cici for a little while now, but from my last experience it was outstanding. But if anyone is looking for a good tease today. I highly recommend you try Ivy, she does have magical hands.

 

[semi4life]

Who’d be the next best alternative for long and expert teasing?

I have not tried all the girls at E&M but I find Cici and Lucy are excellent at teasing.

I agree Cici and Lucy are good choices. Vivian is also surprisingly good in the tease department

 

[EMSpa_schedule]

Does Sandy still work there? I’ve never tried her but read previously she was the best at pure teasing and finish.

Sandy is great in that department, yes. She's off the schedule right now but we expect her back. We'll let you know when that happens

In the mean time we have other attendants that can meet your needs

As was said above, Cici, Vivian and Ivy excel at that as well today. Let us know if you want more recommendations for other days

 

[EMSpa_schedule]

Good Morning from E&M Wellness, Markham's premier spa!

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For Tuesday March 26, 2024, our attendants are Amy, Cici, Vivian and Ivy

Cici is in the house! Come see what the hype is about!

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Amy is slim, pretty and sexy with a great smile. Gives a strong massage as well
Cici is tiny, trim and very sensual. Prepare yourself for an amazing session. A real people pleaser
Vivian is young, petite and gives a good massage
Ivy is slim, on the taller side, beautiful and she knows what she's doing so come and say hello!

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E&M Recommendations:
For massage/pretty: Ivy
For alluring: Amy
For massage/petite: Vivian
For sensuous: Cici

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Here's what people have said (please click the links to read the full reviews):
Amy: Amy is great
Cici: CiCi was always the best at E&M, bar none. Best technique
Ivy: Ivy then Eva, was the first girl to tease me. Haven't seen her at E&M yet. Maybe today's the day
Vivian: Really felt great afterward and the next day. Tease was incredible up there with Sandy, Cici and Lucy

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The schedule is posted here daily.
You can ask to use our newly renovated in-room shower rooms.
Walk-ins are welcome, but call (905) 479-6668 to avoid disappointment.

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Today a little feature on Cici/Vivian:

Flyingfox: Cici was full of energy and worked on my back hitting the relevant spots. I felt so relaxed and almost felt into sleep even though I have enjoyed Cic's touching and massage routine for so many times. To my surprise, Cici seemed to know how I enjoyed her massage and it lasted almost ten minutes more than our usual time for the flip. I did not mind at all, After the flip, I saw the Cici's beautiful face - Wow I felt in heaven to see how Cici looked at me. Her eyes were so seductive that I gave my whole body to Cici's wonderful hands. As always, I left E&M very relaxed and happily. I tipped Cici a bit extra more than the going rate.

helltoupe: Been a while since my last post. Just not enough time or money these days. Saw Cici for what I think is my first time. Great massage, probably one of the best I've gotten at E&M, way to hard for me, I had to ask her to back it off as I am a giant man baby. Pretty sure she would do PM as she was working that area, I personally am not into that so I said "no thanks" but if thats your deal she seemed to know what she was doing. $50 got me all the wandering hands that I could ask for, but YMMV. Great finish. Only thing I might say is that she has a really nice body, just enough of everything that you're never left wanting, but sadly she's not the prettiest girl at E&M. Still better than most though!
I would definitely recommend

DDank: I saw Cici at E&M, I got to see the line up of Jessica, Sandy and Coco and imo Michelle and Cici are the best looking ones by far. Michelle was in but she had an appointment so I went with Cici on her recommendation. Massage was ok, tease wasn't bad. She milked me from behind for a bit and I turned out and finished

Flyingfox: I respectfully disagree - (Cici is more medium strong). Cici is able to execute a hard and effective massage. Maybe Cici's spinner body and her soft voice will lead people think that Cici is just a sweet and gentle girl. If one wants to have a strong massage, just let Cici know and she will find the right pressure spots . Don't judge a book by its cover.

JimiNY: Cici at E&M is very cute, super petite and extremely sensual. A totally unforgettable experienceand with an above average massage, is a no brainer.

