Ever wonder if you could live a gay lifestyle?

[DickSlinger]

DickSlinger, nothing needs to be proven - either this or that or something else. This is the internet. Nothing matters on the internet. And we are trying to impress girls who entertain thousand of men each year as part of their job. That's equivalent to asking the girl behind the MCD register to remember you and your order from 6 months prior. With the volume she processes (both the MCD employee and the sex-worker), the only thing either of them want to do is take your money and process you through the lineup as easily as possible.

I am not gay, but I am trying to make myself gay. One step at a time DickSlinger. It's not easy. Even a butterfly, relatively speaking, needs a long time to re-emerge as a new creature.

Many years ago, I didn't like Tgirls or Tranny porn. But, little by little, I conditioned myself to like both. I am sure, in time, I can condition myself to be gay too. Show a little patience, FFS. Show the same patience you show in developing and 'masking' your 20+ handles, including Slag, Quickdraw etc.

Always remember: Sex workers work at sex with their clients to make money. No other reason. They don't like us, they don't care about us, they don't want to be our friends etc. They want our money and they want us to get the fuck out as soon as the session clock expires. There is no 'winning' with a sex-worker. The session is temporary and fake. Nothing more.

I don't try to impress any girl. Any guy that doesn't think all this is a fantasy is stupid

 

[Ursus]

Hookers don't provide a fantasy. The volume they serve is too high and their motivations are too lazy. They aren't actresses and they aren't even good at providing sex, for the most part.

No fantasy. Just a fast-food type service with open legs instead of fries and a Coke.

 

[LostInnocence]

I'm going to have to disagree with you, Ursus, and I'm going to tell you why. The fantasy doesn't come from the girl. It comes from the guy. So she really doesn't have to do too much to make the fantasy come true.

If you're not convinced, I will bring out EXHIBIT A: Daniella at Perla. How many people fantasize about her? I think that there are a few Kleenexes around your place that support my thesis, but I'm not going to have them brought out for display. You know, due to toxic waste laws. But Daniella provides a fantasy girl, and probably 75% of the people who see her would agree that she fulfills it in the room.

Now, I know you're going to say that Daniella's different, and she's the Number 1 MPA in the GTA. Fine. But a lot of people on the board here have other favourites. That's not Daniella in MY avatar. Gigi is perfect for me. I don't find her lazy or unmotivated when we are together. She's incredibly sexy and active and does all of the things that make me very happy the whole time I am there. I can hear her voice in my head right now as I am typing. So she's EXHIBIT B.

How many people have fantasies about Katie at Pure? I think there are many. Nina? JB BATS gave her 15 gold ratings a month ago and has seen her since, and I know Jmac likes her, too. Jennifer, the Colombian Legend?

I remember a month or so back, the guy who booked his first appointment with Carla at Pure, then was getting cold feet. He went, had a great visit. Are you going to tell me there was no fantasy fulfilled?

How about all of the E&M people... Don't you think they're thinking about how great it's going to be when they flip and the fun begins? And then the fun begins... that's their fantasy. Not necessarily your or mine, but that's not the point.

If you want to say that you don't fantasize about hookers, fine. If you say you don't, I'm not going to tell you that you do, but then I have heard stories about Angela playing with puppets and a full day session, and it that isn't living out a fantasy, I don't know what is. Or Daniella and her pictures and you with your paper plates (although I never figured that out). Or a desert island full of trannies. So I think you have a pretty active fantasy life. As I do. Fantasy not only provided, but fulfilled.

My case rests.

 

[Dinorawr21]

@LostInnocence makes a lot of sense. Currently fantasizing over which ladies to see.

I can see where Ursus is coming from in that he's probably frequented so often that there's no more fantasy - just reality

 

[LostInnocence]

He's seen Angela more times than I have seen everybody put together. I am a relative newbie, coming up to my first hobby anniversary.

 

[felixami]

hey ursus
i like long walks on the beach
i listen to celine dion

kidding...

good for u
for opening up
u r a renaissance man

u appreciate art for arts sake

celebrate ur liife

 

[Ursus]

I was at T&T and I saw this really good looking Indian guy. So handsome. But, I have no experience in approaching men. So, didn't know what to do. I can pick up women very easily, but how do you pick up a guy? Not that easy. Oh well, in time, I will learn.