DareDevil: Gents! Its been a little while since I last visit E@M, but I happened to be in the area thought I give them a visit. Plenty of parking, a very clean place, with a nice convenient in room shower. I was hearing some good things about Cici. thought i give her a try. Description: very cute, petite, mid 30's, nice spinner body, good size melons C's, great attitude and super bubbly/giggly Massage: does a great massage, with decent strength, relaxing and on therapeutic side. She certainly has some massage experience under her belt, does a pretty good job around digging into your knots. Love the fact she sits on your ass and massages away. Her weight is just perfect for that. As for her magical hands, they can get a bit adventurous. Honestly, I am not use to getting my anal massaged but it was nice sensual feel. Tease/Fun: We have a winner here. Great tease skills, she is worth the visit

BT301: A surprising and great experience. I don't usually try someone new as I have favourites at EandM. I'd say Vivian is early 30s, very slim body, great figure. nice firm massage, but with gentle teasing touches in between the harder work. Really felt great afterward and the next day. Tease was incredible up there with Sandy, Cici and Lucy. Vivian does a really slow build and slow finish. a very happy ending. and definite repeat.

DaNatural: A few minutes later Vivian walked in. Massage skills above average but her tease and HJ skills is where she shines..could just let her massage and edge me down south for the whole session. Prolly wouldn’t repeat as I prefer a bit more mileage but amazing hands if I’m looking for straight up HJ technique.

 

[DareDevil]

Good Morning from E&M Wellness, Markham's premier spa!

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For Tuesday March 26, 2024, our attendants are Amy, Cici, Vivian and Ivy

Cici is in the house! Come see what the hype is about!

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Amy is slim, pretty and sexy with a great smile. Gives a strong massage as well
Cici is tiny, trim and very sensual. Prepare yourself for an amazing session. A real people pleaser
Vivian is young, petite and gives a good massage
Ivy is slim, on the taller side, beautiful and she knows what she's doing so come and say hello!

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E&M Recommendations:
For massage/pretty: Ivy
For alluring: Amy
For massage/petite: Vivian
For sensuous: Cici

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Here's what people have said (please click the links to read the full reviews):
Amy: Amy is great
Cici: CiCi was always the best at E&M, bar none. Best technique
Ivy: Ivy then Eva, was the first girl to tease me. Haven't seen her at E&M yet. Maybe today's the day
Vivian: Really felt great afterward and the next day. Tease was incredible up there with Sandy, Cici and Lucy

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View attachment 419631
The schedule is posted here daily.
You can ask to use our newly renovated in-room shower rooms.
Walk-ins are welcome, but call (905) 479-6668 to avoid disappointment.

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Today a little feature on Cici/Vivian:

Flyingfox: Cici was full of energy and worked on my back hitting the relevant spots. I felt so relaxed and almost felt into sleep even though I have enjoyed Cic's touching and massage routine for so many times. To my surprise, Cici seemed to know how I enjoyed her massage and it lasted almost ten minutes more than our usual time for the flip. I did not mind at all, After the flip, I saw the Cici's beautiful face - Wow I felt in heaven to see how Cici looked at me. Her eyes were so seductive that I gave my whole body to Cici's wonderful hands. As always, I left E&M very relaxed and happily. I tipped Cici a bit extra more than the going rate.

helltoupe: Been a while since my last post. Just not enough time or money these days. Saw Cici for what I think is my first time. Great massage, probably one of the best I've gotten at E&M, way to hard for me, I had to ask her to back it off as I am a giant man baby. Pretty sure she would do PM as she was working that area, I personally am not into that so I said "no thanks" but if thats your deal she seemed to know what she was doing. $50 got me all the wandering hands that I could ask for, but YMMV. Great finish. Only thing I might say is that she has a really nice body, just enough of everything that you're never left wanting, but sadly she's not the prettiest girl at E&M. Still better than most though!
I would definitely recommend

DDank: I saw Cici at E&M, I got to see the line up of Jessica, Sandy and Coco and imo Michelle and Cici are the best looking ones by far. Michelle was in but she had an appointment so I went with Cici on her recommendation. Massage was ok, tease wasn't bad. She milked me from behind for a bit and I turned out and finished

Flyingfox: I respectfully disagree - (Cici is more medium strong). Cici is able to execute a hard and effective massage. Maybe Cici's spinner body and her soft voice will lead people think that Cici is just a sweet and gentle girl. If one wants to have a strong massage, just let Cici know and she will find the right pressure spots . Don't judge a book by its cover.

JimiNY: Cici at E&M is very cute, super petite and extremely sensual. A totally unforgettable experienceand with an above average massage, is a no brainer.

DareDevil: Gents! Its been a little while since I last visit E@M, but I happened to be in the area thought I give them a visit. Plenty of parking, a very clean place, with a nice convenient in room shower. I was hearing some good things about Cici. thought i give her a try. Description: very cute, petite, mid 30's, nice spinner body, good size melons C's, great attitude and super bubbly/giggly Massage: does a great massage, with decent strength, relaxing and on therapeutic side. She certainly has some massage experience under her belt, does a pretty good job around digging into your knots. Love the fact she sits on your ass and massages away. Her weight is just perfect for that. As for her magical hands, they can get a bit adventurous. Honestly, I am not use to getting my anal massaged but it was nice sensual feel. Tease/Fun: We have a winner here. Great tease skills, she is worth the visit

BT301: A surprising and great experience. I don't usually try someone new as I have favourites at EandM. I'd say Vivian is early 30s, very slim body, great figure. nice firm massage, but with gentle teasing touches in between the harder work. Really felt great afterward and the next day. Tease was incredible up there with Sandy, Cici and Lucy. Vivian does a really slow build and slow finish. a very happy ending. and definite repeat.

DaNatural: A few minutes later Vivian walked in. Massage skills above average but her tease and HJ skills is where she shines..could just let her massage and edge me down south for the whole session. Prolly wouldn’t repeat as I prefer a bit more mileage but amazing hands if I’m looking for straight up HJ technique.

Welcome Back Cici!

Easily today Cici would be my top recommendation, my other favorite "Deep Tissue" Ivy also has some great magical hands.

 

[JimiNY]

I agree Cici and Lucy are good choices. Vivian is also surprisingly good in the tease department

Vivian is cute and tiny, her massage is up to par with most at E&M

 

[spaluvr]

Looking for a good strong massage,Opal is not working today,sho should I see ? Ivy or Vivian?

 

[DareDevil]

Looking for a good strong massage,Opal is not working today,sho should I see ? Ivy or Vivian?

In my opinion, i go for Ivy known for a while and gives a great massage and finish. was my go to before and reminds me i need to pay her a visit soon too..lol

 

[JimiNY]

It is COLA Wednesday, saying the infamous always sought after Ada is
on duty today along with Opal, Cici and Linda.
You could not go wrong with the massage of any of these ladies, all
with there own unique style.
The lesser known Opal has a phenomenal rmt quality massage and
has an iron clad grip on people whom repeat for her. She holds
one of the records for a tip.
Linda is no slouch when it comes to her massage either being very strong
with 100% coverage and that is in a 45 minute session.
Cici doing well getting her strength back, not missing a beat.

 

[EMSpa_schedule]

Good morning! Another great day for a massage at E&M Wellness!

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For Wednesday March 27, 2024, our attendants are Ada, Opal, Cici and Linda

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Ada is young, pretty, slim, fit, super popular and gives an awesome experience. Come visit the one a lot of people are talking about!
Opal gives an amazing massage, come and experience it! If you're into back-walking then she's your girl
Cici is tiny, trim and very sensual. Prepare yourself for an amazing session. A real people pleaser
Linda is slim, she has a nicely shaped body and gives a hard strong massage. She's a must try!

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E&M Recommendations:
For sensuous: Cici
For the experience: Ada
For massage: Opal/Linda
For friendly/new: Linda

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Here's what people have said (click to links to read the full reviews):
Ada: Massage was fantastic. Thorough and strong. Very professional. Some areas of my back need attention and she listened well. The tease began I think about 20 min in, while facing down
Opal: More than likely the best I have had at E&M if not anywhere. In the 1/2 hr I stayed she was able to do all coverage including feet but the shoulders and neck was nothing less than glorious
Cici: CiCi was always the best at E&M, bar none. Best technique
Linda: I would repeat for her exceptional massage and finish

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The schedule is posted here daily.
You can ask to use our newly renovated in-room shower rooms.
Walk-ins are always welcome, but call (905) 479-6668 to avoid disappointment.