 

[IronHearted]

I was at T&T and I saw this really good looking Indian guy. So handsome. But, I have no experience in approaching men. So, didn't know what to do. I can pick up women very easily, but how do you pick up a guy? Not that easy. Oh well, in time, I will learn.

They teach you that in prison.

 

[veegee]

For me, I have thought about this recently. I visit Tgirls, I watch Tgirl porn, I admire men and their qualities over women and their qualities. And I often find men to be the more attractive partner in a relationship couple that I see when outside.

Just last night, while at the mall, I was fascinated with how attractive all the Arab and Indian men were.

If I was in a relationship with a man, we would have the same interests and hobbies, think the same, understand each other an contribute equally. The only problem I can't get past is that I don't like Penis. And I will never like Penis.

So, I am still stuck with women until I figure out a solution to my dislike of male anatomy.

 

[veegee]

For me, I have thought about this recently. I visit Tgirls, I watch Tgirl porn, I admire men and their qualities over women and their qualities. And I often find men to be the more attractive partner in a relationship couple that I see when outside.

Just last night, while at the mall, I was fascinated with how attractive all the Arab and Indian men were.

If I was in a relationship with a man, we would have the same interests and hobbies, think the same, understand each other an contribute equally. The only problem I can't get past is that I don't like Penis. And I will never like Penis.

So, I am still stuck with women until I figure out a solution to my dislike of male anatomy.

 

[Ursus]

Holy Shit. Are you going to just highlight other member's posts, or are you going to post your own stuff?

 

[Ursus]

I am getting confused. I don't know whether I should just go MGTOW or go full gay. The women in my life are pure cancer.

 

[Hangdai]

I am getting confused. I don't know whether I should just go MGTOW or go full gay. The women in my life are pure cancer.

If you do, make sure it's a guy that's of similar height and shape.

You can instantly double your wardrobe and 69 will be perfect.

 

[Ursus]

I wouldn't be the type of gay that would dress well and always keep myself in shape. I would be the rugged, non stereotypical gay with no lisp and no hint of gayness. I would be more apt to look for a guy with a full garage of tools. I could bring my tools and together, we would have the tools necessary to fix anything. Pure Bliss.

 

[DickSlinger]

I am getting confused. I don't know whether I should just go MGTOW or go full gay. The women in my life are pure cancer.

Go mgtow. You already think and act like one. Might as well. But if you want to fuck guys you can do that too. Idc whar you do.

 

[Ursus]

Go mgtow. You already think and act like one. Might as well. But if you want to fuck guys you can do that too. Idc whar you do.

My natural inclination is to bang girls and I am not attracted to guys on the whole, but I am so fucking tired of dealing with asshole women that I am trying to make myself gay, just for the benefit of not having to deal with bitches.

That's why Tgirls are my favourite. Looks like a chick but acts more like a guy.

 

[Ursus]

Funny thing is, Angela accused me of being Hangdai. I was like 'WTF?'

Then she got pissed off at me for praising other women as being beautiful. Then she said she didn't want to talk to me or see me.

Never stops with women. Never fucking stops with the childish games they play.

 

[DickSlinger]

Funny thing is, Angela accused me of being Hangdai. I was like 'WTF?'

Then she got pissed off at me for praising other women as being beautiful. Then she said she didn't want to talk to me or see me.

Never stops with women. Never fucking stops with the childish games they play.

Pump and dump.

 

[Hangdai]

Funny thing is, Angela accused me of being Hangdai. I was like 'WTF?'

Then she got pissed off at me for praising other women as being beautiful. Then she said she didn't want to talk to me or see me.

Never stops with women. Never fucking stops with the childish games they play.

Oh oh, maybe she's upset with me as well?

Good thing she doesn't know my handle on here, but honestly, it shouldn't be too hard to figure out.

Angela, if your reading this, I'm not Ursus, and Ursus is not me!

There, that should take care of it.

Everything can go back to normal now.

 

[Ursus]

Pump and dump.

I really love Angela. But, she has no regard for me at all. Gets exhausting.

Problem with Angela is that her entire life, she has had 10+ guys constantly offering to do anything for her. So, she has the attitude of a spoiled Princess. Now, as an escort, she has 30+ guys offering to give her the world. So, her attitude is even more selfish.

But, I can look past her behaviour and focus on the best pussy money can buy. That's why I repeated with her so much. Her pussy is amazing. Terrible personality, but fantastic pussy.