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Today a little feature on Ada/Opal:

Mav: I ended up seeing Ada for the first time. Great massage, nice medium pressure as requested. She doesn’t say much but what she lacks in verbal communication, she excelled in other ways of communicating. Definite repeat. And as always, nice to see Michelle again, who looked very pretty today btw

Wolfbane: I tried Ada at E&M about 2 weeks ago for 1 hour and it's my first time back at E&M for a long time since covid started. would rate her looks 6 to 7/10, body generally in shape but can be toned more, her massage is quite decent, and pre-flip tease is ample. On turning over, I was able to reach under her shirt and grab her tits which I think are A to B cup size, had her pants down and grabbed her butt, and kisses on the lips, so I would say decent YMMV by semi-legit standards. This being my first time with her I thought she is probably worth a repeat

PatrickLalime: I know Ada has been well reviewed on here but saw her again last week and just so happy with her service, figured I’d bump her again. Opted for the 60 min massage - reasonable price after going to Bliss a bit recently. Ada gives the closest thing to a real RMT style massage I’ve ever experienced at a MP. Great pressure, fantastic working through my sore muscles. If I had one feedback, I would’ve loved some more teasing throughout. Tease was good - I really like post flip where she doesn’t just get right into the HJ. She really takes her time to draw her fingers all over your balls and taint for a solid 5-10 mins. Really prolongs the HJ build up. Love her B titties as well. Total damage was $120 - $60 for massage, $60 tip. Will definitely be going back when I’m in the neighbourhood. Left feeling like I had a RMT massage plus a release lol

JimiNY: Opal's massage is RMT level, Ada's more flowing and sensual.

semi4life: You can try Opal, get her to do backwalking and tell her to start the tease once she's done with the rails (as others have mentioned you have to speak up if it's your first time seeing a girl)

spaluvr: Opal does very good tease and HE,she is like a Traditional Chinese Medicine Physician Knows every acupuncture point.

JimiNY: Got in to see Opal again, was my choice today from the group. Talking with the boss, she says she uses Opal for a massage instead of going elsewhere. Once again, told her just a medium pressure, she laughed and continued. I could see why she was getting the massive tips after the first time I saw her, just a phenomenal massage. Much like Ada's but much more coverage, a blend of ancient wisdom with seamless satisfaction. Her shoulder work is second to none and all the way through using her tingling touch. She does not remove any clothing, can do the otc thing with her. Her finish is very sensual and lengthy, makes your worries melt away. She is in today guys, lots of time.

 

[DareDevil]

Good morning! Another great day for a massage at E&M Wellness!

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For Wednesday March 27, 2024, our attendants are Ada, Opal, Cici and Linda

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Ada is young, pretty, slim, fit, super popular and gives an awesome experience. Come visit the one a lot of people are talking about!
Opal gives an amazing massage, come and experience it! If you're into back-walking then she's your girl
Cici is tiny, trim and very sensual. Prepare yourself for an amazing session. A real people pleaser
Linda is slim, she has a nicely shaped body and gives a hard strong massage. She's a must try!

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E&M Recommendations:
For sensuous: Cici
For the experience: Ada
For massage: Opal/Linda
For friendly/new: Linda

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Here's what people have said (click to links to read the full reviews):
Ada: Massage was fantastic. Thorough and strong. Very professional. Some areas of my back need attention and she listened well. The tease began I think about 20 min in, while facing down
Opal: More than likely the best I have had at E&M if not anywhere. In the 1/2 hr I stayed she was able to do all coverage including feet but the shoulders and neck was nothing less than glorious
Cici: CiCi was always the best at E&M, bar none. Best technique
Linda: I would repeat for her exceptional massage and finish

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View attachment 420179
The schedule is posted here daily.
You can ask to use our newly renovated in-room shower rooms.
Walk-ins are always welcome, but call (905) 479-6668 to avoid disappointment.

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Today a little feature on Ada/Opal:

Mav: I ended up seeing Ada for the first time. Great massage, nice medium pressure as requested. She doesn’t say much but what she lacks in verbal communication, she excelled in other ways of communicating. Definite repeat. And as always, nice to see Michelle again, who looked very pretty today btw

Wolfbane: I tried Ada at E&M about 2 weeks ago for 1 hour and it's my first time back at E&M for a long time since covid started. would rate her looks 6 to 7/10, body generally in shape but can be toned more, her massage is quite decent, and pre-flip tease is ample. On turning over, I was able to reach under her shirt and grab her tits which I think are A to B cup size, had her pants down and grabbed her butt, and kisses on the lips, so I would say decent YMMV by semi-legit standards. This being my first time with her I thought she is probably worth a repeat

PatrickLalime: I know Ada has been well reviewed on here but saw her again last week and just so happy with her service, figured I’d bump her again. Opted for the 60 min massage - reasonable price after going to Bliss a bit recently. Ada gives the closest thing to a real RMT style massage I’ve ever experienced at a MP. Great pressure, fantastic working through my sore muscles. If I had one feedback, I would’ve loved some more teasing throughout. Tease was good - I really like post flip where she doesn’t just get right into the HJ. She really takes her time to draw her fingers all over your balls and taint for a solid 5-10 mins. Really prolongs the HJ build up. Love her B titties as well. Total damage was $120 - $60 for massage, $60 tip. Will definitely be going back when I’m in the neighbourhood. Left feeling like I had a RMT massage plus a release lol

JimiNY: Opal's massage is RMT level, Ada's more flowing and sensual.

semi4life: You can try Opal, get her to do backwalking and tell her to start the tease once she's done with the rails (as others have mentioned you have to speak up if it's your first time seeing a girl)

spaluvr: Opal does very good tease and HE,she is like a Traditional Chinese Medicine Physician Knows every acupuncture point.

JimiNY: Got in to see Opal again, was my choice today from the group. Talking with the boss, she says she uses Opal for a massage instead of going elsewhere. Once again, told her just a medium pressure, she laughed and continued. I could see why she was getting the massive tips after the first time I saw her, just a phenomenal massage. Much like Ada's but much more coverage, a blend of ancient wisdom with seamless satisfaction. Her shoulder work is second to none and all the way through using her tingling touch. She does not remove any clothing, can do the otc thing with her. Her finish is very sensual and lengthy, makes your worries melt away. She is in today guys, lots of time.

Looks like good day for a strong massage.

**Opal leading the charge"

If you want a more balance experience with a good massage and bit of fun, Cici and Ada would be highly recommended.

 

[JimiNY]

I agree Cici and Lucy are good choices. Vivian is also surprisingly good in the tease department

Have to try Vivian and Lucy again.
Has been awhile but Cici is in again today along with Ada

 

[semi4life]

Have to try Vivian and Lucy again.
Has been awhile but Cici is in again today along with Ada

Yeah can't go wrong with Ada

 

[semi4life]

Or Cici for that matter

 

[DareDevil]

Yeah can't go wrong with Ada

She is a safe bet

 

[JimiNY]

Yeah can't go wrong with Ada

Yes, Ada will be back in today along with Lucy.
Both with an amazing massage.

 

[do you speak English]

I haven’t been here for a while.

I booked an appointment with Vicky today and when I got in I took my usual one shot and asked Michelle if she would be willing to give me a massage to which she laughed it off and walked me to my room.

After my shower in walked Vicky..this is at least the 2-3 time that it was a girl I know that walked in..I just saw her a week earlier at east beaver wellness - we had a good laugh and I told her I would like to try someone new today and she politely left the room.

A few minutes later Vivian walked in and asked me in Mandarin “is it okay” to which I said yes (I was already naked what else was I to do lol)

She is an average GND looking lady..I know the description says young but I wouldn’t say she is young.

Her tata’s are quite small and she doesn’t really like them being touch and her tushy is above average for an Asian.

Massage skills above average but her tease and HJ skills is where she shines..could just let her massage and edge me down south for the whole session.

Prolly wouldn’t repeat as I prefer a bit more mileage but amazing hands if I’m looking for straight up HJ technique.

Your taste is lousy Michelle is old and not good looking maybe your thing
The spa is dated like the owner

 

[EMSpa_schedule]

Good morning from E&M, Markham's best Spa!

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For Thursday March 28, 2024, our attendants are Ada, Coco, Mia and Lucy

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Ada is young, fit, good-looking with nice curves and provides a great experience. Highly sought after!
Coco is one of our newer additions. She's cute and petite and already incredibly popular!
Mia is known for her great massage, and is really cute with a nice figure
Lucy is tiny but has a nice figure, is a good conversationalist and knows what she's doing. She'll make you feel wonderful right from the start

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E&M Recommendations:
For cute/slim/sexy: Coco
For tease: Lucy/Ada
For busty: Mia/Lucy
For young/amazing: Ada

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Here's what people have said (click the links to read the full reviews):
Lucy: Excellent hard massage and long tease before the flip
Ada: Massage was fantastic. Thorough and strong. Very professional ... The tease began I think about 20 min in
Coco: Just tried Coco. Wearing tight tna pants and white tee. Great looking gal. Massage was good, release was good
Mia: Just finished a session with Mia. Her massage was amazing

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The schedule is posted here daily.
You can ask to use our newly renovated in-room shower rooms.
Walk-ins are welcome, but call (905) 479-6668 to avoid disappointment.

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Today a little feature on Lucy/Coco:

BT301: Saw Lucy recently - 9/10 experience. I would not agree she is busty but great body, c cup boobs, super friendly service. Excellent hard massage and long tease before the flip. Sexy slow hj finish. Fully clothed but roaming hands allowed. very pretty lady imo. Would repeat. I dont get there often but I have never had a bad experience at E and M. Massage quality and finish is akways consistent.

Alex8789: Saw Lucy today as I was in the neighborhood, everything said here is correct … her massage is good and she said she is going to school for RMT , her tease was just amazing and she can carry a good convo , we chatted a bit during massage , Overall will definitely repeat ... On the side note Michelle is looking very good as usual .. I wish

qinging: Yep...saw Lucy once and liked her attitude and mellons. I will see her in the next week or so to see if she can be my go to girl.

DareDevil: I had a great time with Lucy, cute girl looks a bit like Cici, great attitude, very talkative, nice body, and rather busty. Massage: Provides a pretty strong massage and sensual at the same time. Lucy applied some pretty good techniques great elbow work on my back and glutes. After she applied the oil is where it felt more sensational. I love it when she worked my inner thighs and groin area and her hands would occasionally graze my 2 friends. Tease/fun: I would say she has really good teasing skills on par with Ivy, she would be applying plenty of oil around your whole groin and butt hole area. A very stimulating, unique feeling, easily gets you all worked up and super excited. After a good maybe 10 mins of teasing, I couldn't handle it anymore and asked to flip over. The next part is where she shined again revealing the nicest natural DD melons. She was not shy and allowed me to and explore those assets and she equally enjoyed the experience as well. Overall: great communicator speaking both English and Cantonese, I just love her up beat energy, flirty personality, laughter and of course her natural DD's. If you are looking for a good solid massage, good conversation, and some light fun she is your girl. Enjoy Gents!

johnjoebowler: Holy fuck. Can't speak. Coco is a must

Aka: Had a great time with Coco , good energy, nice smile & beautiful melons

bob_loblaw: Heard that Coco resembles my avatar a bit can anyone confirm? If so I'm going to go broke

DareDevil: I was in the neighborhood and the boss recommended me to try Coco. Pretty girl, tall, slim body. Young maybe late 20's. She didn't speak much. She speaks Cantonese and Mandarin fluently. Yeah friendly attitude and likes to joke around. Massage: she mentioned she's been mssaging for only 2 months. Surprisingly it was quite enjoyable, decent strength, used lots of hand and finger presses. She also used her knee and performed a few thai moves. Fun: i can say she shines alot more liberal then some of the others. I will share she looks great from head to toe. What stood out the most, she revelaed her beautiful natural C melons and was ok for exploring. I won't share all the details and leave some imagination. But she Certainly fun worth another visit. She told me works Thur and Fri. Enjoy Gents!

johnjoebowler: I concur. One of the nicest sets I've seen. Coco's extremely nice as well.

 

[JimiNY]

E&M Recommendations:
For cute/slim/sexy: Coco
For tease: Lucy/Ada
For busty: Mia/Lucy
For young/amazing: Ada

Opens at 10am

 

[DareDevil]

Your taste is lousy Michelle is old and not good looking maybe your thing
The spa is dated like the owner

You should really take a good look in the mirror.
Speak of "Old" the last time I saw you... You didn't have that much hair left on you....